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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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Makes love to hairy old men every Tuesday and snips off their backhair as a trophy..
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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Breeds pedigree hamsters for the hamster circus when it comes around.
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 9/22/2011
Posts: 14
Location: Here, where are you?, United Kingdom
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Lives in a tree house, spends Happy Hour peeing on the heads of bald men.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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Spends all day shredding then weaving empty breakfast cereal boxes into clothing for pet lorikeets.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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likes violence against animals
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 9/22/2011
Posts: 14
Location: Here, where are you?, United Kingdom
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Is always ignored!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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always ignores the person above, perhaps they do, so it wouldn't be a lie....
so maybe they just might go to the beach every weekend practicing their mermaid calls.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/13/2011
Posts: 339
Location: Lethbridge , Canada
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Masturbates to the Cartoon network :P
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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Finds facial hair on women a turn on
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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Keeps the central heating turned on all summer
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,423
Location: United Kingdom
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prefers dalmations and is really Cruella De Ville
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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Has NO hidden talent at all..
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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Is completely naked from the waist down
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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He is not.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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Supplies 2/3 of the worlds asparagus through a string of farms in Honduras
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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Pees on 1/3 of the worlds asparagus through my string of farms in honduras.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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Hates all things cute and cuddly
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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Had a one-night stand with the entire city of San Diego (except Solano Beach)
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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Prefers women on their hands and knees.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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Singlehandedly lays all the chocolate Easter eggs for Cadbury
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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She gets too hungry for dinner at eight
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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Raids the rubbish bin for his dinner
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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Commonwealth Monopoly champion 2007.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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Best of Mongrel Breed 2012
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/30/2012
Posts: 329
Location: under bright lights, United States
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Bends over for Trolls
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,718
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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Is allergic to technology in any form.
Life's a beach and then you dive.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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Is almost never wet...
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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Is not really a male..
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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Collects sugar sachets from roadside cafes
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,067
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pees on his neighbour's legs when they are not looking.
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