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Granted, a very naughty woman comes calling... but she has the wrong house, she's looking for the sexy redheaded who lives next door. I wish I knew that sexy redhead
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Location: In your pants, United States
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Granted but its Fran Dresher wearing a red head wig.
I wish to visit France again.
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kellyqueen wrote:I wish to visit France again. Granted....And you become the root of the lymric..."I went to France to have a dance...got so hot I took the chance...I had to removed my under pants...then there was Lance that gave the glance...at those hot moist under pants..." And you know the rest, remember what happened when he showed them to Humpty Dumpty? I wish I had an instructor that was fluent in "orgasmic"...
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I wish I had an instructor that was fluent in "orgasmic"... Granted, but now you can only speak orgasmic, he's the only one you can talk to, and he has to fuck you til you come to communicate with you. I wish the next person to post didn't alter my wish to make it bad.
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Location: Lost, United States
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granted but somehow it still turns out bad. i wish i were in becky's bed right now
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Location: United Kingdom
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Granted but becky isn't there -your worst nightmare, I am - lol
I wish I lived somewhere warm
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Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,174
Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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you do, but it's a place called Hell.
I wish I could sing properly
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Location: United Kingdom
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you can but only when you are underwater
I wish i could spend more time on Lush
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you can but you lost your job because of it.
I wish I was an alien
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Location: United Kingdom
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(I thought you were lol) - you are but the rest of the world finds out and you become hated for being different
I wish I could be transported instantly to wherever I wanted to be
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you can transport, but you are on a trip in your transporter and something goes wrong. You end up spending eternity in limbo somewhere in the middle of space.
I wish I were taller
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Joined: 11/30/2006
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I make you a lot taller, but you keep banging your head every time you walk through a door and end up getting very confused and dizzy.
I wish I could become invisible.
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Location: in another Multiverse., Australia
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You are now invisible, but now everyone ignores you the same as they did when you were visible.
I wish I had blonde hair
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Joined: 10/15/2012
Posts: 354
Location: United States
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Granted...but it is so long that it cumbersome...Think "Tangled"
I wish for second chances...
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Joined: 7/15/2011
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Location: In your pants, United States
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Granted but you end up blowing your 2nd chances on $20 lottery tickets and don't win a single dime.
I wish I could dance.
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granted but you get overzealous and break a leg.
I wish life weren't so confusing..
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Joined: 3/21/2011
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Location: Northern Hemisphere
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Granted! You're a Zombie!
I wish I were a genius.
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Granted but then you lost your mind!
I wish I looked like my avatar LOL
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Joined: 11/13/2010
Posts: 9,846
Location: In your dreams, United States
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Granted but you look so weird walking around without a head or feet. I wish I could wake up with my avatar.
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you mean that's not really you?? lol granted but she's never awake at the same time as you.
I wish I could eat anything I want and never get fat.
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Granted but you have to spend the rest of your life within 50 metres of a toilet.
I wish I would never age.
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granted but so sorry to hear you died. i wish i were surfing right now.
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LMAO ^^^^^^
Granted but you drowned.
I wish I weren't such a loner
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Granted but you are so popular you cant sleep for the constant stream of friends and admirers who wont leave you alone.
I wish I was super rich
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granted but now you are a cigarette.
I wish I could do ballet properly
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You are a prima ballerina but your feet hurt like fuck.
I wish I was a famous movie star
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Joined: 7/26/2012
Posts: 1,100
Location: Running through your imagination, in stockings and
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Granted but you develop a heroin addiction and end up selling your body for a fix. I wish I was anywhere but here.
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Joined: 10/17/2012
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Location: London, Canada
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Granted but since wherever you are becomes "here" you can never stay in one place. I wish I could have my last 20 years over
Cathy discovers her husband's secret and reawakens old passions His Secret, Her New PassionA business trip becomes a voyage of exploration for two men A New SideNew Lush Stories from Seeker4
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oops -
Granted but you end up doing the sme things over and over again
I wish everyone could get on together
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Granted but how boring would Eastenders be now?! I wish I was on a hot sunny beach.
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