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Posted: Monday, March 29, 2010 5:01:54 AM

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granted but it took away you nose with them.

I wish i was in Australia and for a box of chocolates and strawberries along with flowers.
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 29, 2010 7:14:47 AM

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Granted, but unfortunately every hotel is booked out solid for the annual Australian wide Platypus Dance Festival, so looks like you have to stay with me.

I wish for the goose that lays the golden egg
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 29, 2010 7:44:14 AM

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That's exactlly what i'd love to happen and those things are for you. Your wish is Granted, but the egg will break once you touch it.

I wish I can be with the one I love for even a month.
Lydia_
Posted: Monday, March 29, 2010 7:44:29 AM

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Granted. But the goose sat on your head to lay the egg and the egg was so heavy it crushed your skull a bit...sorry about that....


I wish I wasn't so zombie-like this morning. [insert cries of 'must have coffee/brains here]

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 29, 2010 8:23:54 AM

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Granted, but you arms have gone limp at your sides, so no coffee, or cookies, sorry babe

Iwish all the emotional hurt will stop on lush
LusciousLola
Posted: Monday, March 29, 2010 4:11:59 PM

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Granted, all emotional hurt and turmoil are gone, so is happiness.crybaby

I wish to have a passionate romance with a wonderful, tall, sexy, handsome, desirable man, that smells like fresh cucumbers.
scooter
Posted: Monday, March 29, 2010 4:54:01 PM

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Granted louscious, I pick cucumbers for a living, but only when there ripe.
Any how, unfortunatly, I'm the only wonderful, tall, sexie, handsome, desirable man left.


Wish It was warm again, or I had a warm woman,, well,both
cmsouza729
Posted: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 2:34:11 AM

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Granted, but you're warm for a minute before cold again and its actually a guy that's had a sex change.

I wish for a plate of chocolate covered friuts to share with a certain sweet chocolate lovin woman... *cough Sweetbitch!*
LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 3:05:51 AM

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Granted, but she (cough Sweetbitch) chose to share them with me.love7

I wish to have a great day at work today.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 3:15:03 AM

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granted you have a great day at work, but your boss rings you on your way home and fires you .

I wish it would snow
cmsouza729
Posted: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 3:41:35 AM

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Granted, but its a blizzard that's on its way. Everyone but you heads the evacuation warning. It dumps for two months and takes another month to dig you out. You're alive but you've gone crazy from cabin fever. You try to kill the first person that you see so they have to lock you up in the place with padded walls.

I wish for my step dad to get the new job that he's interviewed for. That way his lazy ass will be working for the first time in a whole year.
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 4:20:56 AM

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granted cm..Wonder how he'll do on his first blow job?


I wish it was friday
nicola
Posted: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 4:38:54 AM

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Granted, it is Friday.

Unfortunately for you, Friday is the day when your clothing loses yet another size, and you suffocate from cameltosis.
LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 5:00:45 AM

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Nicola for got her wish, so I will wish for her. She wishes for a day at the spa, with a cool drink, and a hot man.

I wish to join them.
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 5:07:22 AM

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cameltosis set in, so I had to change.
Lola your now with nicola an me!,,, but you have to wear my pink shorts.
Can't wait to see this.

I wish a few more sexie girls would join in
cmsouza729
Posted: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 5:12:24 AM

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Granted, the spa charges $500 dollars each, the cool drink is water, and the the hot man's jealous wife has to be there too.

I wish it were Football season. America Football.
cmsouza729
Posted: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 5:14:56 AM

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Scooter...
Granted, but you get kicked out now.

Wish is same as above...
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 5:31:07 AM

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granted cm,,do they have tv in Shanghai


Wish I was back in!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 8:57:06 AM

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Granted, but someon pulled a firealarm and everyone was forced to leave

I wish I was horny right now....
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 9:02:25 AM

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Granted, you are now a horny toad. Hope you like flies...

I wish for some gentle kisses
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 9:22:57 AM

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Granted, you get your gentle kisses...from Leatherface

I wish I could visit the UK
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 10:31:12 AM

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granted but you were denied and had to fly home instantly.

I wish to have the one i love beside me and wish she could stay for at least a month with me.
Fairly_Fairie
Posted: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 5:35:17 AM

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Granted, but they are sick the entire time, so only sleep.

I wish my laptop were fixed....

Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
LusciousLola
Posted: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 5:38:35 AM

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Granted. Your laptop has been fixed. It has also been glued shut.

I wish my muscles weren't so sore.
cmsouza729
Posted: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 5:38:57 AM

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Granted. Your love is there but so is his entire family, filling up your house so that mulitple couples have to share rooms. You and him get stuck with the stinky uncle and snoring aunt. You're in no mood to mess around during the stay and after the month he has to fly home.

I'm out of wishes, ummmm, I wish dogs and cats would like each other....
Lydia_
Posted: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 8:18:20 AM

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They do, but they also enjoy your company far more than is socially acceptable. Ew...

I wish my laptop would stop being a whore-y failbag.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


Please check out:
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 8:47:43 AM

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Granted.... but now it is prudish, and refuses to show you anything rated above PG :)

I wish all of my homework was done....
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 8:57:58 AM

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Granted, but you fail your grade and have to wait til next year to resit

Iwish for a dominant woman
Fairly_Fairie
Posted: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 6:40:09 PM

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Granted, you now have a dominant woman, who makes you pay to watch her with another man.

I wish that the people who ran the school system were smarter when it came to maintaining the schools and know when it's proper to close it for the day.

Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 4:12:54 AM

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granted, just another system failure, .... the roof as fellin and you have been cuffed you to the heating pipes for being a very naughty girl, and the boiler is out of control and your sweeting profusely and you cant go home today, tommorow or the day after, untill they dig there way in, only to find you have internally combusted


Iwish i was a male pole dancer
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