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Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,239
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Loves to ride his spear
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/3/2008 Posts: 384 Location: United Kingdom
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loves swimming with Dolphins
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,239
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Wishes he was a dolphin
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Rank: Lurker
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can spin herself 55 times on her toes !
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/26/2011 Posts: 5,633 Location: So Cal, United States
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is very dry and boring
nothing beats a luscious kiss from well painted lips ;) mmmmmmmmm...........
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Rank: Lurker
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has slept with 1001 men and thus, won a nobel prize for it !
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,239
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Her favorite food is mangos
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,239
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Has tried every position in the Kama Sutra twice, once with guys and once with girls
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/23/2011 Posts: 411 Location: At a computer, United Kingdom
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Is actually a white silhouette in real life.
This post comes to you from the original and highly disorganised mind of mine...be scared, I certainly am, lol
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,239
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only guy on lush with a 10 inch penis although it isn't really his. it's bubba's, his cell mate but he gets it every night
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,239
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Has her tongue permanently stuck out, as a birth defect.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/23/2011 Posts: 411 Location: At a computer, United Kingdom
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Genuinely has those wings
This post comes to you from the original and highly disorganised mind of mine...be scared, I certainly am, lol
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/21/2011 Posts: 1,803 Location: Sublime Heights, Germany
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Was born with a beard.
Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,239
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Was on the USA swim team
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011 Posts: 8,361 Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Is really my Aunt Gay
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,239
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Is my personal driver, she takes me everywhere I need to go :)
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/10/2011 Posts: 3,112 Location: around , Canada
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she really loves me and not jan
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,239
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He knows my secrets.
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Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,239
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Races snails for a living.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,239
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really has short legs
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,239
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is a part of the x-men league
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,239
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is really a papaya!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/3/2008 Posts: 384 Location: United Kingdom
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Is really an optician in a small Lush town
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,239
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Is really someone I know
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,239
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is a man in reality ! :D
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,239
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Is an orange purse in reality!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/26/2010 Posts: 428 Location: Southeast part of the state
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Never wears makeup so as not to be associated with her namesake
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/26/2011 Posts: 5,633 Location: So Cal, United States
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qualified for Olympics with just his picture but in actuality can't grow a spear doesn't know front from back
nothing beats a luscious kiss from well painted lips ;) mmmmmmmmm...........
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 327,239
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Once morphed into a spider and tripped Spider Man
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/3/2008 Posts: 384 Location: United Kingdom
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Has a lovely collection of wigs but this is her favorite one!
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