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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 29, 2012 9:15:25 PM

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Granted, but you get the wrong size and there are no refunds

I wish I could read Egyptian :)
budwilliams
Posted: Wednesday, February 29, 2012 11:16:58 PM

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NightFox wrote:
I wish I could read Egyptian :)


Granted
Now, if you could just remember how to read anything else .....

I wish I had a 10" cock
redhot363236
Posted: Wednesday, February 29, 2012 11:23:22 PM

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budwilliams wrote:


I wish I had a 10" cock


Granted.
Too bad it's attached to your cellmate :-o

I wish to see the future
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 01, 2012 8:46:54 AM

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redhot363236 wrote:
I wish to see the future



Granted...and who do you run into..."Marty...McFly"


I wish I was snoozing on a sunny warm beach naked when all of a sudden she appeared!
LauraLee_sugah
Posted: Thursday, March 01, 2012 11:27:20 AM

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PutmeinCoach wrote:




I wish I was snoozing on a sunny warm beach naked when all of a sudden she appeared!


granted but she threw a towel over you because you were getting sunburned in a not good place



i wish i could travel to new england where they are still having some cool weather.

IronSnake19
Posted: Thursday, March 01, 2012 7:29:08 PM

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Granted. But 3 hours after getting there you get snowed in for the next 6 weeks.




I wish I could meet a girl I could do the following to. I would start by giving her teasing french kiss, and continue by slowly, teasingly kissing, liking, nipping my way along her jaw to her ear, down her neck to her collar bone, then down her torso between her breasts, zig zagging across her remaing ribs and tummy, across her hips to her left side, then down the outside of her hip to her thigh, then down her thigh to calf, down her calf to her ankle and, foot, then across the soul of her foot to the inside of her leg, then continue the process up the inside of her leg to just above her pussy, then over to her right leg, contnuing down the inside of her leg to her ankle and foot, across the soul of her foot to the outside of her leg, then up the outside of her leg to her hip, back onto her tummy zig zagging across to the middle og her breasts, then up to her collar bone, up her neck to her jaw, and back to her mouth for another teasing french kiss. By then she would prob'ly be EXTREMLY wet, so I would have to give her a relief; I would do so by FINALLY feasting on her pussy;)

"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 03, 2012 6:37:40 AM

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Granted Mr Snake, but when she learns of your desires she has acute sense of deja vu. She'd love all that, but would prefer spontaneity.

I wish I didn't get "big hair" every time it rains
mischiefmaker
Posted: Saturday, March 03, 2012 12:42:25 PM

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Granted, now you get "big hair" whenever it doesn't rain.

I wish that Wildcat would lose her bad habit.
vesta
Posted: Saturday, March 03, 2012 1:38:08 PM

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I’m blushing Embarassed being under mischiefmaker and wishing...........perhaps I should think clean thoughts and wish for someone to do my dishes instead
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 03, 2012 3:22:30 PM

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Granted, Mischief does your dishes but he breaks half of them because you can't keep your hands off his cock while he's doing them. Bad girl, bad!

I wish I could run something up a cute guy's pole.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 04, 2012 8:30:48 AM

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amyboston wrote:
I wish I could run something up a cute guy's pole.



Granted....but is cable tv wiring really what he wants? Wrong pole?


I wish I didn't get "big dick" everytime it rains on Wildcats "big hair." d'oh!
mischiefmaker
Posted: Sunday, March 04, 2012 11:17:56 AM

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Granted -- now your dick shrinks to microscopic size every time it rains regardless of whether Wildcat is around or not.

I wish I could be the first human to have intercourse with a female from another planet.
spearone
Posted: Sunday, March 04, 2012 11:23:18 AM

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Granted - but she looks like E.T

Wish i could really make mischief maker's wish come true

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IronSnake19
Posted: Monday, March 05, 2012 7:22:50 PM

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Granted


I wish I was more confident around women.

