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Need to tie a pork chop around his neck and smear lard on his body, just to encourage the other neighborhood dogs to play with him.
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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I'm Going up on the porch for awhile.
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OOOh! Shameless can't run with the big dogs anymore?  lol
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Shameless is getting down off the porch now ,, ! And as far as starxedlvr ,, and WellMadeMale smearing lard on me ,, lets don't do that again ,, I ate the porkchop ,, but the lard took several trips through the car wash.
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shameless009 has been filling the dishwashing detergent part of his dishwasher with his cum for the past 6 years. His plates have been shiny and slick ever since.
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Welcome to the Forums xenthenk.  Xenthenk is the oldest member on lush. 
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Necho loves me! Oh wait.....thats true! LOL
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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Pixie wrote:Necho loves me! Oh wait.....thats true! LOL *Hugs my Pixie:)*
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Necho really doesn't like fine womens lingere ,, she likes Canadian Union Suits.
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Shameless just spent his $500,000 Christmas bonus on new lingere for himself at Victoria's Secret  
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My God I just love that store!
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Not only that, bus shamless also loves to jack himself off IN the store. By "the store" i mean the grocery store. The cereal aisle gets him really hard.
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Not only that, bus shamless also loves to jack himself off IN the store. By "the store" i mean the grocery store. The cereal aisle gets him really hard.
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xenthenk knows this because he's the one who wiped shameless's cum off the froot loops cereal boxes.
The Roommates Trilogy: Roommates with BenefitsRoommates with Benefits: Snowed In Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
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Have you heard? Lady Sharon never writes off anything when she does her taxes. She love doing her civic duty.
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B_Rock knows this because hes the one thst does sharon's taxes
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stuarts into the whole gay porn thing
 *smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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sassycheergirl wrote:stuarts into the whole gay porn thing SassyCheerGirl - a habitual Lush name-changing darling, didn't invent bisexuality, but she has modified it to mean something entirely different than the accepted definition of the last century.
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Wellmademale has secret world domination plans. Starting with wooing all the lushies... even the boys
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necho loves the produce dept. of any store
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Fred is planning to prank his city's residents come April 1st, by reversing valves at the waste-water treatment plant.
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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WellMadeMan was actually made using all dead body parts! 
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X-man is the cantankerous and still daring 83 yr old chairman of the board of Fruit-of-the-Loom. He promotes his company's mainstay, the tightie-whitey - whenever possible. You may remember seeing his bottom and his crotch plastered all over various billboards in Times Square, back in the 1950's.
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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WellmadeMale has a beer fetish, hence the profile picture...
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Necho enables WMM's fetish by frequently acting as his bar wench, serving him beer while nude! 
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star know this because she is also one of well's bar wenchs
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Meanwhile...at the club... After the girls served me my frosty ales, I was fortunate to experience nearly nude Necho as she climbed upon my seated frame and proceeded to grind her lithe, petite and stacked self upon my lap as StarxedLvr was shedding her garments and was giving me a floor dance for the ages, at my feet. I caught a blur of pasty flesh out of the corner of my eye and I looked up momentarily from the pleasures provided by my two nubile bar wenches, only to notice that Stu was vying for - and succeeding to grab my attention, by stripping on stage, down to his red skivvies, then performing what can only be described as indecent acts with the brass stripper pole. I didn't know one could thrust hips and chest simultaneously! Stu had also (fortunately for him) managed to gain the leering, drooling gazes of five burly, just-paid, ship-welders sitting front row center; the three of us witnessed those masculine metal workers, manhandling poor Stuart something fierce, stuffing dollar bills down his thong - front and back...while passing Stu around like a rag doll. He had a crooked grin on his face...his g-string decorated with paper money, he looked a bit like a de-leafed sunflower pod - with a red speedo wrapped around it's stem. Good times in Club Zafia last night. Stu, please wipe that pole down with Windex before you leave the stage next time, will'ya bud?
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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This is wwm's first real job in over 17 years since the last episode of cheers and was homless up until he became a mod, going through just about every kinda of therapy for his drinking problem
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Stu, we talked about you using my damn pole! Clean that shit up! 
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starxedlvr wrote:Stu, we talked about you using my damn pole! Clean that shit up! speaking of Shit, dear your suppose to dance against the pole not take it up your ass. 
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