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Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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lives a lie
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Posts: 3,838
Location: Lost, United States
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once wrote an article for national geographics entitled am i bad because i watched him " spank his monkey" and got excited?
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Joined: 5/6/2012
Posts: 300
Location: Living next door to hell, United Kingdom
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She is the goodie two shoes twin 
Coming soon..... Elizabeth Middleton
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Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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believes she lives with aliens
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,101
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Her deep dark secret is that she is a lipstick model for Estee Lauder
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 6,676
Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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she secretly doesnt know her name
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Joined: 3/21/2011
Posts: 2,185
Location: Northern Hemisphere
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she dreams of living in Newark
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Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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he dreams of playing with more than one note.
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Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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has 10 cars in her driveway
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,085
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gave sexual favors to get to the front of the line at the DMV
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Joined: 3/10/2012
Posts: 183
Location: United States
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Had hot nasty sex this afternoon with the Fed EX delivery man....he is still tied up in Mary's bedroom...all to his delight!
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Joined: 5/18/2012
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Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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pretends that he is blind so he could check out all the pretty ladies
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/22/2012
Posts: 393
Location: London , United Kingdom
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Pretends to be the innocent school teacher, but always flashes her knickers at the students
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Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,838
Location: Lost, United States
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He can't ride a motorcycle that doesn't have training wheels
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Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,101
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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she wears no panties and a short skirt when she goes shopping so she can bend down and give the boys a thrill.
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Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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is on the run from the CIA and FBI
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,838
Location: Lost, United States
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ihb has agreed to donate her sexual organs after death saying why should i stop having fun just because i'm dead?
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Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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ginger is not a ginger she is an orange
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Joined: 5/4/2012
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Location: Lost, United States
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lhb has a wooden pussy. she keeps leaving splinters on my tongue
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Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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she pretends to be the devil but actually she is angel
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,101
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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She is sexually insatiable so she just stays in bed all day and night waiting for people to come and satisfy her
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,389
Location: In the Desert
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Calls in a fake fire & ties herself to the bed just to see 4 firemen break down her bedroom door
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Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,101
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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Pretends to be a fireman.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 3,838
Location: Lost, United States
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trinket was once gangbanged by the entire austrailian national football team ( soccer) before a game. the team lost due to exhaustion.
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Joined: 10/26/2012
Posts: 901
Location: South Africa
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Ginger was the one who called the Australian National Football team and told them where they could find Trinket and what she really wanted - of course, they loved it and Ginger is now the team's new official "Morale Booster"
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Joined: 5/2/2010
Posts: 2,892
Location: south
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TJ is the sexual trainer for the football team
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Joined: 8/7/2009
Posts: 10,576
Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
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Angie was dismissed as the sexual trainer because she was so demanding of the team they couldnt practice playing football
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Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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doesn't know how to play football but secretly plays handball
"I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." from Dead Poets Society
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Joined: 10/26/2012
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Location: South Africa
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Angie57 wrote:TJ is the sexual trainer for the football team I thought the rule was that these weren't supposed to be true? LOL! I wish! 'Takes care' of strange men she finds in supermarkets and claims they needed 'help'
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Joined: 11/30/2006
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she spends her days sitting on her stoop gnawing biltong, swigging Klippies from the bottle and whistling at any male that walks past
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