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Old Rumple is a chick with a dick and has to take viagra to tighten his foreskin to wash it.
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Location: nunya, United States
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when jackand jill came out of the woom the doctors couldn't tell what it was so the parentes named it jack and jill
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SBV is actually author Anne Rice. She's researching the behavior of ordinary people from a global online erotic story site in preparation for her next novel. Rumor has it - Vampires will again be a primary focus.
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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WellMadeMale is a werewolf. How do I know? Who do you think made him howl last night? 
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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he is only a werewolf because he fucked you.
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You bit me! ....can you do it again...?
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: nunya, United States
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i bit you then who bit me?!?!? and you tase like smoked fish.
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If you don't like the taste give up your salmon fetish!
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Lollipop Girl
Joined: 11/7/2009
Posts: 1,498
Location: a corn field , United States
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lydia lydia lydia u should be telling us your news about your sex change....
 *smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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Why would I do that? I don't want to steal your thunder for your sucessful sex change.
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Posts: 355
Location: nunya, United States
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yeah but the failed sex change stories a more interesting
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This is true. Tell them about yours!
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Posts: 355
Location: nunya, United States
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maybe later i hear you have a new lover what is it a pitbull this time
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Oh darling, I thought we were going to keep you and I a secret!!
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Posts: 355
Location: nunya, United States
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well i have to break up with. cause you gave me herpes
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 1,124
Location: In my own little world., United States
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OMG you told me you were a man....
 Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: nunya, United States
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and you said you 18
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and you said you were a virgin
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You ARE a virgin! Don't worry though, I'm sure we can get a smurf for you...where's Allie?
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Location: nunya, United States
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i thought you were a smurf
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SB is a........ .....I'll get back to you on that one....
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Location: nunya, United States
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 Victory is mine!!!!! because you have a smurf up your ass.
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Rank: Lollipop Girl
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Location: a corn field , United States
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im here lydiaaaaaaaaaaaa sadbi was last seen fucking a little blue guy sources say it was papa smurf
*smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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Posts: 1,012
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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Sassy is actually Smurfette just ske uses body paint to pass as a human
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...where's your tail? Oh my word, it's a pin on!!!
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 1,124
Location: In my own little world., United States
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and his cock is a strap on too and lydia is in love with the purple strapon of stu
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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Location: nunya, United States
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which you stole
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which sadbi and stuart pleasure one another with doggy style !!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOF
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Uhh....why are you mastuarbating to a picture of a dog....oh it's Stu's av....wait....uhh.....[hides]
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Posts: 1,012
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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lydia is hiding cause she secretly masturbates to both jack and jillin at the same time
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