women telling me how to drive.. can't stand a side seat driver.. i bought a muscle car for a reason.. if i wanted to be driving in the slow lane i would have bought a slower car..

man excuse.. my car doesn't start to run right until it reaches 100 mph.. lol

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Just let it go.

I dislike making generalisations. Especially about the opposite sex.

Despite many opinions to the contrary, men are people too (they're a little less evolved than women, but hey, that's not their fault.) And being people they are prone to a wide variety of individual difference.

I will say this. The one thing that might actually be common to all men is their utter refusal to stop the freaking car when lost and already 15 minutes late for the social engagement you're headed to and ASK SOMEONE FOR FUCKING DIRECTIONS.

It's about the only thing I can think of that really gets on my tits, seems to cross all cultural, religious and socioeconomic boundaries and actually be true of everyone with a penis.

Even gay guys are like it.

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“No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.”
― P.J. O'Rourke

Since this does not appear to be about a specific man, we must be generalizing.

Lush sister and brothers these all seem to be so petty to me. I have met my share of male jerks, and about the same number of female jerks. But I have met a lot of special people here on lush or elswhere and some of you I love. I am sure you know who your are.

I do have one complaint about men, sometimes there are not as many available as I may need.

lol dude I know you were always the ''go your own path'' type of guy but come on lol
Anyway, I dislike the images they carry as the golden gender that can do no wrong

Many, (not all) men seem to think that they know more about certain things (like mechanical stuff) than woman do. while it may be true in many cases, it is definitely not true in all cases. I personally know more about cars than about half the guys I know. I have known men who cannot even jump start a car, yet will act superior to me about mechanics.

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There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.

-- The Diamond Sutra

Just showing it your avatar jump starts mine :) vrooom!

Some women (not all) can be a little "vague" at times. Like when you ask "What's wrong?" and they answer "Nothing!"

Dropping hints. Why the fuck do you drop hints? I admit, I'm not the brightest when it comes to understanding the fairer sex, so why can't you just accept that instead of dropping me hints and then be pissed off when I don't get them? I don't get pissed off when there's something you lot aren't capable of doing, do I? Just tell it to me plain and save us all the anger, confusion and frustration.

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The language barrier.

The Man's Dictionary ...


"That's women's work." - REALLY MEANS: "It's dirty, boring, thankless and I wouldn't ask a dog to do it."

"Will you marry me?" - REALLY MEANS: "Both my roommates have f****d off, the sink is full and I'm running out of clean clothes ."

"It's a man thing." - REALLY MEANS: "F*** off, its nothing to do with you."

"Can I help with dinner?" - REALLY MEANS: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to explain." - REALLY MEANS: "It doesn't involve cooking, washing, cleaning, shoes or hair styles so you wont understand."

"I'm getting more exercise lately." - REALLY MEANS: "I need to get some new batteries for the remote."

"Oh dear, we're going to be late." - REALLY MEANS: "You are allowed to drive over 25mph."

"Take a break Love, you're working too hard." - REALLY MEANS: "I can't hear the TV over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear." - REALLY MEANS: "F*** me, are you still talking?"

"Darling, we don't need material things to prove our love." - REALLY MEANS: "I forgot our anniversary again."

It's really a good movie." - REALLY MEANS: "It's got guns, violence, fast cars and naked women."


The Woman's Dictionary...


"Fine" - This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use "fine" to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)

"Five minutes" - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women feel that it's an even trade.

"Nothing" - "Nothing" means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."

"Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows) - This is NOT permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over "Nothing" and you'll have a "five-minute" discussion that will end with the word "Fine."

"Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows) - this is NOT permission, either. It means, "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

"Loud Sigh" - This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement. Very frequently misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing!."

"Soft Sigh" - Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.

"Oh" - This word, followed by any statement, is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days. ("Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie). Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead," sometimes followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.

"That's Okay" - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." Once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.

"Please Do" - This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

"Thanks" - The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look for hidden meaning. Just say "you're welcome."

"Thanks A Lot" - "Thanks A Lot" is dramatically different from "Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the "Loud Sigh." This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong

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If you could, would you? Satan

Egomaniac.. That's all, I said enough!

OK generalizing.

- Yes we put clothes on the floor, Yes we do not wash the basin (it amaze me how could I forgot it.. again) and never, ever ask directions. Brag about the 8 girls that we brutally banged (actually only one or two, if any) and this just till halfway High School. Yes, contrary to our beautiful partners we do have 2 heads.

- Women know too much, worry too much, talk too much and give too many advises and directions.



Isn't it so great that we're so different so we can argue about and never get bored?

p.s. Call me sentimentalist, I actually find it cute of our many differences. Like not knowing about electronic things.. Looking at the many remotes and still don't know which one to use for that specific action…”the TV is not working again, it says INPUT 2 ohh what did I do.. are you going to come and fix this? quicklyyy, it's starting?”

that's just way tooo cute!

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Practice what you know, and it will help to make clear what now you do not know. — Rembrandt

There is poetry as soon as we realize that we possess nothing. — John Cage

What do I dislike about women?

I fall for them before they fall for me every time.

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For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Judy Garland

What pisses me off about men? They're just so frustratingly oblivious at times. Even when I'm being absolutely blunt and up front...they just don't get it sometimes.

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YES YES So true - - - - - We are on THE way - - - - I got yoru back man

Sometimes we just ignor all the Cosmopolitan flirty Bullshit - - - - as we prefer more direct approach, besides WE are not mind readers, and as observant for details as you are