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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Has no desire to fuck me whatsoever
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,614
Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Escaped from the mental asylum and is now on the run, only stopping to recharge her cloak of invisibility.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/5/2010
Posts: 2,640
Location: Island of tranquility
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Makes maple syrup every spring, so every fall he can coat herself in the syrup and roll around in the beautiful autumn leaves. That is a lot of work for a Halloween costume.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,317
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Her eyes actually DO look like that and she has to wear sunglasses when speaking to people or they can't concentrate...
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,317
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mazz has hap locked in her basement and only lets him out to watch glee with her
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,389
Location: In the Desert
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Really has her tongue pierced three time & has two that vibrate for all the ladies enjoyment 
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,317
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had all his teeth pulled so now he is just a little pussy cat
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,317
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Uses special ribbed tongue condoms, 'for her pleasure'
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Mazza's tits are detachable
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,614
Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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LusciousLola wrote:Makes maple syrup every spring, so every fall he can coat herself in the syrup and roll around in the beautiful autumn leaves. That is a lot of work for a Halloween costume. That actually sounds fun! :-) Poizenivy - is actually a gangster and had eyes and ears everywhere.
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Rank: Lurker
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Hates The Word Jello!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,317
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Every single one of her 1000 posts are exactly the same: "Ich bin EIN Berliner!"
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,317
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She Speaks Russian Portuguese and.... Hates Chocolate :)
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,317
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Sings like Luciano Pavarotti, but only in the shower....
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Has actually never touched a woman because she is really a 75 yr old nun
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,317
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It is hard to break the habit  Ivy actually qualifies as being poisonous due to her blood alcohol level...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/26/2011
Posts: 5,643
Location: So Cal, United States
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is looking to score with some rich arab guy and start wearing her berka all the time
nothing beats a luscious kiss from well painted lips ;) mmmmmmmmm...........
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,317
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Is a Robot
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,587
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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Is a 256lb weight lifter called Hank.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,389
Location: In the Desert
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He dress up in leather chaps with vibrators in the gun holsters & as he walks through town he pulls them out & tries to give all the ladies he comes across a orgasm
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Spanky walks up to random women in wal mart drops his pants and starts smacking his ass
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,317
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Doesn't want to take nude pictures of me 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/1/2011
Posts: 3,241
Location: Seattle, United States
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Doesn't want to get her nude picture taken by Ivy :)
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,317
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Doesn't want to take nude pictures of Ivy and I :)
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/23/2011
Posts: 392
Location: in your dreams. , United States
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is noctournal and cant hold a job cause she only sleeps during the day
i love dirty nasty filthy steamy hot sex!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/16/2011
Posts: 997
Location: Just Say Marco, United States
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doesnt have any boobs... stuffs her bra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/3/2012
Posts: 142
Location: Bay Area, United States
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Hates the taste of pussy.
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Rank: Chat Moderator
Joined: 11/6/2011
Posts: 996
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Isn't wild at all...and may not be a girl either..oh the irony of her name...
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,317
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Supports England in Rugby and Cricket, likes warm flat beer and cold damp weather
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,614
Location: Kicking around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Can fit her own head in her mouth
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