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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,843
Location: Lost, United States
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he hasn't been potty trained yet
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/12/2012
Posts: 2,593
Location: United States
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had sex with me all night and now im ruined for life
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/26/2011
Posts: 5,633
Location: So Cal, United States
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Got lost on three hour tour
nothing beats a luscious kiss from well painted lips ;) mmmmmmmmm...........
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/2/2010
Posts: 2,892
Location: south
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Was teh tourguide for that 3 hr tour
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/21/2011
Posts: 2,185
Location: Northern Hemisphere
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the only music style she performs is rap!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/26/2012
Posts: 251
Location: picking wildflowers over yonder , United States
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dances while wearing a pink tutu
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/14/2012
Posts: 522
Location: somewhere boring, United States
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Likes to dress old men up in pink tutus :P
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 8/29/2012
Posts: 43
Location: Canada
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Has a penis tattoo on his ankle.
Love is all you need.
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And weed.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/10/2012
Posts: 630
Location: Home, United States
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biggest fantasy is to have sex with Mickey Mouse at Disney World inside Sleeping Beauty's Castle with the Seven Dwarfs watching and spanking her ass.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/10/2010
Posts: 9,892
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Kinky Becky has now gone so straight she only enjoys sex in the tradition missionary position.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,238
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Bill was abducted by aliens...and enjoyed the probing
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/28/2012
Posts: 1,286
Location: in your dreams, United States
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She doesn't taste like candie, it's more like melted ice cream.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/4/2012
Posts: 279
Location: Indianapolis, United States
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Once melted ice cream all over Candie
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/15/2012
Posts: 354
Location: United States
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darcyj82 secretly want to be Candie so she can taste her sweet self.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Is teaching.me to surf in my bathtub
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,125
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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That isn't really her arse, it belongs to a nun from a nunnery in northern Italy, Ivy was there on holiday and snapped the nun sunbaking outside.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/10/2012
Posts: 184
Location: United States
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Went to the local Supermarket and got caught in the vegetable aisle doing really naughty things to some cucumbers...Guys were flocking around cheering her on...Store management was not happy. Not allowed in that store anymore.....
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,125
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/28/2012
Posts: 1,286
Location: in your dreams, United States
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She can't figure out if she is horny or hungry so she is using them then eating them.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,125
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Uses carrotts as butt plugs.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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really is a hardcore lesbian and thinking of getting a sex change
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/28/2012
Posts: 4,995
Location: Around, South Africa
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She is an ordained minister of the cloth.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,843
Location: Lost, United States
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when bunny wants a change in sex partners, he switches hands
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,275
Location: United Kingdom
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is top of the FBI's most wanted list for hacking into their computers
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/15/2012
Posts: 354
Location: United States
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I thought penguins were supposed to be monogamous!?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/10/2012
Posts: 184
Location: United States
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Had hot deviant sex last week with Joan Rivers.....going to see her again Saturday night.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,125
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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He has a Prince stashed away in his cupboard and brings him out to play a few times a week.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,843
Location: Lost, United States
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she has a yearning passion to ravish my body but fights it by having sex with every man she meets
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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dresses like a kitten and licks herself
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,843
Location: Lost, United States
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not really wearing panties, thats her tan line, she actually gets lighter in sun
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