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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,077
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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has an amazing ability to fart on cue.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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she prefers to wear granny knickers
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,823
Location: Lost, United States
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isn't really shy just hates people
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,077
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Her real hair color is Black.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/10/2012
Posts: 183
Location: United States
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Thinks the winged monkey's in the Wizard of Oz are the good guys....now that is twisted...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/15/2012
Posts: 354
Location: United States
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Peed on the carpet last night.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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peed on me last night....lol!!!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/28/2012
Posts: 4,995
Location: Around, South Africa
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She hates Bunnies, and beats me all the time.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/17/2012
Posts: 502
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He isn't a bunny ... he's a guinea pig wearing fake ears...
Cathy discovers her husband's secret and reawakens old passions His Secret, Her New PassionA business trip becomes a voyage of exploration for two men A New SideNew Lush Stories from Seeker4
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/26/2012
Posts: 251
Location: picking wildflowers over yonder , United States
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takes a bath with a pink rubber ducky
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/17/2012
Posts: 502
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Wears a pink rubber bodysuit around the house
Cathy discovers her husband's secret and reawakens old passions His Secret, Her New PassionA business trip becomes a voyage of exploration for two men A New SideNew Lush Stories from Seeker4
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/2/2010
Posts: 2,892
Location: south
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Was told not to turn around and look after he started walking..................See what happens!!!!!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/10/2012
Posts: 183
Location: United States
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Has added me to her will and bequeathed all her wealth to mwah...Did I ever thank you Ang?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Is really Prince crazy
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/2/2010
Posts: 2,892
Location: south
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JUmped the claim that i left to Prince which amounted to $3.35 and two tickets to a 1989 motley crue concert
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,077
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Really a man who got breast implants and teeth whitening.
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Rank: Constant Gardener
Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 9,514
Location: Cakeland, United States
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Was spotted last Tuesday afternoon, juggling chainsaws and break dancing on the corner of Nineteenth and Broadway, collecting coin donations in a coffee can. In a two piece, pink and orange bikini.
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,823
Location: Lost, United States
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was not so well made, dr. frankenstein forgot to add some very needed pieces
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,077
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Her real name is Rosemary
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/13/2010
Posts: 9,830
Location: In your dreams, United States
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She woke up wearing my panties this morning.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/4/2010
Posts: 5,582
Location: Alabama, United States
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KG is a a post-op Chippendale's dancer.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,077
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Dresses up in a ballerina's tutu whenever he's at home
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,823
Location: Lost, United States
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wants me there with her so i can ravish her body daily
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,077
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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I want to fuck her senseless LOL
(betcha never though I would ever say THAT )
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,823
Location: Lost, United States
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damn i almost came reading that one until i realized it was the lie thread. lmao
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/4/2010
Posts: 5,582
Location: Alabama, United States
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Is actually an un-layable man because he has elephantitis of the penis.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,077
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Is actually a topless waiter in a casino.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/4/2010
Posts: 5,582
Location: Alabama, United States
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Is a bottomless scuba instructor. All the guys follow her in the pool.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,077
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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He's a bottomless waiter in a restaurant and all the women keep asking him if sausages are on the menu .
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/4/2010
Posts: 5,582
Location: Alabama, United States
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After all her scuba lessons, her students all have a strong craving for clams.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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