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Joined: 9/13/2011 Posts: 339 Location: Lethbridge , Canada
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Can not say no to Chocolate .... The striper down at the Pole Swingers
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Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,070
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Works as a butterfly councilor , apparently they have feelings too.
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Joined: 4/8/2011 Posts: 19,400 Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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wants nothing to do with me
There is no mark of self, And no mark of others, No mark of living beings, And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Joined: 12/21/2010 Posts: 8,390 Location: In the Desert
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Got kicked out of every public pool shes been in for peeing in the water
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Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,070
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Comes to my house every night to play
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Joined: 12/28/2011 Posts: 2,716 Location: United States
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Is never home :)
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Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,070
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Loves to give senior citizens foot baths for a sexual thrill..
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Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,070
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Her name is not really Dora...
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,070
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Has won prizes for her cabbages and runner beans.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,070
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Collects pictures of women's ugly fat arses.
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Joined: 1/17/2012 Posts: 14,251 Location: Madrid, Spain
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Is her neighborhood's favorite ballet-dance teacher.
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Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,070
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Hates soccer
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Joined: 4/8/2011 Posts: 19,400 Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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he's a 90 lb weakling
There is no mark of self, And no mark of others, No mark of living beings, And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/9/2011 Posts: 6,606 Location: India
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she has silicon boobies  Nikki xxxx
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Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,070
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She doesn't want to fuck me!
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Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,070
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Wants me so bad.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 4/29/2012 Posts: 96 Location: My House, United States
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loathes british people
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,070
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his pants fall down all the time! accidentally on purpose..
EDIT: Oops, sorry Subgirl, I think we must have posted at the same time :)
But my groundless lie about you is that you are really a Dominatrix who LOVES to pretend.
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Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,070
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Lights her matches using a rough patch on her bunny ears
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Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,070
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Really wants to be Mr Darcy.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,070
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Is secretly in the pay of the Gnome government.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,070
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Has a secret bottomless bottom picture supplier
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/23/2011 Posts: 1,479 Location: Here
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She can squish gnomes with her fluffy tail if she wants
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,070
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hates the color red
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,070
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Is really always ignored.
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Joined: 5/4/2012 Posts: 4,056 Location: Lost, United States
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once played shower twister with bill clinton, he did some weird things with that cigar
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,070
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But I did not have sexual relations with Bill Clinton!
She has a night job as a waitress in a men's strip joint.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/23/2011 Posts: 1,479 Location: Here
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She is the owner of a mens strip joint
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 332,070
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He strips at a mens strip joint!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/28/2012 Posts: 5,039 Location: Around, South Africa
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She hunts Bunnies, then eats them.
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