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MrNudiePants
Posted: Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:28:39 PM

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"Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?"


-- Adam Baldwin, as Jayne Cobb. "Serenity" again...




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0PrincessX0
Posted: Wednesday, November 04, 2009 2:44:15 PM

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"Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler."

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."

-- All Tyler Durden, Fight Club



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WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, November 05, 2009 12:32:48 AM

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If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, November 05, 2009 12:42:30 AM

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If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, November 05, 2009 12:42:55 AM

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If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
dernhelyu
Posted: Thursday, November 05, 2009 11:07:02 AM

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Well,i like the Goonie's,specialy that sceen when Mikey kiss's for the first time in his life by mistake,and Martha Plimpton direct's him later from a piss-cave..........and off cource everything connected with Star Wars,Star Trek's ,and LOTR,but my by far favourite quote is:there can be only one" from the first Highlander.............hello1
Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 05, 2009 11:41:48 AM

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(go ahead punk, make my day!)DIRTY HARRY!
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, November 05, 2009 4:26:07 PM

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"I know who I am...I'm dude, pretending to be a dude, disguised as another dude!" & "I'm a lead farmer...Motherfucker!" - Tropic Thunder



If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
diversified
Posted: Thursday, November 05, 2009 5:44:04 PM

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otes form NEMO : "who's there? ... im sorry ur gunna have to come back later we're trying to escape!"
"ES-CAPE ... hmmm funny that looks like the word escape!"
"it just keeps going on and on!"
"are u my conscious?"
"im feeling happy ... which is a big deal for me"
"good feelings gone."
"no eating here toinght, no eating here tonight, no no no eating here tonight, ur on a diet."
"shark bate ohh ah ah!"

haha love that movie fish




“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.” ~ Washington Irving

"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It make you so vulnerable. It opens up your chest and it opens up your heart and it mean someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole set of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different than any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. The did something du mb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and your life isn't yours anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. Its a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." ~Neil Gaima
Blindfolded
Posted: Friday, November 06, 2009 12:42:28 AM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
"I know who I am...I'm dude, pretending to be a dude, disguised as another dude!" & "I'm a lead farmer...Motherfucker!" - Tropic Thunder



Jesus fuckin christ on a fuck stick this just made my fuckin day

Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:17:34 AM

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From Vegas Vacation (1997) -

Marty: "You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold?... Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!"

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
EnGorged
Posted: Friday, November 06, 2009 2:19:15 PM

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"Time to get busy living or get busy dying"
Guest
Posted: Friday, November 06, 2009 8:05:06 PM

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Yup, I love that quote, EG.
Guest
Posted: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:23:45 PM

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Blindfolded
Posted: Friday, November 06, 2009 10:27:33 PM

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This is one of my favourite quotes ever
You're a pest. A menace. A selfish, spoiled little boy and I've no use for you. You took something from me that I can never get back, something that means more to me than you ever will. You understand? I don't want to see you, I don't want to know you. Get out of my way.

Dennis the Mennace.


Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
MrNudiePants
Posted: Saturday, November 07, 2009 10:35:46 PM

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“Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”




--Billy Madison






Guest
Posted: Sunday, November 08, 2009 1:18:55 AM

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Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...

[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]

Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...

[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...

[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

~Snatch
Blindfolded
Posted: Sunday, November 08, 2009 1:36:18 AM

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roccotool wrote:
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...

[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]

Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...

[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...

[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

~Snatch


Holy shit yes roc!!!

