Granted
Now, if you could just remember how to read anything else .....

I wish I had a 10" cock

Granted...and who do you run into..."Marty...McFly"


I wish I was snoozing on a sunny warm beach naked when all of a sudden she appeared!

Granted. But 3 hours after getting there you get snowed in for the next 6 weeks.




I wish I could meet a girl I could do the following to. I would start by giving her teasing french kiss, and continue by slowly, teasingly kissing, liking, nipping my way along her jaw to her ear, down her neck to her collar bone, then down her torso between her breasts, zig zagging across her remaing ribs and tummy, across her hips to her left side, then down the outside of her hip to her thigh, then down her thigh to calf, down her calf to her ankle and, foot, then across the soul of her foot to the inside of her leg, then continue the process up the inside of her leg to just above her pussy, then over to her right leg, contnuing down the inside of her leg to her ankle and foot, across the soul of her foot to the outside of her leg, then up the outside of her leg to her hip, back onto her tummy zig zagging across to the middle og her breasts, then up to her collar bone, up her neck to her jaw, and back to her mouth for another teasing french kiss. By then she would prob'ly be EXTREMLY wet, so I would have to give her a relief; I would do so by FINALLY feasting on her pussy;)

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"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein

Granted, now you get "big hair" whenever it doesn't rain.

I wish that Wildcat would lose her bad habit.

Granted, Mischief does your dishes but he breaks half of them because you can't keep your hands off his cock while he's doing them. Bad girl, bad!

I wish I could run something up a cute guy's pole.

Granted -- now your dick shrinks to microscopic size every time it rains regardless of whether Wildcat is around or not.

I wish I could be the first human to have intercourse with a female from another planet.

Granted


I wish I was more confident around women.

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"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein

Granted - But with an involuntary flash if your boobs each time it happens

Wish i can eat a Chocolate sundae right now

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Granted but it's covered in a strange mist that smells like freshly mown grass.


I wish I could give a girl sex that blow her pleasure senses like a solar explosion.

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"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein

Semi Granted: 100's of uses book

I wish I knew a third language so I could yell at people in English spanish and another maybe less well known language (I guess my previous wish didn't get granted that much because I am obviously still hot tempered)

Granted But you have to sign my liability release that says that I am not responisble for any damages done to you or to your property (and a lot of other lawyer shit you have to sign that!)

I wish that the next time a guy disses me, his dick shrinks 1/2 an inch.

Granted, and now you fart so much no one will go out with you.

I wish that pussy juice would cure all my future maladies

Granted but every time you log on to Xbox live you need to accept a warning that says for every hour I spend on here I become exponentially less attractive to women according to this equation:
Where y is your attractiveness level, a is your initial amount of attractiveness the decay rate is 25% (.25) and t is the number of hours spent: y = a(1 - .25)^t

I wish I could tell if a guy was going to end up being a douche by looking at him. Like a douche meter on my phone that would start to go off when I got close to him.

like this:

lol according to one of my exes "you have to get xbox live they like require you bro" (he never called me bro again, come to think of it he never talked again, at least to me)
But I grant your wish except that now any woman you've ever found attractive in the slightest whether you only saw her from behind or you didn't take the time to look at her face will come hunting for you!

I wish I had a subscription to a service that sent me a new pair of lingerie every week!

Granted...."awe you see right through me"....how do you like your new career as an X-ray technician?


I wish I could make vibrating toys work quietly powered by "moon-beams"