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Women can't drive / park to save their lives.
They are useless with anything mechanical / electronic.
Nag too much. Worry needlessly about everything and anything.
They always want to yack in your ear when you want to go to sleep.
I'll add more as I think of them.
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This is going to start wars..
Ok the way guys never ask for directions(I always assumed this was like a joke until I started dating lol)
The way they bitch and moan if you take them food shopping even if they are going to eat the end product of that prepared by yours truly...
How they assume the washing fairy has picked up and cleaned and dried and folded their clothes into the cupboard..
Oh and man flu *rolls eyes*...
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I don't want to further my sullied reputation by posting in this thread  Wash the damn basin after you've had a shave damnit. Opps, that one slipped out.
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Why do women think it's always there perogative to change there minds, and whats the deal with having so many pairs of shoes anyway 
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It IS our perogative to change our minds....And you will put up with it and like it or you dont get any, right ladies? And not all women have millions of shoes (I own 3 pairs)....its just the truely interesting ones who have lots of shoes, right Z?
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Its all part of what makes us interesting....and what makes you men keep coming back for more. Dont ask why, just enjoy... 
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Sorry, Nic...I got carried away and used lots. Wont happen again. Forgive me just this one time? hehe
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And thank god they aren't.
But to each thier own.
One man's beaty is another dog.
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What is there to not like about them? Right, that they are too tired, have a headache or/and "have to get up early" when you want to: - have sex - cuddle - talk - sing karaoke - watch a great movie - have a snack - drink beer - or whatever you would want to do anytime of the day and night. Tries to help out in the kitchen when you told him to roll you some smokes in the livingroom. Breaks up with you, come back two weeks later and can't understand that you have moved on and his "it's over" is more of a "pause" than an actual break up. Can't really find anything to dislike with men...
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Oh, right, they never live in Sweden, if you get interested in them.
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nicola wrote:I don't want to further my sullied reputation by posting in this thread Wash the damn basin after you've had a shave damnit. Opps, that one slipped out. Why should we, you women never lift the toilet seat up for us! 
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 Learn to sit down and pee! It's better for your health aswell!
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That they expect you to be there at their beck and call but when you ask em to come over they dont show. Then expect it to be acceptable when they fook off for 6 weeks and want you to come back like nothing happened  Anyway........
*Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?*
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Oh and they think with their dicks
*Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?*
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What I hate about Men… 1. They are always complaining about everything that we do. 2. They can never find anything (even if it’s in front of them.) 3. They throw their clothes on the floor (even if the hamper is next to them.) 4. They expect “us” to do everything for them, and when we do it they talk smack about how they could have done it better. 5. They try to act like they can do EVERYTHING we can, when we ALL know it’s not true. Ughhh … I think I’m going to stop, I’m getting heated! 
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You want an answer from a mans point of view? Well ....lets get started......(wunders how much space aloud for a response)
On second thought...I refuse to answer on the grounds that it could get me permantley Banned from this site....
and I like this site...Dammit
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LMAO!!!...these responses are hilarious!!!..... Mr. Plow I will talk to you later about your 1950's mentality along with David.... Stuart.....everyone has the right to change thier minds women and men alike....now as for shoes....its my perogative to own as many as I want for the simple reason that I buy them...LOL! Ali, Catnip, Nic and Lil Birdie....high five....LOL!  Welcome Monroe....  Ahh Roccolicious Tech has done wonders for you....lol Baker you have the right to express yourself as long as you are not violating someone else's rights or degrading someone in the process. ziiomara......como que hate is a strong word....it was like dislike....hahaha...pero te entiendo...LOL! And as for me I love men and women and all thier little quirks and when I feel I don't like you anymore I simply more on to the next....case closed.....the end....LMAO!!!
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Zafia wrote:LMAO!!!...these responses are hilarious!!!..... Mr. Plow I will talk to you later about your 1950's mentality along with David.... Stuart.....everyone has the right to change thier minds women and men alike....now as for shoes....its my perogative to own as many as I want for the simple reason that I buy them...LOL! Ali, Catnip, Nic and Lil Birdie....high five....LOL! Welcome Monroe.... Ahh Roccolicious Tech has done wonders for you....lol Baker you have the right to express yourself as long as you are not violating someone else's rights or degrading someone in the process. ziiomara......como que hate is a strong word....it was like dislike....hahaha...pero te entiendo...LOL!And as for me I love men and women and all thier little quirks and when I feel I don't like you anymore I simply more on to the next....case closed.....the end....LMAO!!! I know, I just got carried away. I have five brothers so you know how that goes.. Oops..! I did admit though that I was getting heated and I quit at only (5) I think that shows my restraint.. 
