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Rank: Forum Whore
Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,519
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
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WellMadeMale wrote:When you can find the nuggets of humor embedded in each scenario submitted. This is true.
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Forum Whore
Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,519
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
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When you've only been here five months and you've earned the rank "Queen Forum Whore" and you've got over a thousand posts...
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/30/2009
Posts: 536
Location: Caifornia
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO LUSH WHEN:
You start to read your email in the morning and all you find are x-rated
E-Cards from LUSH members and nothing from friends/family/work.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,941
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When you check lush in the morning before facebook.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/9/2009
Posts: 114
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when you log off your computer to finally get some sleep and then log on with your mobile phone in bed!
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Rank: Forum Whore
Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,519
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
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Oneline wrote:When you check lush in the morning before facebook. Yep.
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/23/2009
Posts: 274
Location: United States
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When you realize you have a bruise on your wrist where you rest your arm against your laptop while you type. 
Right there. Oh yeah baby. Right there.
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Rank: Forum Whore
Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,519
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
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Jezziebelle wrote:When you realize you have a bruise on your wrist where you rest your arm against your laptop while you type. Which doesn't help my stupid wrist very much...and why it's wrapped....
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,941
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When you're so tired at 9 pm, but you wanna keep reading the stories and you fall asleep right when you're talking to your boyfriend. Then when you wake up it's 4 in the morning and your husband heard you sleep and possibly snore on the mic. LOL
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Rank: Lollipop Girl
Joined: 11/7/2009
Posts: 1,498
Location: a corn field , United States
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your addicted to lush when you want to call into work sick just so you dont have to stop reading stories/chatting on lush.....
 *smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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Rank: Forum Whore
Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,519
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
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sexybikesassycheergirl wrote:your addicted to lush when you want to call into work sick just so you dont have to stop reading stories/chatting on lush.....  I'm sooooooo not guilty of that.... *cough*
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 1,124
Location: In my own little world., United States
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you know your addicted to lush when you know nothing on TV or in face book or myspace and have emails unanswered for weeks. and your more worried about missing lush and lush buddies when you know you will not be able to be on for days or a week while away. Oh My God I am Going to Suffer I can only Imagine what the withdrawal symptoms are going to be!!! God I wish I had a freakin lap top to take with me and to have while I will be on bed rest.I am going to miss all you lushes.
 Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,941
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you know your addicted to lush when you are on here every day, reading your lush email while at school, reading storys when your boyfreind and you just finished making out, oh yeah and when u joined in apirl and have more than 10 popular lushstories.:) hehe
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Rank: Forum Whore
Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,519
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
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Hmmmmmmm....are you admitting your addiction to Lush, Elena?
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,941
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yes lydia im admiting it i come on here every single day!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/7/2009
Posts: 396
Location: Australia
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You know you're addicted to Lush when you log on at work everyday and men find you in your office masturbating to a very hot story or chat and end up having a very hot session! 
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,941
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youre addicted when your roommate walks in asking for help and you go "not now, getting off to stories. find someone else"
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Rank: Forum Whore
Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,519
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
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collegeisawesome wrote:youre addicted when your roommate walks in asking for help and you go "not now, getting off to stories. find someone else" Yep.
Wishing you well,
LydiaPlease check out:
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Friends exploring their newly found affection in Wake Up Shower
I've also finally found the Best Cure for Boredom
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,941
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You try to grab an important document from a folder on your hard drive, and you immediately go to the folder with all your porn. 
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,941
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When you have drunk copious amounts of booze( typing well slowly) at your xmas party and your feet ache from dancing and you know you should just go to sleep but you cant resist logging onto lush and being a forum whore lol
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/22/2009
Posts: 143
Location: maryland
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when you achieve Forum Guru status at exactly one week after discovery.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,941
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rougerogue wrote:when you log off your computer to finally get some sleep and then log on with your mobile phone in bed! Lol! I totally do this with my Ipod Touch. When it's only been 4 days since you found the site, and in those days you reversed your entire sleep schedule to make time to chat! I'm gonna be screwed Monday when school starts. My name is Star, and I am Lush Addict!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 497
Location: Cincy, Ohio
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rougerogue wrote:when you log off your computer to finally get some sleep and then log on with your mobile phone in bed! lmao I do this too! Or when you wake up in the middle of the night to go pee and check lush on your phone before you lay back down
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Rank: Lollipop Girl
Joined: 11/7/2009
Posts: 1,498
Location: a corn field , United States
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how about when u get up in the morning and you just have to see whats all the new updates everyone has and your a half hour late for work
*smiles, hugs, and lollipops* NEW STORY UP PLEASE READ COMMENT AND VOTE!! THANKS!!! http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-new-beginning.aspxSassy
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 8/15/2009
Posts: 12
Location: New York, United States
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When you are presenting a new comp to clients, open your browser and it automatically return to Lush in fron of twelve curious onlookers
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 12/23/2009
Posts: 13
Location: Illinois
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When you take your laptop to bed just in case you cant sleep so you can read more stories.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,941
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The poor pug (dog) is scratching at the bathroom door and barking and you holler just 1 more
story and when u go in to put the leash on him he already went and chewed up a roll of toilet
paper as well
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Rank: Moderator at large
Joined: 1/1/2010
Posts: 2,908
Location: Dublin, Ire., Ireland
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pinkndirtyneon wrote:You're busy reading todays new stories.. you glance down to the laptop clock and realise you're 15 minutes late to pick your child up from pre-school, causing you then to tell fibs to the teachers when you claim you 'fell asleep' Oh dear!  Come on then Lushies lets hear your 'You know you're addicted to Lush when...' wait a minute...... Wait A Minute....... WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! You look like THAT, You're Still In School and You Care For A Child???????? Tell us THAT story......... With Respect...... xx SF
"I would do anything for love, including the thing Meatloaf won't do... (In fact, I sometimes insist upon it...)"xx SF
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 326,941
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Ive been here a few days and i love the place its " awesome " already met some nice people 
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Rank: Internet Sensation
Joined: 3/30/2009
Posts: 3,976
Location: Cloudy dreams., Sweden
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When you're supposed to do research on Colonialism and end up in the Lush forums...
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