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who are you and why are you doing naked handstands?
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Posts: 8,389
Location: In the Desert
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Well hello SEXY. Would you like some breakfast? 
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Joined: 9/28/2010
Posts: 449
Location: The Great White North
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just you on a roll with no dressing please
It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches --- and it doesn't matter if it is Visa or Mastercard
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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good morning! omg, did we have fun or what?
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Joined: 6/14/2011
Posts: 841
Location: Germany
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Go make me a sandwich, then I'll get right back in your ass again
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: Greece
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*cough* smoking is not allowed in this bedroom!
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: In the Desert
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Oh my bad!!! Wrong room 
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: The Great White North
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here kitty kitty kitty, come see what I got for the big bad ole kitty
It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches --- and it doesn't matter if it is Visa or Mastercard
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Mmm, baby, I love how you use those heels!
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Joined: 5/1/2011
Posts: 1,858
Location: United States
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ok not my house, so someone had to drug me
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Morning woody, would you like cookies for breakfast?
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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oh my goodness, you again.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/1/2011
Posts: 3,235
Location: Seattle, United States
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Thanks for the nice ride last night. Oh, I mean the ride with your new BMW.
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wrong room alice is 2 doord down
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Rank: Lurker
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sorry Alice went home last night and she said to tell you don't call her she will call you
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: Germany
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BOO!! Mwhahahaha
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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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WT*??????
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/1/2011
Posts: 1,858
Location: United States
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ummm, how did I get here???
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I had to help you here, hun ... all that Tequila! Good morning ... whispered, so you don't cringe with your hangover!
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Hi Yahtzee, weird night
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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Did I win the Lotto?
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Why are my thighs chaffed?
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,389
Location: In the Desert
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Climb up on her.... Spread her legs wide.... slide my lil guy in & say this will be FUN!!!!! 
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Hello, do I know you?
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Rank: Lurker
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Ok who spiked my drink and where are my clothes?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/15/2011
Posts: 34,483
Location: i am where i am meant to be
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wow
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/8/2011
Posts: 1,601
Location: NE USA, United States
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Good Morning santa's little helper.....how are you today sweetie, have you been naughty or nice?
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sorry mat Es 2 doors down
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Posts: 1,831
Location: Greece
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omg! get that bike off the bed dude!
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Rank: Forum Guru
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Location: i am where i am meant to be
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u love legs, is it
'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49
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