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everything.
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I like Rocco am going to watch the show. 
Carpe Diem Red out
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The stand are getting full. I joined the side lines. I made the Bat
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Mr Out of Bounds, here.
Men get better looking with age; women just get older.
Women get to say, 'I don't know how to do that.'
It's ok for women to quit the rat race; men gotta keep earning.
Women say dumb stuff like, 'I gotta pee.'
"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." -- Tom Clancy
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q_and_a wrote:
Women say dumb stuff like, 'I gotta pee.'
Why is that dumb?? Its better then rude men who just get up and go leaving you wondering where the hell they went.
*Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?*
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Ahh okay, I must make a mental reminder to NOT watch that movie then!
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Hey the "I gotta pee" thing is way better than most of the stuff guys do. I had to pee lots last night (thanks to one too many to drink) and had 2 guys with me, that I MADE walk me to the bathroom. They were cool with it, just stood at the door yelling for me to hurry the fuck up! LOL
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mrplow wrote:Women can't drive / park to save their lives.
They are useless with anything mechanical / electronic.
Nag too much. Worry needlessly about everything and anything.
They always want to yack in your ear when you want to go to sleep.
I'll add more as I think of them. Did you want a cigarette to go with the blindfold? For your information, Mr. Sexist PigPlow, I used to drive a Pontiac Solstice at near full throttle wherever I went, but I've slowed down at hubby's behest because I'm expecting. My father and brother trained me to drive at high speeds when I was all of 14. At 17, I tested and passed the Skip Barber course at Laguna Seca Raceway (and beat all of the guys) and two years ago I did the Richard Petty Experience in Vegas (once again, faster than any of the guys) I have never been in an accident, have probably driven half a million miles, and can park anywhere in downtown Seattle without a scratch. The only reason I've never driven race cars full time is my father always expected my brother to carry on his legacy, not his sweet little girl, but if given the opportunity, I know I can outdrive my brother and he's won several championships. By the way, I've worked plenty on the family race cars over the years, and have installed dozens of engines, rear ends, suspensions, wiring, plumbing, fuel systems, and I can tig weld, use a tubing bender, and run a spray booth with the best of them. I also oversee hubby's computers and do all the hardware upgrades,, wiring, etc in his office because I'm really into computers as well. So there. You DON'T want me to get started on what's wrong with men. PS: Shoes? I bought them all with money I earned and have never asked a man to buy me any, so I'll have however damn many pairs as I please! I'll have you know the Nordstrom family would have gone bankrupt years ago if it wasn't for me.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
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I hate that women get 'emotional'. 
"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." -- Tom Clancy
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castlequeen wrote:mrplow wrote:Women can't drive / park to save their lives.
They are useless with anything mechanical / electronic.
Nag too much. Worry needlessly about everything and anything.
They always want to yack in your ear when you want to go to sleep.
I'll add more as I think of them. Did you want a cigarette to go with the blindfold? For your information, Mr. Sexist PigPlow, I used to drive a Pontiac Solstice at near full throttle wherever I went, but I've slowed down at hubby's behest because I'm expecting. My father and brother trained me to drive at high speeds when I was all of 14. At 17, I tested and passed the Skip Barber course at Laguna Seca Raceway (and beat all of the guys) and two years ago I did the Richard Petty Experience in Vegas (once again, faster than any of the guys) I have never been in an accident, have probably driven half a million miles, and can park anywhere in downtown Seattle without a scratch. The only reason I've never driven race cars full time is my father always expected my brother to carry on his legacy, not his sweet little girl, but if given the opportunity, I know I can outdrive my brother and he's won several championships. By the way, I've worked plenty on the family race cars over the years, and have installed dozens of engines, rear ends, suspensions, wiring, plumbing, fuel systems, and I can tig weld, use a tubing bender, and run a spray booth with the best of them. I also oversee hubby's computers and do all the hardware upgrades,, wiring, etc in his office because I'm really into computers as well. So there. You DON'T want me to get started on what's wrong with men. PS: Shoes? I bought them all with money I earned and have never asked a man to buy me any, so I'll have however damn many pairs as I please! I'll have you know the Nordstrom family would have gone bankrupt years ago if it wasn't for me. You Go girl!! (snaps 3 times like Lexi)
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