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Has won several 'wet t-shirt' competitions.
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Joined: 4/6/2012
Posts: 753
Location: United Kingdom
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lives in a burrow
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/2/2010
Posts: 2,890
Location: south
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That really is him in his av!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/13/2011
Posts: 339
Location: Lethbridge , Canada
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sporty spice is her hero
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/28/2011
Posts: 2,716
Location: United States
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Plays Ellery Queen in summer stock!
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Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,942
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Believes he is BigFoot
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/28/2011
Posts: 2,716
Location: United States
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Is searching for a "BigFoot"
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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lives under my bed and talks to the dust bunnies all night long!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,815
Location: Lost, United States
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likes me
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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a cute kittie, a fart joke...what's not to like????
Ginger eats 13 lbs of bacon a day
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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ivy just pretended to be away from Lush. she really had another account she was using where she was listed as a male
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/9/2011
Posts: 6,111
Location: India
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she is not funny
Nikki xxxx
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,586
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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Has never been known to laugh, or even crack a smile.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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he walks around with that sneer on his face all the time.
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/2/2010
Posts: 2,890
Location: south
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Drempt last night she was swimming with the dophins i was wondering why she woke up in my aquarium
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/9/2011
Posts: 6,111
Location: India
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got fucked by the shark in her aquariam 
Nikki xxxx
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Is really a catholic nun
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,942
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Is really a Sex Ed teacher
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,942
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Makes interesting sculptures out of empty beer cans
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,586
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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Supplies sculptors with empty beer cans.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/2/2010
Posts: 2,890
Location: south
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Makes sure the beer cans are totally empty before they are given to furi
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/28/2011
Posts: 2,716
Location: United States
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Has a very large aquarium!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/2/2010
Posts: 2,890
Location: south
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Is really a goldfish dressed like a shark
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,942
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Is really a shark dressed like a goldfish
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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once swallowed 23 goldfish to win a free beer at a party
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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has a brown thumb, cant even grow poison ivy
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,942
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in an alter ego is an internationally famous singer
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/31/2012
Posts: 211
Location: Chi-town area, United States
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He is really quite a prude. doesnt know a pussy from a cock.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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he is taking lessons on the difference himself
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/26/2011
Posts: 5,623
Location: So Cal, United States
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that's just a latex breast plate that one of Ruapauls gueens left her from last seasons drag race competition
nothing beats a luscious kiss from well painted lips ;) mmmmmmmmm...........
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