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Granted but you're chained to a computer that can only go to Lush. I wish for a wild night on the town.
Cathy discovers her husband's secret and reawakens old passions His Secret, Her New PassionA business trip becomes a voyage of exploration for two men A New SideNew Lush Stories from Seeker4
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Granted but you are in town for jungle animals and they are hungry.
I wish for a pay raise.
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Granted, but the government raises taxes and you have less than you started with!
I wish for the best words in tough situations....
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Granted, but your words will be turned into fortune cookie sayings.
I wish for a vacation!
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Granted but you sunbathe for so long that your skin ends up brown and leathery. I wish for a weekend away with a very sexy man.
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Granted but its a cardboard cut out of Charlie Sheen
I wish it was bikini weather again.
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Granted but you have a reaction to the bikini wax that lasts for months.
I wish I could retire in my 40's and be financially stable enough to have fun!
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Granted but your financially stable in the tiny country of Armenia
I wish groceries were a bit cheaper.
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Wish granted but you turn into a loaf of bread.
I wish I had longer legs
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granted, but your feet are on the wrong way round and facing backwards
I wish my studio wasnt so hot right now
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granted but your studio gets wrecked by a unexpected snow storm.
I wish calories would exercise themselves to their own fucking deaths.
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 granted, but their corpses keep falling off you and leave a terrible smelling trail around you I wish I had a magic paintbrush that is always loaded with the right colour
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granted so you can colour my crown and hands in
I wish health and happiness to my friends
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granted, but they spend too much time drinking Gin and wine so are happy but not healthy
I wish I had a bikini that doesnt fall off when I dive in the pool
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Granted i am giving you au naturale rights
I wish my friends wouldn't sit around drinking gin....very unhealthy
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granted, they drink all your wine instead
I wish I had a never ending bottle of Bombay sapphire
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Granted but the stay in rehab eats up all your money I wish for a phone company that is reliable and service-oriented
Cathy discovers her husband's secret and reawakens old passions His Secret, Her New PassionA business trip becomes a voyage of exploration for two men A New SideNew Lush Stories from Seeker4
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granted but you end up in never never land with peterpan
I wish my hair didnt get so knotted
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Granted, but your hair is cut off in a freak hair styling accident. Weird....
I wish things stay headed in the right direction...
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Granted, you now have a permanent hard on which is sometimes a little embarrassing in certain situations! I wish I had the rest of the week off work.
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granted but your off work because you have a terrible case of chicken pox, spots everywhere..
I wish i wasn't so tired all the time
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Granted but now you're so full of energy you can't stand, sit, or lie still. I wish I had a huge Jacuzzi to share with someone special.
Cathy discovers her husband's secret and reawakens old passions His Secret, Her New PassionA business trip becomes a voyage of exploration for two men A New SideNew Lush Stories from Seeker4
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Granted but it has a huge hole in it so cant hold any water
I wish the mosquitoes would leave my ankles alone
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Granted but they're now attacking your face. I wish I had more willpower sometimes.
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Granted my dear, here he is, Will Power, a lovely Queensland lad  I wish had a clone to go to work for me
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We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Granted...pick your clone...  I wish my imagination wasn't so vivid...much easier on towels.
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Oh you're so mean... I think you already lost your imagination But your wish is granted, your imagination is no longer vivid. You don't even need towels any more, just a wee little hanky. I wish I was spooning in the moonlight
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
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Granted, but it's a full moon and your lover turns into a werewolf running off into the night.
I wish for a Halloween filled with tricks and treats.
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granted, but you get tricked into treating the pervy old man next door to a blowjob
I wish Ryan Reynolds would knock on my door tonight asking for a treat
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Granted but all he wants is some milk duds like you gave Wolf Blitzer and Katie Couric.
I wish I wasn't shy so much anymore.
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