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poppet once had an orgy all by herself. she was fine but wore out all her toys and had to replace them.
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Joined: 8/7/2009
Posts: 10,779
Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
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Ginger will only have sex with men wearing Mickey Mouse costumes
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Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 9,093
Location: My Tower, United States
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Nikki goes to convelescent homes and steals money from old people.
 Blondie's been itching to share another adventure sometime soon...
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Location: Lost, United States
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she doesn't really taste like sprite, she actually tastes like root beer
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Joined: 5/2/2010
Posts: 3,015
Location: south
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Ginger knows all 7 of the dwarfs intimately along with Prince Charming, as well as Hansel and Gretel. Her next sexual escapade is to arrange an orgy with the lollipop guild of the Wizard of Oz.
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Joined: 12/4/2011
Posts: 1,831
Location: Greece
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the number on her handle is really her age 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/18/2012
Posts: 6,731
Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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he lives with the pandas
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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Location: Lost, United States
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leah was inducted to the "virgin" hall of fame for still being a virgin when she turned 50
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Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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ginger nominated me for being inducted to the "virgin" hall of fame
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
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She once wore the same panties for 180 straight days and then auctioned them off. Made $975!
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Joined: 5/18/2012
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Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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she stole a pair of the sexiest lingerie while she is italy
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 5/1/2012
Posts: 48
Location: United States
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Only wears those glasses when she is role-playing the "hot librarian"
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Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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she only wears bras so they be taken off
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 5/1/2012
Posts: 48
Location: United States
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She taught me everything I know and love about hot wax.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/7/2009
Posts: 10,779
Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
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Thinks you actually use a fan to give a blow job
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,587
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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Runs one of the worlds best oral sex schools. 
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican) Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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live has a mobster from the 20s and 30s
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/10/2012
Posts: 189
Location: United States
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Is taking me and two other Lush friends to the Super Bowl this year.....all expenses paid...what a girl!!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/4/2011
Posts: 1,831
Location: Greece
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He really is a crazy princess
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Location: Lost, United States
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the teddy bear is also his girlfriend of 7 years
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Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,763
Location: in Wowland., Australia
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She stopped sucking that thumb all day when she was 18 and now just sucks cocks all day.
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Location: Lost, United States
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trinks is thinking about having a sex change operation so i can suck her cock too.
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Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 4,049
Location: Where Dreams Come True, United States
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ginger86 wrote:poppet once had an orgy all by herself. she was fine but wore out all her toys and had to replace them. This is suppose to be posting groundless lies about the person above you, not tell the truth, Ginger. xP lol Ginger is mad jealous I had an orgy with her toys because my toys needed to be replaced.
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Pop, had to read the instructions that came with the toys before she could use them
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Joined: 3/10/2012
Posts: 189
Location: United States
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Bill's true first name is Dollar...Bill is his middle name...Bill's parents thought it would be hilarious to name their son Dollar...Kid's teased poor Dollar all through school....
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Location: Lost, United States
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princesscrazy wears a personalized collar that reads " property of dollar bill.. if lost please return me to his boat"
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Joined: 5/18/2012
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Location: BabyGirl Island, United States
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has over 3000 pairs of bras and panties
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/15/2011
Posts: 136
Location: In your pants, United States
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Can't tell her left from her right
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 8/11/2012
Posts: 61
Location: Centre of Despair, United States
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She leads a double life as a poacher for elephant tusks and rhino horns, selling them to rich oil tycoons in the Middle East whom often compensate her with orgies in filthy, underground cells.
" 'He rubbed her shoulders sensually,' what the Hell is that? That isn't sexy. You can't do somebody in the shoulder!"
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Location: in Wowland., Australia
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He's not really a messiah, but he's very very bleak
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