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Granted, my dear, there's a lovely warm place waiting for all that energy, unfortunately it's on the other side of the planet.... at the moment I wish my weird neighbor was a clone of my distant man
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Granted, but the clone mutates again and your stuck with pee wee herman as a next door neighbor I wish for polar ice caps to be made of ice cream 
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pee wee herman?... oh you are cruel Granted, my dear, ice cream ice caps. It's a damn shame you developed that ice cream allergy... the one that makes your eyes bug out and a constant dribble coming from between your numb lips I wish someone would give me free pole dancing lessons.... just to keep in shape of course
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granted, but the pole is not quite the one you expected...although the workout is exteme;) I wish an exotic woman in black would cast a spell on me
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ponyboy wrote:I wish an exotic woman in black would cast a spell on me Granted...and what a spell as you become a really handsome black three toed sloth! I wish I had a rental "pole" for those amatuer's that want to perfect their dancing skills! Really...I wouldn't watch or use my video camera at all...Really! 
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Granted, but the rent is usurious and bankrupts you so you can't video anything. Bummer.
I wish every time the word "the" was used on Lush all female Lushies would think of me.
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granted but why are they thinking about that spear shoved up your ass?
i wish i was 6 years old again and things turned out differently
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granted my dear, you are six, things are so different, you don't need any of your lovely Lush friends when you grow up, so sad.  I wish good people didn't get hurt
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So sorry,that wish is sadly impossible to grant, it seems like such a reasonable wish too I wish the good people would laugh off the hurts of lifes cruel jokes
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granted, but then you feel all the huurt they laugh off. soooo sorry.
I wish that i knew the meaning of life
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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granted, my dear, but it's as portrayed in Monty Pythons memorable movie I wish it was spring instead of autumn in the great southern land
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Wildcat wrote:I wish it was spring instead of autumn in the great southern land Denied....(hehe, that felt great!)...then my land is caught in perpetual cold and no golf! Ok...Ok...Granted...(that hurt)....but your country loses the ability to make any electricity....no air conditioning...no ice tea...to recharging batteries for BOB..... I wish King Size Beds came equipped with a "curb and gutter" system!
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Granted, my dear, but you keep hitting the curb, turn to drink and end up in the gutter, ah! a king size bed all for me! I wish Coach remembers his wood from his iron, and looks after his balls... when he plays golf
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
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granted, but is the only wood and balls he ever thinks of anymore. and he only "putts" into one hole.
I wish that wildcat gets her greatest wish
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
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I would gladly grant the wildfeline anything her heart desires if she'd only focus and not get overly greedy! I wish for awakening Ade to a sinfilly blissfull morning!
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Granted but it's because you left in the middle of the night, LOL I wish I wasn't looking for love in all the wrong places?
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Granted, but you stop looking for love all together and end up alone! (Sorry)
I wish Ginger were here with me.
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Granted, you have ginger, but also cinnamon, nutmeg, cardamom, a little chilli and a dash of allspice.... cooking up a storm? I wish the weekend hadn't gone by so fast
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Granted -- it dragged by because you were stuck with the most boring guy in the world who talked non-stop abouit himself until you were ready to jump off a bridge! Is that better?
I wish Wildcat would post a video of her dancing for me!
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mischiefmaker wrote:I wish Wildcat would post a video of her dancing for me! Granted...and nobody does "The Worm Dance" quite like Wildcat! I wish my equipment was all lined up for a hole-in-one.
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granted the backhoe is in place so you just need to start digging for that special hole. I wish for another week of vacation!
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Granted, but you spend it in the drunk tank after going too far the first nite. I wish for a personal polle dance from Salma Hyack
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Granted, but as soon as she does her first twirl, the pole breaks and lands on your crotch I wish to be lavished in kisses :)
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Granted, unfourtunatly the lavish kisses are from a 100 year old dirty old man I wish my pole didnt hurt now
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 Didn't I tell you I like 100yr old dirty men? Granted, but now you have pain everywhere else. Life sucks doesn't it ponyboy? I wish I was the world's greatest Artist!
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Granted, but u live in caveman days I wish nightfox was my babe
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Granted, but you're slightly disappointed when you find out her profile is a fake and she's really a 300 pound transvestite with herpes and body odor.
I wish that the femal Lush lovely most enamored of me would reveal herself.
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Granted,but she's a 400lb. plastic blow up he-she doll with warts, stds galore and a face only a baboon would love I wish spearchucker would take his pike for the team
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Granted, but he's the only one on his team.
I wish the sky was purple.
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granted the sky is full of rainbows when u are under it foxy! I wish foxy the finest all everything
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