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Granted -- but since kids never play with spinning tops at night your toys are total flops in the marketplace and you lose all of your savings.
I wish that using butter as a lubricant would prevent pregnancy and STDs so that I'd never have to use birth control pills or condoms again
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Granted - but your toys work only under the open sky
Wish i was lounging by a pool right now drinking a martini
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Granted -- the pool is of polluted water in the middle of the desert and you are on foot.
I wish there was a way to see Russia from my house
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amyboston wrote:I wish there was a way to see Russia from my house Granted....And the view should be unimpeded from where you built the house....right in the middle of Tunguska! I wish I could apply a nice layer of lubricant without using my hands....anyone? 
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Granted, unfortunately you made such a mess of the job by trying to use your ears, your woman isn't happy. You need lessons, my dear. I wish Coach could attend my weekly classes... how to apply lube AND make your woman happy
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
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Wildcat wrote:I wish Coach could attend my weekly classes... how to apply lube AND make your woman happy Granted...but I fear his presence would be disruptive to the ladies in the class...and you know what a "slippery slope that is and the HARD time" you will have regaining class discipline!  I wish sex wasn't such a slippery subject...and had a firmer grip on it! 
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Granted but now your grip is super glued to it
I wish I could tell a certain someone what is really on my mind
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Granted but now you tell everyone what is on your mind no matter how inappropriate it is to tell them
I wish I got a modeling job
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Granted, but your modeling job has you modeling plastic toy play houses, for production.
I wish I was on thee beach today and not having to go to work.
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Granted but today happens to be a day FILLED with deadlines you miss them all, get put on the top of your boss's shit list and have to make up the work by the end of the day tomorrow.
I wish I didn't have to buy a new computer
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Granted, you steal one, but alas you get caught and are now in the slammer.
I wish I could get an anatomically accurate female cyborg who would do my every bidding
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Granted, but she's only got a two hour battery life. I wish for the perfect brain.
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Granted my dear, it's a perfect brain you have there, sitting in pride of place on the mantle in a little glass jar. Now all you need is Dr Frankenstein. I wish I hadn't eaten one of my "special" brownies, with no one to giggle with.
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
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Wildcat wrote:I wish I hadn't eaten one of my "special" brownies, with no one to giggle with. Granted...but then in honor of the 17th...you wouldn't be able to say..."and they are magically delicious!" I wish every time I went to bed sleeping naked...my hands weren't so conveniently located next to my...
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granted my dear, your hands aren't located next to your they're located next to your  instead. Mmm nothing like a nice firm butt to grab onto. I wish my landlord would allow my to keep a pet
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
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granted, when will you expect me?
i wish for a new car
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Granted, but it was considered new 30 years ago and it no longer works.
I wish I could stay home tomorrow all day long
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Granted but you have religious fanatics knocking on your door all day.
I wish for an amazing kiss from slutpuppy
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granted, slutpuppy from the website sluttypets will be knocking at your door soon. they're REAL dogs over there. have fun!!!
I wish I had 3 more wishes
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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granted, my dear, 3 more wishes it is. 1. I wish I could think of what to wish for 2. Damn! I wish I hadn't wished that. 3. I wish I could just make up my mind 4. Oops... all gone! I wish I could speak all languages fluently
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
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Granted but you never pick the correct one and no one understands you.
I wish I could spend some quality time with that special someone.
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Granted, however the special someone's idea of "quality" time is selling and eating burritos at Taco Bell! Ugh!
I wish that I could hold my breath for two minutes!
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amyboston wrote:I wish that I could hold my breath for two minutes! Granted....but the girl you are "nibbling" gets dehydrated from a tsunami size orgam! I wish my new invention "orgasmic orange" the bottle sex drink would make me millions!
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Granted my dear, you make buckets of cash, unfortunately orgasmic orange had a side effect... population explosion... you're now being sued by all drinkers. I wish I could write the perfect love song
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
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Wildcat wrote:I wish I could write the perfect love song Granted...but the lyrics are in a dialect of a dead Arabic language...too bad....but it looks like the camels want to hump you...  I wish Wildcat would let me watch her broomstick slide in-between her legs when she "gets off"...or....I mean "launches"....ok...."takes off"... 
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Granted, my dear, I let you watch me "mount" my broomstick. However, you get way too close and get a nasty poke in the eye, ooh, that's gotta hurt. I wish my broomstick was jet propelled
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
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Granted ... However you flew too quickly and you wrecked with a heavy landing
I wish I could see in the dark
What does not kill you makes you stronger
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cecilesfun wrote:I wish I could see in the dark Granted....and then.... BOO!I wish I could see through your clothes!!!!!!! 
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granted, i lead you to my closet, oh you said see through not see them. damn
i wish for a new car, mine is crap
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Granted, my dear, your shiny new GoGomobile is parked outside. don't you love it... very economical  I wish I had a gorgeous chauffeur to drive me around
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
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