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Then they were both fighting over which one ate the sausage.
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Babysub is actually 240lb, a cage fighting champ and bullies her husband all day and night.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Oh! Yeah! Well, those are fighting words! en gard Mister! LOL! 
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she lives as a little school girl
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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Joined: 9/9/2011
Posts: 6,561
Location: India
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Is Afraid of sex :p
Nikki xxxx
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Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,390
Location: In the Desert
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Really wants me to wear my bear costume & spank her all night 
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Joined: 10/5/2012
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Location: in Wowland., Australia
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Is really the spankee, not the spanker
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Trinket would just love to spank Sirspanks.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Joined: 5/4/2012
Posts: 4,037
Location: Lost, United States
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he always tell where he is getting his tail bit it is just a tall tale
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 6,731
Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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has a thrid arm that no one knows about
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/11/2010
Posts: 6,218
Location: Giving you pleasure..
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Ihb1989 is actually from the future .. Be afraid ..very afraid ... ;)
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Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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scarletblue is actually an angel from the heaven
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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Joined: 12/30/2011
Posts: 1,939
Location: United States
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feigns innocence but is really a "shark in the water" in these forum games.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx
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Joined: 3/11/2010
Posts: 6,218
Location: Giving you pleasure..
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Asleep is actually a chronic insomniac .. 
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scarletblue wrote:Asleep is actually a chronic insomniac .. So VERY TRUE!! carry on with the game!! I answer to RICK
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx
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Location: Lost, United States
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asleep finally found a condom that's a perfect fit. lol 
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ginger86 wrote:asleep finally found a condom that's a perfect fit. lol LOL!! ...and just what makes you think this? OK..."groundless lies"....Ginger is a retired madam from the Pleasure House on I-75 in south Georgia!!
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx
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Posts: 2,412
Location: United Kingdom
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Asleep's actual job is to go round and inseminate cows
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Asleep's actual job is to go round and inseminate cows
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Joined: 10/26/2012
Posts: 901
Location: South Africa
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HT is a 'bomb disposal' expert - he goes around making women everywhere explode sexually in order to prevent really nasty accidents
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Joined: 9/10/2010
Posts: 10,163
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TJ is wanting to join the mile high club, and asked the membership fee cost!!
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Joined: 10/26/2012
Posts: 901
Location: South Africa
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Bill volunteers to take ladies 'flying' in his boat on the pretext that they'll become fully fledged members of the mile high club once he hits a certain speed
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Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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lives in a cave that has no light
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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Has not seen color TV or camera yet!!
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Joined: 11/13/2010
Posts: 10,113
Location: In your dreams, United States
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bill is a very nice guy and understands when someone is not interestesd, still treats them with respect. you fail there.
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Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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as a hidden treasure map
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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Has the slowest fingers on Lush when forum posting
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Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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has no fingers and uses his toes to type
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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Location: South Africa
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I saw him taking advantage of the Pope's girlfriend while the Pope was giving his christmas message today
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is the reason Santa spent so long in S. Africa, unloading his sack
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