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kinkygirl wrote:Snuggles Isn't. LOL Tami isn't the least bit clever, she gets all her funny lines from WMM
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Every time Lola sees my pic pop up she kisses her moniter
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Kinky was hypnotized into believing she is straight, and is now calling me every hour asking me to take her to bed!
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Hap suffers from Hydrophobia, he stands day in day out gazing across the lake to the Island of Lush. Paddle in hand, he yearns for the day when he can cross the water and be met by his adoring fan club.....The Lush Fanny Paddlers.
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kinky is a transvestite
There is no mark of self,
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No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Wildcat can only have sex while watching The Tonight Skow with Johnny Carson. Sadly she is now celibate.
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bubbles is allergic to flowers and hates that picture
There is no mark of self,
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Sorry about not posting under you last, guess I took too long .
Adele wishes that was really me in avatar so I'd bite her frozen nipple
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aren't you supposed to tell a lie???????
bubbles is a bleached blonde
There is no mark of self,
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Adele doesn't really like sex and only reason she is on Lush is to find out why everyone else loves sex.
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Kinky starts humming the theme to Sesame Street when she is about to cum.
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lola is a closet couch potato
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Adele works as a bar tender. Her specialty is melting a rum ice cube into your glass using her bare nipple, when making Pina Coladas. She sells about 147 a day.
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Hap bought some pills advertised to "Make Your Tool Double In Size"; unfortunately the ad was for paddles, so he wasted his money. Poor, pathetic Hap!
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Ever wonder why naughtythoughcute only shows her backside? She has become addicted to plastic surgery and her face now looks like Joan Rivers. 
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Lola decided on her profile name after listening the the song Lola by The Kinks....
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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 LM"S soloution to be with me
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kinky is hiding a penis under that sarong
There is no mark of self,
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-- The Diamond Sutra
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the thought of which which excites adele, hence the ice.
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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naughty is just a CNA. she flunked out of nursing
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by geting caught being naughty with adele
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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naughtynurse has the largest collection of bedpans in Florida, which she lovingly paints with little erotic scenes
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Is not really a wild cat, Just a cuddly puppy
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kinky is a blonde
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That's not an ice cube in adele's avatar. It's a growth on her nipple that she is unsuccessfully trying to remove. Poor adele.
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Hap spends his days picking daisies, he picks off the little petals.... she loves me, she loves me not......tears roll down his face when he realises Wildcat has the one he needs
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
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Wildcat's last entry in her journal: "Dear Diary: Once again I unmercifully teased Hap, even though I know he has a fragile ego -- like a turtle without a shell. I laughed when I saw the desperation of his posts, trying in his own pitiful way to top me. I could almost see his tears falling on his keyboard. I doubt he'll be calling me "Mildcat" again. He has been "scratched" by the Wildcat! I'm so awesome!"
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hap really believes that his last post is true. Where is that nurse with his meds?
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Lusciouslola thinks that the song from the musical classic "Damn Yankees" that "Whatever Lola wants, Lola gets, there's no exception to the rule, she's irresistible you fool" was written about her. She is happy to autograph a copy of the song for anyone for $5 (she prefers U S currency instead of the Rand of her native land), and will allow you to have your picture taken with her for only $20 more. if you want her to sing the song for you, that's another $50. What a bargain!
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the picture makes his paddle look bigger !!!
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