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Granted but it lasts 'til June
I wish I get fucked tonight or tomorrow or the next...
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Granted but your partners will all be in their 90s.
I wish that Mrs B would cuck me.
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Granted, but you hate it.
I wish to have a hard cock in me right now....
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Location: Island of tranquility
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Granted  but its gonna leave a mark. I wish for a scholarship.
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Granted for your great great grandchildren.
I wish for an awesome exotic car.
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Granted, but it's the earliest model of a Model-T from the 1900s. I wish I had a chocolate sundae.
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Granted. You have a chocolate sundae, the worlds largest, and you are the cherry on top.
I wish that a Christmas tree would be delivered to me on Friday.
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Granted. It will be delivered but you are the angel on top ...and you know where that tree fits?? - **ouch**
I wish I could have a cigarette right now
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granted, but it's spiked with an explosive toothpick thingie.
I wish I could have a beautiful woman sitting next to me right now...
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Granted, But She Hates Men
I Wish I Was Naked In A Hot Tub With Jessica Biel
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Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 4,956
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
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Granted but she is too busy chatting on her iPhone and doesn't notice you. I wish to be involved in a MFF threesome
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker 
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Granted, but I get to be the main course!
I wish to get my passport.
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LusciousLola wrote:Granted, but I get to be the main course!
I wish to get my passport. Not sure why that would be a bad thing Lola!! Granted you get your passport - but you accidentally lose it in while in the restroom at the passport office I wish to fly to Ireland
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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Granted. But while in Ireland, the Irish economic collapse forces the shutdown of all their airports and you are left with no way home.
I wish to have one day experiencing what it is like to be a beautiful woman.
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Granted- but you are incarnated into Britney Spears with clippers in your hand.
I wish I could teleport around the continent
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Granted, but you'd better pick wisely because you only get one stop!
I wish for a night of dirty passionate sex.
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Granted--However you do not get to chose your partner.
I wish for season hockey tickets
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Granted ...but they are sadly in the very back row next to the bathrooms
I wish for a week/month/lifetime of unadulterated passion with the woman of my dreams
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Granted but you suffer Erectile disfunction and you cannot have sex with her I wish for for my SO to want to have anal sex
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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Granted, but All the lube in the world is gone.
I wish for another Job in another town/city
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Granted but the company you work for declares bankruptcy a month after you move there I wish to have good feeback and positive comments on my story I just submitted to lush
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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Granted but you end up working as the towel boy at the town prison in Deliverance, USA
I wish Lush was a real town that I lived in.
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Granted, but you are the bearded lady at the Lush city circus.
I wish for a busy day at work tomorrow.
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Granted--however you are the only one that does not call in sick and you have to do EVERYTHING
I wish I had some peanut butter
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Granted....but your joy over your new found peanut butter quickly turns to despair when you realize you have no jelly.
I wish I had some strawberry jelly.
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Granted ...but as hard as you try - you cannot get the lid off
I wish I could stop smoking easily
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Granted......... But only for one day, then you`ll smoke 100 a day and smell like and ash tray and you`ll never find another sexual partner.
I wish for peace and quite.
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Granted, you feel completely at peace until you realize it isn't quite as quiet as you'd hoped. They've opened a playground next to your home.
I wish I had a pitcher of sangria and a warm sunny day to enjoy it.
amor est spiritus qui nos alet
love is the breath that sustains us
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Granted ...but then all your friends arrive and finish it all before you are able to get any.
I wish I had a harem of beautiful woman who's only wish was to please me - LOL .......(yeah ...dream on - hahaha)
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Granted... but then they don't all look like Liz Hurley.
I wish I could go on a loooong holiday. Anywhere would be fine, I'm not picky... LOL
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