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Hornygal
Posted: Sunday, March 08, 2009 5:38:06 AM

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I used to think it's going to be impossible to have sex in the car but i've done it 4 times already. My f**k buddy and I started with just a missionary position, now, we've tried doggy, spooning and he tried pushing the front seat to give more room to kneel and lick my pussy. Really great. So what else do u think we can do to have a pleasurable time in his car?
DBarclay
Posted: Sunday, March 08, 2009 7:22:31 AM

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Hornygal wrote:
I used to think it's going to be impossible to have sex in the car but i've done it 4 times already. My f**k buddy and I started with just a missionary position, now, we've tried doggy, spooning and he tried pushing the front seat to give more room to kneel and lick my pussy. Really great. So what else do u think we can do to have a pleasurable time in his car?

Depends on the car, A Corvette, its very difficult.

A Caddy everything is possible...
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 08, 2009 9:57:34 AM

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It also depends on whether the car is moving or not and who is driving. Whistle
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 08, 2009 11:24:14 AM

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Drive it to Burger King and have one of those Steakburgers®.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 08, 2009 11:26:43 AM

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roccotool wrote:
Drive it to Burger King and have one of those Steakburgers®.


do they make those out of tube steak??
Zafia
Posted: Sunday, March 08, 2009 11:11:14 PM

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Ahhh good times...evil4

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DBarclay
Posted: Monday, March 09, 2009 10:47:06 AM

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But remember

Q: How does an Chicago girl get light?
A: Opens the car door.

Q: How does a Chicago girl turn the light off after sex?
A: She closes the car door

Change city to suit
Redwolf
Posted: Monday, March 09, 2009 11:28:37 AM

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DB that's a Blondie joke. laughing3

Carpe Diem

Red out
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 09, 2009 12:13:40 PM

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LOL@ RW and DB!!
Zafia
Posted: Monday, March 09, 2009 1:15:51 PM

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DBarclay wrote:
But remember

Q: How does an Chicago girl get light?
A: Opens the car door.

Q: How does a Chicago girl turn the light off after sex?
A: She closes the car door

Change city to suit


Don't make me go over there and kick your Floridian ass!!!.......boxing

LOL!

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DBarclay
Posted: Monday, March 09, 2009 1:53:13 PM

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Oh sorry ..I forgt you are there ..better make it

Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.

Q: What does an Mexican girl say after sex?
A: "Do you really all play for the same football team?"

Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an ironing board?
A: An ironing boards legs are difficult to part.

Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an Mexican boy?
A: A Mexican girl has a higher sperm count.

Q: What does an Mexican girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her feet


I was going to have Salvodorian~ but cannot spell it
Zafia
Posted: Monday, March 09, 2009 4:03:40 PM

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DBarclay wrote:
Oh sorry ..I forgt you are there ..better make it

Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.

Q: What does an Mexican girl say after sex?
A: "Do you really all play for the same football team?"

Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an ironing board?
A: An ironing boards legs are difficult to part.

Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an Mexican boy?
A: A Mexican girl has a higher sperm count.

Q: What does an Mexican girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her feet


I was going to have Salvodorian~ but cannot spell it




a shot straight to the neck for that one you big bully.....LOL!

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Guest
Posted: Monday, March 09, 2009 6:20:51 PM

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Quote:
do they make those out of tube steak??


Yes, behind the counter, on the counter. L46
Redwolf
Posted: Wednesday, March 18, 2009 2:10:42 PM

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It is fun to have sex in a car. Moving or not!!!!!

Carpe Diem

Red out
Pudmeister
Posted: Sunday, June 28, 2009 2:04:27 PM

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The first time I ever had real sex of course it was in a car. We were in high school and were parked at the normal spot at a dead end road where there was only a couple of houses. It was December and of course the windows were all fogged up. Right when we were actually doing it someone knocked on my drivers side window. I of course panicked and started the car to haul ass. I couldn't see because of the fogged front window and drove over somebodies mailbox. It turns out the person who knocked on my window was my best friend. He was going to park there that night too.
MMonroe
Posted: Sunday, June 28, 2009 2:39:42 PM

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DBarclay wrote:
But remember

Q: How does an Chicago girl get light?
A: Opens the car door.