Even when you're blindfolded, Hindsite is 20/20
Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 14, 2010 2:31:27 PM

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fish
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010 10:58:29 AM

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Changeling

Christine Collins: He's not my son.
Capt. J.J. Jones: Mrs. Collins...
Christine Collins: No, I don't know why he's saying that he is, but he's not Walter and there's been a mistake.
Capt. J.J. Jones: I thought we agreed to give him time to adjust.
Christine Collins: He's three inches shorter; I measured him on the chart.
Capt. J.J. Jones: Well, maybe your measurements are off. Look, I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for all of this.
Christine Collins: He's circumcised and Walter isn't.
Capt. J.J. Jones: Mrs. Collins, your son was missing for five months, for at least part of that time in the company of an unidentified drifter. Who knows what such a disturbed individual might have done. He could have had him circumcised. He could have...
Christine Collins: ...made him shorter?
Head
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010 5:46:14 PM

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The Italian Job (original) Michael Caine
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010 7:39:04 PM

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Tons of awesome movie quotes out there for sure.. for me though I'll never forget all the hilarious quotes from Con-Air

Cyrus Grissom: Make a move and the bunny gets it.


["Sweet Home Alabama" plays in background]
Garland Greene: Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

Cyrus Grissom: Guard Falzon?
Guard Falzon: What?
Cyrus Grissom: [in squeaky voice] Oh, stewardess? Stewardess? What's the in-flight movie today?
Guard Falzon: Well, I think you'll like it, Cyrus. It's called "I'll Never Make Love to a Woman on the Beach Again", and it's preceded by the award-winning short, "No More Steak for Me, Ever".
[Guard Falzon walks away chuckling]
Cyrus Grissom: [mumbles] Funny fucker, aren't ya?


William 'Billy Bedlam' Bedford: You lost your mind?
Cyrus Grissom: According to my last psych evaluation, yes.

Pinball: You didn't mean that "dirty nigger crackhead" shit, did you?
Cyrus Grissom: Give me that gun.
[takes the gun]
Cyrus Grissom: Hell yes, I meant it.


Cameron Poe: Put... the bunny... back... in the box.
rougerogue
Posted: Tuesday, January 19, 2010 5:12:00 PM

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Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.


The Dude: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.


Walter Sobchak: Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
Donny: What's wrong with Walter, Dude?
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, January 19, 2010 8:37:53 PM

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MYSTERY WOMAN: You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.

[Jake falls to his knees]

JAKE: No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

The Blues Brothers

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 20, 2010 3:02:22 PM

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“I’ve often speculated why you don’t return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you run off with a senator’s wife? I like to think that you killed a man. It’s the romantic in me.”
“It’s a combination of all three.”
“What in heaven’s name brought you to Casablanca?”
“My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.”
“The waters? What waters? We’re in the desert.”
“I was misinformed.”



(Casablanca) Brilliant writing. saw this quote on a blog and loved it.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 20, 2010 4:15:43 PM

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From Steel Magnolias (1989), Shirley Maclaine's character, Ouiser Boudreaux:

I am NOT depressed. I have just been in a BAD MOOD for 40 years!


I reckon if my first name was Ouiser, I'da been in a bad mood for 40 years, too.
Boo hoo!

~Alexandra
EnGorged
Posted: Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:43:30 PM

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"Like I said... It ain't me you gotta worry about"
verity
Posted: Thursday, January 21, 2010 4:53:26 AM

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Quote:
"Like I said... It ain't me you gotta worry about"


"First you wanna kiss me, now you wanna kill me. Blow." - Army of Darkness

"No, no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." -- Blazing Saddles

Those are great ones....






*The Dark Room*

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 21, 2010 7:15:58 AM

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The greatest moment of Alec Baldwin's Career (from Glengarry Glen Ross):

That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much'd you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing.

Nice guy? I don't give a shit.
Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close!

You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave. I can go out there tonight with the materials you've got and make myself $15,000. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU?

Go and do likewise. Get mad you son of a bitches. get mad. You want to know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate. Go and do likewise gents. Money's out there. You pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those sits tonight and close, CLOSE. It's yours. If not you're gonna be shining my shoes.

And you know what you'll be saying - a bunch of losers sittin' around in a bar. 'Oh yeah. I used to be a salesman. It's a tough racket.' These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.
Lydia_
Posted: Thursday, January 21, 2010 8:13:35 AM

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A Fish Called Wanda

"Don't call me stupid."


Wishing you well,
Lydia


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