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If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say? 
UK Born Pakistani Sex Stories Author. Writes about Reluctance/Manipulation.
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Holy fuck... how drunk WAS I last night?!?
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Durrasch wrote:Holy fuck... how drunk WAS I last night?!? Ah, after fucking u.... I know what scoring a 1 is..... 
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Holy SHIT...
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Loislane wrote:Holy SHIT... Damn...... u were my first female and it was.............. good
UK Born Pakistani Sex Stories Author. Writes about Reluctance/Manipulation.
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Holy fuck! I have got to stop drinking so much.
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Durrasch wrote:Holy fuck! I have got to stop drinking so much. Why cant i score a zero??????? it would be so apt!
UK Born Pakistani Sex Stories Author. Writes about Reluctance/Manipulation.
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Not such as smartass when you wake up with my dildo lodged in your ass, are you? And are these llama's housebroken?
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Can you please take your dildo out of my ass and the apostrophes out of your plural forms?
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What do you mean you lost the handcuff keys??
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How many of there are u?
UK Born Pakistani Sex Stories Author. Writes about Reluctance/Manipulation.
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We are one and many,few and legion,everyone and no one.
.....and to the original question,"DAMM was my luck in lastnight!"
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So thats whats under a scotsman kilt :P
UK Born Pakistani Sex Stories Author. Writes about Reluctance/Manipulation.
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So how about one for the road?
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Want another ride?
The Roommates Trilogy: Roommates with BenefitsRoommates with Benefits: Snowed In Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
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Wheres the parrot?
UK Born Pakistani Sex Stories Author. Writes about Reluctance/Manipulation.
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Oh wow that was amazing im in heaven....
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brb
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Meow!
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Milk does a body good.
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fuck!! i bet that was the smexiest night of my life!! i just feel bad i don't remember it!! DAMN!!
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(kisses neck, whispering) I cancelled your fligth to Alabama. There is another plane you have to ride on, though... And be sure you will be flying first class... (kisses move down slowly.)
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(Caressing my inner thigh) “I have something for you --- right here” (I trace my pussy lips with my finger) “Wanna taste it?” (Smiles seductively)
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reaching out to slide my hand over the curve of your hip my cock responds and i spoon up behind you, my stiffness firm against you. then i moan softly as my hand slides up your tummy to your breasts.
(why speak when actions will suffice?)
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"Women should be obscene and not heard."
Groucho Marx
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Dam! Can I get your numer baby? 
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Is that a hockey stick or are you just happy to see me?
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Want some "nuts" to go with that Reddi Wip?
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I sure hope you have some nuts for me this morning, because last night's nuts were fantastic!
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i hope you like them un-salted
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hope it was as good for you as it was for me... lol
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