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Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,275
Location: United Kingdom
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Broke into a pharmacy and stole all the condoms
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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He's a little clumsy as a penguin. Look! There's video!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,275
Location: United Kingdom
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ran out of coloured ink for his printer
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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Got sued for damaging ice
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 5,910
Location: United Kingdom
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Uses a double for leg shots. 
 If you could, would you? Satan 
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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is still taking dancing lessons
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,550
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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Hates anything that has to do with fantasy and imagination.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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Really REALLY hates Gay Porn and the colour Green
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/17/2012
Posts: 14,025
Location: Madrid, Spain
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Loves to pee in plastic grocery bags. 
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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Is really Jerry Sandusky
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/9/2011
Posts: 6,121
Location: India
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hates being fucked hard :P
Nikki xxxx
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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Can only take baths if theres a bucket of pink glitter in them :)
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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Borrows books from the public libraryand rips out the exciting pages before she takes the books back.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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Isn't really a dog, he wears that paperbag to disguise the fact he's really a very fat cat!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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Isnt really a blonde...
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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Waxes every friday after midnight.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,275
Location: United Kingdom
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Used to date Paul Hogan
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/8/2011
Posts: 348
Location: Here, United States
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She would date anyone named Peter Pan!
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 8/8/2012
Posts: 7
Location: Canada
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Plants "Ladyfinger" cookies in hopes they'll grow into real live ladies.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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Her 'delicate flower' was broken a long time ago.
WELCOME TO LUSH & THE FORUMS FLOWER :)
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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Is really a faerie in disguise...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/9/2011
Posts: 6,121
Location: India
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is a Shrek in the fairy world :P
Nikki xxxx
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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Loves hard nosed, bad arsed garden gnomes.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/8/2011
Posts: 348
Location: Here, United States
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Has a thing about gardens! Loves freaky sex in the garden near the cucumbers!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/23/2011
Posts: 1,479
Location: Here
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Her bunny suit from waist below is transparent
Sig removed by admin: Too awesome.
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,550
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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Sneaks into donut shops and replaces all the holes.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,275
Location: United Kingdom
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doesn't really like sugar and is actually a dentist
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 8/8/2012
Posts: 7
Location: Canada
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Refuses to butter the right side of the bread
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,550
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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Prefers to butter herself instead of bread.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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Prefers the bread over the butter....
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