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Used to be in a womens' synchronised swimming team - and won awards for holding his breath under the water too ! X
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She does not have any badge in her profile.
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He starred in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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She does not have a bright smile.
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Joined: 12/6/2009
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Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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Is actually both the people in the avatar.
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Joined: 12/21/2010
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Location: In the Desert
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Really dresses like a dog & chases the neighborhood kids around the block
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Location: Seattle, United States
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That's his true image.
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Joined: 5/23/2011
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Location: Here
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The stunning suit was borrowed from his neighbour
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dresses up as a skunk to scare the ally cats
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Joined: 10/5/2010
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Lights bags of poop on fire on people's doorsteps, rings the bell and runs away ;)
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Opens the door and tries to save the bag of poop
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/21/2010
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Location: In the Desert
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Tries to play ding dong ditch with himself but loses every time 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Likes it when I talk about raping his ass without lube
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,389
Location: In the Desert
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Wants me to make sweet passionate love to her.... Taking it nice & slow... Nothing NAUGHTY at all 
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Joined: 8/5/2011
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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Fuck spanky at this point I will take it anyway I can get it...
He insists that the short women he fucks dress like an ewok and he dresses like chubacca
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Joined: 3/24/2011
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Location: Canada
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poison is really a horny old man preying on young ladies.hee hee
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Really is the horny old man praying on young ladies, just trying to blame
Ivy to cover his tracks....I'm onto you.... :)
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Joined: 4/23/2011
Posts: 336
Location: toronto, Canada
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I could use a horny old man or a horny old woman so are you the old lady. but I see your the butler spying again.
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Joined: 1/23/2011
Posts: 1,419
Location: Florida, Alabama, Sweet Home!, United States
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savanna rips all her shirts open and all the buttons fly off everywhere
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Alli post the unsexiest pictures on her friends profile pages
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/23/2011
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Location: Florida, Alabama, Sweet Home!, United States
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Footsiebabe wrote:Alli post the unsexiest pictures on her friends profile pages bitch! victoria has ingrown toenails
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/1/2011
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Location: Seattle, United States
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Never watched "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
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Had a crush on Britney Spears
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Joined: 5/26/2011
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Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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Has to get his Mum to type all his lush posts for him as he can't type.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Is still scared to go the bathroom at night
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Joined: 8/5/2011
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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Isn't really biting her...he is gumming because.he.cant find his detures
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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If you turn her avatar upside down....they fall right in your mouth....gulp!
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poizenivy wrote:Isn't really biting her...he is gumming because.he.cant find his detures  is the statue in the photo, he needs to get clean by his butler 'cause dogs keep raising their leg on him
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She is waiting on her slave boy to give her a massage
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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spear uses a prothestic penis becuase he lost his in a terrible mining accident
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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