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Granted, you are a car guard and have to stay in the parking area. I wish for a years supply of Brandy.
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granted, but it is locked in your wine cellar and you have lost the key
I wish i could drag my ass off here and get to sleep!
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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granted, but you go into a coma.
i wish i could live in near my boyfriend
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Granted, but you find he has other "friends" living with him.
I wish this flight were shorter.
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granted. your flight is a LOT shorter. that tends to happen when a plane crashes into the ocean.
wish i was done with this damn move
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granted, you are done with THIS move, but you are doomed to move every month for the next 20 years. don't bother unpacking!
I wish my friend was joining me on my upcoming trip
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Yes, but he's bringing a live alligator that he wants u to take care of...
I wish i was vacationing in Rome right now
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Granted but you have to spend the entire time in the catacombs.
Wish this build was complete!
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spearone wrote:Yes, but he's bringing a live alligator that he wants u to take care of...
I wish i was vacationing in Rome right now Who said it was a he? for Harry: granted, but it is only the first of 50 builds you have to finish I wish my good mood would return
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.-- The Diamond Sutra
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Granted, but it leads to too much time on Lush and you loose your job
I wish I were somewhere else tonight and not stuck out on the road.
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Granted, but you lose your job.
I wish I were a Fortune Teller
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Greanted - but you can never tell your own fortune
I wish my chest cold goes away
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Granted - but then you grow big boobies
I wish I lived closer to him.
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granted - but he has to work away 11 months of the year
i wish i could dink alchohol without getting a hangover
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granted - but you are so pissed all the time you can't do anything else.
I wish I was a human and not a bunny
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I sure as hell whish I wasn't a dog!
but I'm very glad your a bunny again.
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Wish denied! I'm so glad you will stay being a doggy, I can be mean to you for a bit longer.. mwahahaha
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In that case I will wish for longer legs.
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ummm no you should be wishing for longer legs, stilly.
I wish for a dog with longer legs.
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The bottom half of the AV photo to be covered in sheer black nylon.
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lets get this thread back on the right path.
granted, the bottom half of the av is covered in sheer black nylon, but now you see her hairy chest and it ain't pretty.
I wish I was in love
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Granted, but the person you loves turns into a fish everytime you kiss him
I wish I could speak Hindi
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granted, but it is an archaic version and no one understands it but you, and now it is the only language you can speak.
I wish I felt better today
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Granted because you're in an orgasmic bliss from eating a kootie.
(For those of you who may not know a kootie is a grapefruit sized ball of chocolate with a core of various things that can range from cherry pie filling to caramel to doughnut holes depending on what the maker wants to put in them. They were sold at the local fudge shop where I used to live 7 years ago. It was always funny when some guy said I had kooties because he expected the girls to run away from me or something and instead I would ask him how he knew and then run because kooties are *REALLY* good.)
I wish people would stop dissing the american govermental structure, because the structure is sound it's the people who decide to better their friends and their pocket books that are the problem.
"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
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granted, now everyone is dissing you!
I hope my car does not need a new computer
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Granted, you now drive a horse and buggy.
I wish I could get over my writers block.
love, amy
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granted, now you have so many stories in your head, you mix them all up when you try writing them, so none of them make any sense.
wish I could stop eating this bag of M&M's
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Granted because it's empty adele wrote:granted, now everyone is dissing you! Lots of people diss me all the time so it's nothing new. I wish I had a girlfriend.
"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
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granted. Unfortunately for you, the first time you have sex, you discover "she' is a shemale
Iwish I did not have to worry about money
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Granted, you win the lottery but you discover what you received is monopoly money. I wish to be better and not make mistakes...
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