"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 05, 2012 7:47:48 PM

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ooooooh with a wave of my magical dildo: GRANTED!

I wish i had less of a temper!
spearone
Posted: Tuesday, March 06, 2012 3:32:23 AM

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Granted - But with an involuntary flash if your boobs each time it happens

Wish i can eat a Chocolate sundae right now

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mischiefmaker
Posted: Tuesday, March 06, 2012 4:22:06 PM

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Granted -- but you have no utensils and all white clothing

I wish "Catch 22" was a book about 22 sexual conquests by me.
IronSnake19
Posted: Tuesday, March 06, 2012 4:54:24 PM

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Granted but it's covered in a strange mist that smells like freshly mown grass.


I wish I could give a girl sex that blow her pleasure senses like a solar explosion.

"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 06, 2012 8:09:25 PM

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Granted -- of course it's a one time thing since the solar explosion turned her into charred little pieces.

I wish I knew one thousand uses for seminal fluid
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 06, 2012 8:29:03 PM

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Semi Granted: 100's of uses book

I wish I knew a third language so I could yell at people in English spanish and another maybe less well known language (I guess my previous wish didn't get granted that much because I am obviously still hot tempered)
IronSnake19
Posted: Thursday, March 08, 2012 4:33:14 PM

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Granted now every time your temper flares you orgasm and your libido cranks up a couple notches.



I wish could be there when your temper flares to have fun with you;)

"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 08, 2012 4:50:37 PM

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Granted But you have to sign my liability release that says that I am not responisble for any damages done to you or to your property (and a lot of other lawyer shit you have to sign that!)

I wish that the next time a guy disses me, his dick shrinks 1/2 an inch.
IronSnake19
Posted: Thursday, March 08, 2012 5:11:14 PM

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Granted but the one granting the wish appeciates girls like you so he triples it to an 1 1/2 every time.



I wish I had a life time supply of Jack Links Beef Jerky.

"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
mischiefmaker
Posted: Thursday, March 08, 2012 5:45:01 PM

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Granted, and now you fart so much no one will go out with you.

I wish that pussy juice would cure all my future maladies
IronSnake19
Posted: Thursday, March 08, 2012 5:55:56 PM

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Granted but said juice can only come from 60+ aged women.

I wish I had an Xbox 360 and all the Call of Duty games.

"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 08, 2012 6:40:56 PM

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Granted but every time you log on to Xbox live you need to accept a warning that says for every hour I spend on here I become exponentially less attractive to women according to this equation:
Where y is your attractiveness level, a is your initial amount of attractiveness the decay rate is 25% (.25) and t is the number of hours spent: y = a(1 - .25)^t

I wish I could tell if a guy was going to end up being a douche by looking at him. Like a douche meter on my phone that would start to go off when I got close to him.

like this:
IronSnake19
Posted: Thursday, March 08, 2012 6:54:49 PM

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Granted because you're such a babe. I never said I'd get Xbox Live.



I wish I had a bottle of pheromones that only attracts women that I find attactive.

"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 08, 2012 7:15:58 PM

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lol according to one of my exes "you have to get xbox live they like require you bro" (he never called me bro again, come to think of it he never talked again, at least to me)
But I grant your wish except that now any woman you've ever found attractive in the slightest whether you only saw her from behind or you didn't take the time to look at her face will come hunting for you!

I wish I had a subscription to a service that sent me a new pair of lingerie every week!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 08, 2012 9:28:39 PM

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Granted my dear, but you didn't read the fine print when you subscribed. You end up locked in a twelve month contract at $150 a week for lingerie quality you could have bought at Kmart for $15.

I wish I was a better photographer
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 09, 2012 8:50:23 AM

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Wildcat wrote:
I wish I was a better photographer




Granted...."awe you see right through me"....how do you like your new career as an X-ray technician?


I wish I could make vibrating toys work quietly powered by "moon-beams"
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