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Lola takes pleasure in washing my ass, with 2 in 1 wash and go!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
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Lola despises Lush! For shame!
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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looks like Lydia despises jack too, oh what have i done my baby for you to ignore me
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Joined: 11/7/2009
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Location: a corn field , United States
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Jack has fathered most of lush....*how do you remember all of your childrens names?*
 *smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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Sassy keeps all my lush childrens name in her little black book, including our own, all made with love...... oh sassy,tell our childeren dad will be here friday night for the weekend, im sure we`ll make another one
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Joined: 4/2/2009
Posts: 1,012
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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Jack was caught perving in Sassy's window for the 3rd time this week and spent the night in jail with his real girlfriend named Tom who is 6 foot 4 and 250 pounds. 
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Posts: 2,668
Location: Ohio
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stuart got busted liftin his left leg on a Cadillac's right rear tire. Now he's locked up with a mutt named skweeky. 
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Location: Island of tranquility
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Scooter's only form of transportation IS a scooter. 
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Location: Ohio
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What LuciousLola doesn't realize is: I supped up my scoot, and added playing cards to the spokes to send a nice vibe up the frame and into the seat!
Headsets in the helmets, and beer holders for two.
And I pull a trailer, with a pop up water bed!
I also have a riding lawn mower.( With beer holders)
Lola's avatar is sexie
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Scooter won Miss camel toe 2010
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Rank: Lollipop Girl
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Location: a corn field , United States
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Jack was there handing out awards, and he himself won an award for being the biggest porn star on earth!
*smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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Sassy was there too, she won 3 awards.
1. Jack`s best leading lady.
2. For the best pert ass
3. for the taker of the biggist cock (Jack`s of course) In Jack`s eic film, "Jack`s Lush adventures"
Oh yes nearly forgot,Sassy took the evenings specail award. "The best screamer and moaner"
Oh Sassyassyass the truth is out now.....Always stay on on fours, and may the force go with you..
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Location: Island of tranquility
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Jack was arrested for jackin in the movie theatre  . He was with his mother and they were watching how to train your dragon.
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Lola was sat next to me following my mothers instruction on how to tame my dragon
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Jack's dragon is more of a ......well lizard. 
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oh Lola babe you tell good fibs and play the game right, but just to put the record right, this is what you had in your hand and played with it all night 
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Oh Jack, that wasn't my hand, it was your mothers.  .
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LusciousLola laughs a lot,
a lounging licentious display.
She licks at the pricks,
while dreaming of chics,
then slurps her salacious buffet.
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NobeUddy was last seen heading to some far distant planet, where all the inhabitance are chicks with dicks
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Location: Island of tranquility
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Everybody on Earth was sad. 
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Rank: Forum Whore
Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,519
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
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Lola's breasts are actually genetically enhanced to plug into an iPod or music-player. Hooray for portable speakers.
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Location: Island of tranquility
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Lydia had her lips tattooed that color.
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LusciousLola is playing hard to get
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Jack just said that because he couldn't get it hard.
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LusciousLola wrote:Jack just said that because he couldn't get it hard. LusciousLola couldn't get Jack hard cause she is really a he is disguise 
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Old dogs like stuart never die, they just smell that way
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Jack likes to roll around in dead fish, pretending to be an old dog.
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LusciousLola was responsible for a mass scale bombing campaign on Somalian docks, co-ordiniating it from a US aircraft carrier and called in a sustained bombing campaign on the city.
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Gabranth lies, it was him/her....
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Gatoe wears womans lingerie
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