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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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Angie's av is her, but 35 years ago
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/22/2012
Posts: 952
Location: United States
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wears an A cup
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Has absolutely no manners..
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/22/2012
Posts: 952
Location: United States
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Is really Mother Theresa in disguise..
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Can speak 7 languages fluently. Including Klingon.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Is really a cat under that disguise
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/2/2010
Posts: 2,895
Location: south
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that av is the only way she smokes after sex
And Adele was soooooooooooooooooooooo wrong that picture is 30 years ago
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/10/2010
Posts: 9,916
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Angie, had the clothes added to the picture for use on Lush,
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,849
Location: Lost, United States
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when sinking, he always abandons ship
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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Not only does she fart constantly, she also belches all the time and rarely bathes
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/9/2011
Posts: 6,166
Location: India
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she doesn't want to fuck me!
Nikki xxxx
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Is really a blonde playboy bunny!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Is really REALLY ugly
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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The bunny ears are permanently attached..so is the cigar
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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He's really a black & white minstrel
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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She only knew that because she was one of the showgirls..guess which one. 
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Was a black and white minstrel accompanied by teletubbie showgirls - THE PROOF IS UP ABOVE 
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Burried my favourite bone in her back garden
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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I didn't touch his bone, but I caught him trying to hump the lettuces in the garden.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/13/2011
Posts: 339
Location: Lethbridge , Canada
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ya but I saw what you were doing with that big carrot :P
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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he is as bald as a cue ball
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/2/2010
Posts: 2,895
Location: south
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that is as far as she has eer gotten when trying to undress
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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she never undresses (eeewwww)
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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She PMs me daily love poems 
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,569
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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She likes to be spanked with frozen salami.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 5,920
Location: United Kingdom
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Knows how to really defrost salami! 
 If you could, would you? Satan 
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Has a big knob of salami
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Is a flaming transexual with a 12" cock.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/23/2011
Posts: 1,479
Location: Here
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Has the hots for im_lush
Sig removed by admin: Too awesome.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Crashes black tie events just for fun
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