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Guest
Posted: Friday, October 21, 2011 5:47:09 AM

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granted but you get sidetracked from being on Lush

i wish that this will be an exciting weekend
Guest
Posted: Friday, October 21, 2011 11:47:13 AM

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Granted -- it is so exciting you end up in jail! So sorry; to get bailed out call 555-FAT-CHANCE

i wish I could have an orgasm just by thinking about one of the lovely ladies of Lush.
Guest
Posted: Friday, October 21, 2011 12:13:21 PM

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imark2 wrote:
granted but you get sidetracked from being on Lush


Damn, how well you know me!! Embarassed

Granted, but sadly you have no control over it and regularly ejaculate without warning in your pants!! Ha ha, so very sorry!!!

*oops, there he goes again*


I wish that I can sneak in a little Lush time even though I have dinner guests tonight!!
adele
Posted: Saturday, October 22, 2011 1:05:07 PM

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granted, but trouble ensues and you have to delete your account! (hurry back!)

I wish my hands were working.

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
pet-player
Posted: Saturday, October 22, 2011 2:35:39 PM

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granted but your hand might cought in somesing and you can not take it out

I wish a certain person will be my friend on lush

When the shoe is fit the feet are forgoten :Osho
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 23, 2011 2:22:22 PM

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Granted -- however she refuses to ever be your friend in real life, or to communicate with you except for terse PMs on Lush. So sorry.

I wish pet-player would pretend that I am a woman with a strap-on
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 24, 2011 8:08:23 AM

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Granted, my dear, she pretends you're a woman with a strap on. She wants to see her man on the receiving end....better get your best frock out and put on some lippy

I wish I could see Hap with his strap on t1517
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 24, 2011 9:09:25 AM

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Granted -- I'm using my barber's strap right now, and could use another ass to spank with it -- come on over!

I wish Linda really could fly on a broomstick, and take me for a "ride"
adele
Posted: Monday, October 24, 2011 9:25:18 AM

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granted - she takes you for a ride, but unfortunately, your "stick" fails to perform, so she drops you off mid ocean. Gee, hap, where is that paddle when you need it the most???? Have a nice swim!!!

I wish hap would would figure out that he will NEVER get lucky with a lushie lovely.

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 24, 2011 1:07:59 PM

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I want to say granted, but men will never figure out such realities, Adele.

I wish I could find a naughty-minded woman to use me right with no strings attached.
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 24, 2011 2:32:37 PM

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granted but it is me

i wish my mother was alive and i could actually know her
kat_noire
Posted: Monday, October 24, 2011 3:01:35 PM

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Granted

But I am your new sister and will bully you around :-D
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 24, 2011 8:13:04 PM

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Granted, you are puppy's new sister but she locks you in the closet and only feeds you pancakes under the door.

I wish my car was a transformer so it could fix itself.
bill11
Posted: Tuesday, October 25, 2011 3:45:22 AM

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Granted, your car has been turned into a transformer, the type the electric company has hanging on utility poles, so now you can walk by it daily and admire it.

I wish i could make all the tree leaves in my yard fall in one week.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 25, 2011 10:00:47 AM

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Granted -- but so do all your neighbors's leaves, and they all go to your property and completely bury your house. Ouch!

I wish that adele would admit that she craves me
Sunny21
Posted: Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:28:07 AM

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Granted but then she becomes completely homicidal obsessed and kills you and her. Sorry!

I wish I had tickets to see Eye Alaska.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 25, 2011 12:08:41 PM

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Sunny21 wrote:


I wish I had tickets to see Eye Alaska.


Granted, but they are for the 2021 Reunion Tour, supported by Backstreet Boys.


I wish for something that could not be transformed into bitter irony.
Sunny21
Posted: Tuesday, October 25, 2011 12:10:50 PM

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that makes me a little sick lol
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 25, 2011 12:14:40 PM

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Sunny21 wrote:
that makes me a little sick lol


That was the point.

Well, I'll let you get me back.


I wish Soundgarden would play at my next party.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 26, 2011 6:38:44 PM

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granted but they get lost getting there

i wish the unemployment rate goes down
adele
Posted: Wednesday, October 26, 2011 8:51:01 PM

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granted, the unemployment rate goes down...... for illegal aliens. this causes it to go up for all other categories of us citizens.

i wish i already had my tickets for my NZ trip

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 27, 2011 4:57:51 AM

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granted but it causes you to skip a few meals daily

i wish i had more time for me
Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 27, 2011 7:18:08 AM

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imark2 wrote:
granted but it causes you to skip a few meals daily

i wish i had more time for me


Granted, spent in solitary confinement for 5 years.



I wish for just a single 24-hour day, I could be 20 again.
Morpheus_Ahrms
Posted: Thursday, October 27, 2011 8:32:17 AM

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Granted, but you get drafted and sent to East Timor to guard a cabbage patch

I wish I could retire early and spent my last good years travelling the seas
Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 27, 2011 10:25:33 AM

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Morpheus_Ahrms wrote:
Granted, but you get drafted and sent to East Timor to guard a cabbage patch

I wish I could retire early and spent my last good years travelling the seas


Granted, but you lose 1/2 your pension for retiring early and can only afford a leaky dinghy.



I wish I had the ability to heal all broken hearts.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 27, 2011 7:32:38 PM

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Granted, but since you have to open the people up with a scalpel, while their hearts are healed, they expire. Looks like some jail time your you, Impish!

I wish all the Lush lovelies would send me a love letter with a lipstick kiss on it
Sunny21
Posted: Friday, October 28, 2011 12:28:45 AM

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we all send you a letter with a kiss but the inside is laced with a biochemical weapon :(

i wish i had an awesome super power
Guest
Posted: Friday, October 28, 2011 6:21:08 AM

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Granted -- your superpower is the ability to give multiple massive orgasms to anyone you look at -- unfortunately you spend too much time at the mirror, and orgasm yourself to death. At least it was a good way to go!

I wish I had the strength of Samson as long as my hair wasn't cut.
adele
Posted: Thursday, November 03, 2011 3:04:10 PM

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granted, but it is your pubic hair and you forget and shave yourself in hopes of getting a lush lovely.

I wish this year was over.

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 03, 2011 4:29:09 PM

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Granted, it's over for you. I say a very nice eulogy at your funeral. (Harch, Hap, way harsh)

I wish there was a way I could exercise mind control over adele from long distance.
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