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Joined: 8/26/2011
Posts: 5,693
Location: So Cal, United States
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Tries to get ladies in his car wearing a mask of Woody
nothing beats a luscious kiss from well painted lips ;) mmmmmmmmm...........
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/10/2012
Posts: 189
Location: United States
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Is my wife's Avon lady
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,708
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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His wife is actually HIS Avon lady.
Life's a beach and then you dive.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/10/2012
Posts: 189
Location: United States
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Sadly, does not get that wet
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,708
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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Isn't really all that crazy about princesses...or puppies.
Life's a beach and then you dive.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/10/2012
Posts: 189
Location: United States
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oh you're such a liar....lol
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Rank: Forum Whore
Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,519
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
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Is an octopus breeder operating without a valid license.
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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tries to sell tupperware in a women's prison
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,356
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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she runs the women's prison and has sex with the inmates regularly
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/17/2011
Posts: 372
Location: United States
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Does NOT envy Poizenivy's position
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 4,042
Location: Lost, United States
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he had penis enlargement surgery. is now a full 4"
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,587
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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Uses kittens to buff her shoes with.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 4,042
Location: Lost, United States
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tell wrote a book on his sex life entitled "101 ways to masturbate"
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,741
Location: in Wowland., Australia
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^^^^^^ LMAO^^^^^^ Ginger is really an 80yo cat lady who has 100 cats roaming in and out of her house all day and night.
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,708
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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Pinches her nipples at precisely 3:09 pm every Tuesday.
Life's a beach and then you dive.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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will only wear granny panties
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/9/2011
Posts: 6,561
Location: India
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She has a habbit of spanking her own ass whenever she feels bad
Nikki xxxx
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/26/2011
Posts: 5,693
Location: So Cal, United States
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Enjoys having sex on the bar while everyone is watching
nothing beats a luscious kiss from well painted lips ;) mmmmmmmmm...........
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 6/6/2011
Posts: 70
Location: United States
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Enjoys watching Nikki having sex on the bar
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,390
Location: In the Desert
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Can't get enough of the feel of his prosthetic hand on his hard member
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,587
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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Is really a Bishop in real life.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,008
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lushes from his quarters in the monastery where he has taken an oath of silence
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,008
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she doesn't believe in fairies
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,008
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he still desperately wants to be a spice girl, only now its ginger spice as he really fancies himself in her sequined union jack dress
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,008
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chocolategirl wrote:he still desperately wants to be a spice girl, only now its ginger spice as he really fancies himself in her sequined union jack dress uummmm hell no 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,741
Location: in Wowland., Australia
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He has a worm farm and he hand feeds every worm a half a grain of rice per day. (oh and it's true about him wanting to be ginger shhhh)
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/9/2011
Posts: 6,561
Location: India
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she auctions her used lingerie every weekend. (I'd like to bid for one ;) )
Nikki xxxx
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/4/2010
Posts: 5,628
Location: Alabama, United States
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Nikki has a mini orgasm every time she sneezes.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 4,042
Location: Lost, United States
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lm dreams of being fucked with a big strappy
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/9/2011
Posts: 6,561
Location: India
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She's my pet! obeys everything I ask her to do.
Nikki xxxx
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