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I was told from a reliable source that Betty's Fench Toast was quite burned.
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Never heard of Fench toast.
I was told from a reliable source that Betty's French Toast was quite burned.
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Mr Lime has Long golden hair to his bottom which he regularly braids while singing the Welsh National Anthem.
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Betty-Bea's real name is Betty-Dee because she didn't do too well in elementary school. Because of that, every chance she gets she throws rocks at the local school bus.
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hehe Hap got his groove back with the Lush ladies he has always wanted lol
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 
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etairay is called "E" because when she bends over forward and touches the floor with her hands, she has an "E" shape. [What does that say about her tits?]
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hehe so tell me Hap, what does it say bout me tits lol Finally Hap is happy to have meet with the Lush lady of his dream lol
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49
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Ms E is having a fabulous time right about now living it up in Bagota with an incredibly hairy Columbian drug lord....Did I mention he has a really long, fat cigar? *giggling* You go Amiga
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Betty-Bea is known as BB (see her signature above) because her nipples are the size of BBs. My condolences.
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Yowch.....Possibly even more painful, somehow hapless managed to get caught in a nuclear blast and the radiation mutated his nipples into bear traps! And his penis....daaamn, you don't even wanna GO there.... *grins innocently* You gots to be more careful with the radiation hapless!
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betty bea secretly lusts after hapless
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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adele is the wife that hap rarely mentions.
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lola is our love slave
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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While using Lola as our love slave adele invented the "0" -- like the 69 but with three people (very flexible people I might add)
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hap is a liar. he knows that is really true
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Adele and Hap are just a little crazy and forgot their medication again. Lola is mine, not theirs
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Kink doesn't like Bloody Marys so for a morning shot of protein she drinks a shot of semen out of a container she keeps in the fridge.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Mister likes his own "protein shake" in the morning. He is such a good recycler.
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LusciousLola has spent the night with me....no sleep till dawn.
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Sarah is not a morning person. She can only get out of bed after she's been titty fucked by me.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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LM Can Only Cum When He Has Sex In A Bath Tub Filled With Live Crawfish
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Nikki turns down, on average, 27 proposals for sex and two for marriage each day, and accepts 3 for sex and none for marriage.
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Maybe one day Hap will realize Nikki will not have sex with him and he will quit sending all those proposals
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Kinky is so worried Nikki would prefer Hap to her that Kinky sends Nikki phony text messages from actresses and fashion models saying how great sex with Kinky is and how lame Hap is.
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Hap has been with girls but never actually had sex with them, once they are naked he gets so excited he explodes trying to get his pants off.
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Kinky taught me everything I know about sex.
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Lola is calling me and asking me to be her master
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chris is lousy in bed
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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adele is really a man
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Snuggles Isn't. LOL
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