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Charley
Posted: Friday, October 02, 2009 1:46:37 AM

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I think it would be fair to assume that quite a few of the men that read Lush stories masturbate at the same time. But do the women do the same? If so, what in a storyline is guaranteed to get you going?
Lisa
Posted: Friday, October 02, 2009 2:39:09 AM

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Flawless spelling and grammar gets me a bit hot and bothered.

Sadly, I'm not joking!
DBarclay
Posted: Friday, October 02, 2009 7:18:38 AM

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Lisa wrote:
Flawless spelling and grammar gets me a bit hot and bothered.

Sadly, I'm not joking!


So you dont get off that much
Lisa
Posted: Friday, October 02, 2009 8:46:15 AM

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DBarclay wrote:
Lisa wrote:
Flawless spelling and grammar gets me a bit hot and bothered.

Sadly, I'm not joking!


So you dont get off that much


laughing6
castlequeen
Posted: Friday, October 02, 2009 10:13:27 AM

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You know what really turns me on in stories, DB?
Ellipsis's by the ton....:-)


"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
Guest
Posted: Friday, October 02, 2009 10:41:56 AM

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Lisa wrote:
DBarclay wrote:
Lisa wrote:
Flawless spelling and grammar gets me a bit hot and bothered.

Sadly, I'm not joking!


So you dont get off that much


laughing6


ROTFLMFAO!!
Guest
Posted: Friday, October 02, 2009 12:02:12 PM

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Charley wrote:
I think it would be fair to assume that quite a few of the men that read Lush stories masturbate at the same time. But do the women do the same? If so, what in a storyline is guaranteed to get you going?


Incredibly poor spelling and grammar derail me to the point that I want to punish the writer, which of course, would lead to an incredibly hot erotic story, well edited, formatted and presented. So yes, those things, rather than the subject matter would get me going to the point where I wouldn't stop until someone would be screaming for mercy. And it would not be me.

Wait, what is in the storyline, rather than the deficiencies of the story line and presentation that get me going? Oh, well, that's somewhat personal, don't you think?

laughing6
DBarclay
Posted: Friday, October 02, 2009 12:32:40 PM

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castlequeen wrote:
You know what really turns me on in stories, DB?
Ellipsis's by the ton....:-)

you got a top accolade the other day,
you listened to me at last...shame very few others do
Guest
Posted: Friday, October 02, 2009 12:41:22 PM

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DBarclay wrote:

you listened to me at last...shame very few others do


What? Did you actually say something? Or was that a hypersonic elliptical buzzing sound I heard?
DBarclay
Posted: Friday, October 02, 2009 1:07:33 PM

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gypsymoth wrote:
DBarclay wrote:

you listened to me at last...shame very few others do


What? Did you actually say something? Or was that a hypersonic elliptical buzzing sound I heard?


LOL .. I am now off to savage your stories

Update ..... Well I would if you had written any ....
nicola
Posted: Friday, October 02, 2009 2:53:55 PM

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You should see what doesn't make it to the "published on Lush" stage DB, I think those are in danger of dulling my sex drive permanently sad1
Guest
Posted: Friday, October 02, 2009 3:14:57 PM

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I been trying to make mine better each time thats why i like the comments it helps :)
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 07, 2009 1:37:31 PM

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is the pope Catholic??
TheChrisJ
Posted: Wednesday, October 07, 2009 6:24:18 PM

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I think the pope is Jewish.

Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
Monocle
Posted: Wednesday, October 07, 2009 7:23:05 PM

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TheChrisJ wrote:
I think the pope is Jewish.


No - that was Jesus.
TheChrisJ
Posted: Wednesday, October 07, 2009 7:24:09 PM

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That's right, the Pope Buddhist.

Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 08, 2009 1:19:17 PM

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MilfBeauty wrote:
I been trying to make mine better each time thats why i like the comments it helps :)


milfbeauty can I smell your ass?
Catnip
Posted: Thursday, October 08, 2009 8:43:09 PM

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Yes, I do...
Too bad the steamy stories end too fast.
(or maybe it''s just my glasses getting steamed)


Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 08, 2009 8:45:07 PM

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Blowboy wrote:
MilfBeauty wrote:
I been trying to make mine better each time thats why i like the comments it helps :)


milfbeauty can I smell your ass?
confused1
Catnip
Posted: Thursday, October 08, 2009 8:51:40 PM

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Indeed ALi... I wonder...

DBarclay
Posted: Friday, October 09, 2009 11:12:56 AM

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MilfBeauty wrote:
I been trying to make mine better each time thats why i like the comments it helps :)

And you have imporoved with every story ...very well done ..
Guest
Posted: Friday, October 09, 2009 1:48:40 PM

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DBarclay wrote:
MilfBeauty wrote:
I been trying to make mine better each time thats why i like the comments it helps :)

And you have imporoved with every story ...very well done ..


Wow that's high praise coming from The Sanctimonious Critic.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 11, 2009 9:43:03 AM

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Lisa wrote:
Flawless spelling and grammar gets me a bit hot and bothered.

Sadly, I'm not joking!


I have $10 for any pictures of you...looking at proper punctuation?jerk
Bunny12
Posted: Sunday, October 11, 2009 1:56:42 PM

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Nope not while reading phone sex with my special someone is so much better!!!

Bunny12


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gypsy
Posted: Tuesday, October 13, 2009 1:24:14 AM

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Charley (you not-so-subtle dog you) Whistle Why do I sense your motives for starting this thread are suspect?

Yes, spelling/grammer issues do pose a minor distraction but them the show must go on.. clapping I just wish more of then went on and on.
Charley
Posted: Tuesday, October 13, 2009 4:00:01 AM

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Gypsy, Gypsy, Gypsy, what on earth are you implying? Are you suggesting that I have some salacious motive? Could it be that you think I come to this site simply for titillation and cheap thrills? Well, okay, yes, it's mainly that, but I also have an inquiring mind! PM me anytime, so I can inquire further. Cx
billtenn
Posted: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 12:40:23 PM

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Picking up on what others have touched upon, I must say that I find it tiring, even boring, when I try to read a story that has spelling, grammatical, and especially punctuation errors. I sometimes think that the little country schools that I attended in rural America taught these things better than any school of the last 20-30 years. So many of those stories, no matter their storyline, end up being boring and only partially read by me, simply due to having so many errors.

I'm not expecting completely error-free work from everyone--I'm sure I have some errors that my proofreading didn't catch. Buy a book from a book store on story writing, in general. They would be a big help.
LightsOnFire
Posted: Saturday, October 17, 2009 1:43:12 AM

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Charley wrote:
I think it would be fair to assume that quite a few of the men that read Lush stories masturbate at the same time. But do the women do the same? If so, what in a storyline is guaranteed to get you going?


An honest answer....hell yeah I get myself going while reading LS...at this moment I have my vibrator deep in my cunt pulsing around it from a rather exciting orgasm....and as to what storyline I like...it vary's from day to day but anal, gay male, lesbian, incest.....I'm rather curious about all types of stories so I don't cut my choices short!

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AngelinaAngel
Posted: Tuesday, October 20, 2009 2:34:50 PM

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Infact, I do. Shhh
Lydia_
Posted: Tuesday, October 20, 2009 5:44:33 PM

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If a story has spelling and grammar mistakes that distract from my reading it, I stop. However, a mistake here or there doesn't stop me from bringing out the vibrator...So yes, I do.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


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