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Beans, beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot so eat you beans at every meal the more you eat the better you feel! That's the only quote I could think of LOL
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To keep it in your mind and not forget that it is not he or she or them or it that you belong to
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To live outside the law you must be honest
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"What man's mind can create, man's character can control"
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"Teaching a pig to sing wastes your time and annoys the pig"
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"A gentleman is never rude, unintentionally." - Oscar Wilde "After a good meal, one can forgive anybody, even ones own relatives." - Oscar Wilde
 http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/claudia-incarnatapart-vii.aspx
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Here are three of my favorite quotes by, Raymond Chandler "I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it." -- The Big Sleep "It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window."--Farewell, My Lovely "I never saw any of them again - except the cops. No way has yet been invented to say goodbye to them." ---The Long Goodbye Rumple Foreskin 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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That does it. I'm getting a Chandler book next. Thanks, Rumple.
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"God gave men a brain and a penis but only enough blood to operate one of them at a time."
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http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/claudia-incarnatapart-vii.aspx
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"To live content with small means, to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement rather than fashion, to be worthy, not respectable, and wealthy, not rich, to study hard, think quietly, talk gently, act frankly, to listen to stars and birds, to babes and sages, with open heart, to bear all cheerfully, do all bravely, await occasions, hurry never, in a word to let the spiritual, unbidden and unconscious, grow up through the common, this is to be my symphony."
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“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” “Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people” “We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all.” “The purpose of life, after all, is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experiences.” “Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do and damned if you don't.” ... a very wise person. 
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
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to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Three from G.K. Chesterton: "Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." "Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car." "A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author."
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"Forward, unflinching, unswerving, indomitable, till the whole task is done."
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.” Gen.George S Patton
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"You don't win a war for dying for your country, you win by making the other poor son-of-a-bitch die for his." Gen.George S Patton
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Bunny12 wrote:Beans, beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot so eat you beans at every meal the more you eat the better you feel! That's the only quote I could think of LOL this one makes my think on my grandma. 
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freefallin1309 wrote:"You don't win a war for dying for your country, you win by making the other poor son-of-a-bitch die for his." Gen.George S Patton
That's one of my favourites! Generation Kill Sergeant Major John Sixta: [stops Cpl Anthony Jacks from approaching a Female Marine] Belays that, Devil Dog! You's a squealin' like a bunch of butt-fucked Vassar bitches! Unfuck yourselves, or we gonna suffer the spectacle of a WM with a bunch of horny Devil Dogs trailin' her stern. Get yourselves squared up here. Corporal, you're inapporpriatin' your chemical filtration device by attemptin' fornications with. Jesus, do I have to tell you not to desecrate your mask with perversions?! Where the fuck are your helmets?!
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If a man does his best, what else is there?
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We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.
-George S. Patton
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
-Robin Williams
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
-Bill Cosby
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
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Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. ~ Helen Keller Wherever you go, go with all your heart. ~ Confucius
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HoneyCupcake wrote:freefallin1309 wrote:"You don't win a war for dying for your country, you win by making the other poor son-of-a-bitch die for his." Gen.George S Patton
That's one of my favourites! Generation Kill Sergeant Major John Sixta: [stops Cpl Anthony Jacks from approaching a Female Marine] Belays that, Devil Dog! You's a squealin' like a bunch of butt-fucked Vassar bitches! Unfuck yourselves, or we gonna suffer the spectacle of a WM with a bunch of horny Devil Dogs trailin' her stern. Get yourselves squared up here. Corporal, you're inapporpriatin' your chemical filtration device by attemptin' fornications with. Jesus, do I have to tell you not to desecrate your mask with perversions?! Where the fuck are your helmets?!  That is absolutley hilarious! A shame I haven't seen that movie ... "All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time" - Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC "there are not enough Chinamen in the world to stop a fully armed Marine regiment from going where ever they wont to go" - Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller
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"all paths lead nowhere,so it is important to choose a path that has heat"
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" All other things being equal choose a john with a view"
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"Walking is mans best medicine"
Hippocrates
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roccotool wrote:"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree." my poor daughter hears this one all the time!!
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I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.
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