|
|
 
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,120
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
|
She hates me with a passion and would run far far away from me at an extremely fast pace if I threw myself at her. 
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2010
Posts: 9,832
Location: In your dreams, United States
|
Was once my friend
|
|
Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,183
|
She was Scarlett Johansson's body double in Iron Man 2
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
|
Has absolutely no clue who Morpheus is he just thought it.sounded cool
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
|
|
Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,183
|
She is a professor in Greek mythology
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/10/2012
Posts: 183
Location: United States
|
Hey, this is the guy that got caught banging Queen Elizabeth last week....It was in all the papers!
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,120
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
|
Snuck into Buck Palace and poked one of the Queen's corgi's.
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,570
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
|
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
|
is world champion womens bodybuilder
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,120
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
|
Was fired by Victoria's Secret for 'borrowing' too much of their lingerie.
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2010
Posts: 9,832
Location: In your dreams, United States
|
When I sleep over at her house, Trinket wears a chasity belt to keep me honest.
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/10/2012
Posts: 183
Location: United States
|
Gets scared reading Mother Goose nursery rhymes.
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,586
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
|
Is banned from shops that sell toilet rolls.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,840
Location: Lost, United States
|
te11 can only have sex while listening to tiptoe through the tulips by tiny tim
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/10/2012
Posts: 183
Location: United States
|
Laughed when "Old Yeller" died.....
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,120
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
|
got sent to the doghouse cause he pooped in the house
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/4/2010
Posts: 5,583
Location: Alabama, United States
|
Trinket is valuable enough to purchase all of Manhattan.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,120
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
|
Lafayettemister really prefers being on the bottom.
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/4/2010
Posts: 5,583
Location: Alabama, United States
|
Trinket orgasms every time she sneezes.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/26/2012
Posts: 1,100
Location: Running through your imagination, in stockings and
|
Lucky Trinket! LM can ONLY orgasm when he sneezes.
 HunniDew
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/4/2010
Posts: 5,583
Location: Alabama, United States
|
Poor Hunni. She can only orgasm when I sneeze.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2010
Posts: 9,832
Location: In your dreams, United States
|
LM wears my worn panties to bed just to be near where my pussy has been.
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/4/2010
Posts: 5,583
Location: Alabama, United States
|
That's not true because KG wears mawmaw drawers that go all the way up under her boobs.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,840
Location: Lost, United States
|
once had sex with nikki703, couldn't sit down for a week
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/4/2010
Posts: 5,583
Location: Alabama, United States
|
Once had sex with LM, couldn't swallow for a week.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,840
Location: Lost, United States
|
only because he was so small he bruised my tonsils
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/26/2012
Posts: 2,275
Location: United Kingdom
|
despite being warned about sucking her thumb, she insists on carrying on and now has a very wrinkly,shrivelled up one
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,120
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
|
because of all the time spent in the ice cold water, he now has a wrinkly,shrivelled up one.
|
|
Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2010
Posts: 9,832
Location: In your dreams, United States
|
She can't help herself, wants me so bad
|
|
Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 8/29/2012
Posts: 43
Location: Canada
|
enjoys wearing green wigs to sleep.
Love is all you need.
......
And weed.
|
|
|
Guest |