Q: How does a Chicago girl turn the light off after sex?
A: She closes the car door

Change city to suit




DBarclay wrote:
Oh sorry ..I forgt you are there ..better make it

Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.

Q: What does an Mexican girl say after sex?
A: "Do you really all play for the same football team?"

Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an ironing board?
A: An ironing boards legs are difficult to part.

Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an Mexican boy?
A: A Mexican girl has a higher sperm count.

Q: What does an Mexican girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her feet


In England, these are all Essex girl jokes



*Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?*



Zafia
Posted: Monday, June 29, 2009 4:25:00 PM

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Yes MM he changed it on purpose cause he is bully.....LOL!

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rxtales
Posted: Monday, June 29, 2009 4:27:52 PM

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DBarclay wrote:
Oh sorry ..I forgt you are there ..better make it

Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.

Q: What does an Mexican girl say after sex?
A: "Do you really all play for the same football team?"

Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an ironing board?
A: An ironing boards legs are difficult to part.

Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an Mexican boy?
A: A Mexican girl has a higher sperm count.

Q: What does an Mexican girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her feet


I would like to point out, it would be a mexican girl, not an mexican girl...

I think that's a dollar into the grammer jar...
Zafia
Posted: Monday, June 29, 2009 4:29:15 PM

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rxtales wrote:
DBarclay wrote:
Oh sorry ..I forgt you are there ..better make it

Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.

Q: What does an Mexican girl say after sex?
A: "Do you really all play for the same football team?"

Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an ironing board?
A: An ironing boards legs are difficult to part.

Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an Mexican boy?
A: A Mexican girl has a higher sperm count.

Q: What does an Mexican girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her feet


I would like to point out, it would be a mexican girl, not an mexican girl...

I think that's a dollar into the grammer jar...


LMAO!

toast

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."





stuart1975
Posted: Monday, June 29, 2009 8:12:40 PM

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Hey DB you know why women like sex in a car so much,because of the stick shift in manual cars. lol . But seriously I have tryed it once but being 6'2 it doesn't give you alot of room to manouver. Still we had a great time in that old 67 mustang
fystee
Posted: Monday, June 29, 2009 9:41:01 PM

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Pudmeister wrote:
The first time I ever had real sex of course it was in a car. We were in high school and were parked at the normal spot at a dead end road where there was only a couple of houses. It was December and of course the windows were all fogged up. Right when we were actually doing it someone knocked on my drivers side window. I of course panicked and started the car to haul ass. I couldn't see because of the fogged front window and drove over somebodies mailbox. It turns out the person who knocked on my window was my best friend. He was going to park there that night too.



OMG!!!!! Is that picture a vagina with a ball? YUCK AND UGLY!!!!
techgoddess
Posted: Tuesday, June 30, 2009 9:57:43 PM

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My youngest child was conceived in the back seat of my car.....

~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
Batman
Posted: Tuesday, June 30, 2009 10:52:56 PM

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The best way to drive home after a long day.

Bat
racjunkey
Posted: Wednesday, July 01, 2009 12:28:23 AM

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on our way home from oakland my lady decides to get on my lap while we were driving and we went at it for a good 20 miles before enough was enough had to pull over and handle it right
LushPrincess
Posted: Wednesday, July 01, 2009 10:41:22 AM

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TheChrisJ
Posted: Wednesday, July 01, 2009 11:58:57 AM

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Something is photoshopped there, obviously.

Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
TiaLing
Posted: Wednesday, July 01, 2009 12:17:53 PM

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if it's a bigger car then the sky's the limit! If it's a van then hell it might as well be a room in a house, but still fun! I love to feel the whole care move to our rhythm.
castlequeen
Posted: Wednesday, July 01, 2009 1:18:40 PM

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Never did it in a car, never had the chance.crybaby Was such a geek that no guys asked me out in high school hardly. Didn't date much or have sex until college, and then the ol' "you bail and sleep elsewhere tonight and I'll sleep elsewhere tomorrow night for you" deal worked well enough that I didn't have to do it in a car.

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 01, 2009 1:32:05 PM

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Quote:
OMG!!!!! Is that picture a vagina with a ball? YUCK AND UGLY!!!!



ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!
stang
Posted: Thursday, July 02, 2009 2:31:30 PM

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Never had sex in a car but did get to second base with a cute girl in her car.
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