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Picks his nose..
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Scratches her butt!!
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and wipes it on his shirt
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Likes her eggs scrambled
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is really a redneck
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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She's really the singer Adele.
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Doesn't just suck that lollypop
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Joined: 3/18/2012
Posts: 1,774
Location: Some where on the other side of the looking glass,
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really lives in Atlanta
Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion! 
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has 3 tits but no nipples
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she's never liked me
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,586
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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Is really a fairy called Nuff. 
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican) Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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would never consider sex with a woman
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Joined: 6/22/2012
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Location: United States
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Those breasts are implants....
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that's not his hand feeding him the strawberry. It's his boyfriend's
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Finds garden gnomes extremely erotic..
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Joined: 3/23/2011
Posts: 236
Location: United Kingdom
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Is still at kindergarten
Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
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Is really a fairy
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Joined: 11/13/2010
Posts: 9,830
Location: In your dreams, United States
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Is a virgin
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LOVES to ride a big fat cock hard and fast!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2010
Posts: 9,830
Location: In your dreams, United States
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Bought a new big strappy just for me, LOL
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LMAO!!!
Is not really that kinky...
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Joined: 4/8/2011
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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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is really a troll
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Is a transvestite!
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Swims to the coast of Mexico every Tuesday
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Joined: 12/28/2011
Posts: 2,716
Location: United States
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Is a virgin
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/31/2012
Posts: 211
Location: Chi-town area, United States
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Likes to earn money by subjecting himself to medical trials. His last one made his hair fall out and nipples to ache painfully. 
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Joined: 7/3/2012
Posts: 165
Location: Madrid, Spain
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Secretly reads Barbara Cartland every Sunday afternoon while sunbathing naked on his balcony.
Nathivan
“Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it's almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you're a part of them.”
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Cannot leave the house without wearing thermal underware..
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Posts: 1,283
Location: in your dreams, United States
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Is wearing my panties
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Posts: 1,803
Location: Sublime Heights, Germany
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Hates the word bimbo ):
Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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