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In English, Haiku is written in three lines with each line having an exact number of syllables. The first line contains five syllables, line two contains seven syllables, and line three contains five syllables. Capitalization as per norms; punctuation and indention is arbitrary - ahem. Please refrain from any and all topics which are legally taboo as we've all seen posted prohibitively yet lovingly all over our fair website. Also, no texting-type spelling, you must use words found in a Webster's Dictionary. Yep, a dictionary. Here's a few, to stoke your creativity. New moderator He evil censoring fool Well Made Male, bullshit! "Need quotation marks," Your grammar sucks big green dicks. No improvement seen... Thirteen inch penis Beer can thick stuffed in me I prefer larger! See my pretty wife Hot wet beaver spread eagle Shy is she I love. Caring Matriarch Parent, teacher, goddess, she Thunder wench can be Feeding pet is all Watch, slash, eat, just food provide Dahmer start this way? Got the hang of it? Cool...let loose the syllables of art!
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Penis taken in
An unholy communion
Feels good to be bad
While she looks around
Did I get some in her eye
Opens car door, spit
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Hah, I have a superb haiku, except the 3rd line has 7 words. As such I shall refrain from posting it.
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Wield gavel in chat Whack, whack, whack, avatar ass Come my dear sit here
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Painter: Seven words or syllables? Are we even in the same ball park? Not saying mine is the shizzle, but c'mmon, spill!!
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Well 7 single syllable words actually haha.
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The new Lush Story
left him fulfilled and empty.
Now wipe off the screen.
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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Whip it out baby
Show me who is boss with it
Break me off right now
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deeper and deeper
he splits her sex from behind
the breasts rock and swing
A second try; not necessarily connected to the first --
a salty surprise
slides in rivers of pearled heat
towards her muted smile
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Lush Stories is good, Keeps me busy all the time, Glad it's not a crime.
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I love skin on skin,
I love juices smacking loud.
Ends in one big groan.
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tongue gently stroking my hard shaft becomes aroused ready to explode
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It's a little known, in fact best forgotten, fact thet I've penned what may or may not be a haiku. To be honest, I may or may not be the author, it's been awhile. I might have done more except for a lack of any poetic sensibility and my wanting to say, "Bless you," whenever someone mentions, haiku. WARNING: approach with caution. Haiku of a Brown Thumb I have a brown thumb My plants die instead of grow Then there’s my brown toe Gardener’s shun me I’m a Kavorkian to plants Others can live, mine can’t My roses need Viagra My violets have the flu I’ve given up, have you? Rumple Foreskin 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Your roses may die Search for something else to do Please give up haiku Only kidding that was wonderful Rump...remind me not to hire you as a landscaper...
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Exakta66 wrote:Your roses may die
Search for something else to do
Please give up haiku
Only kidding that was wonderful Rump...remind me not to hire you as a landscaper... 
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Don't do that, WellMade, it'll just encourage him.  Rumple Foreskin
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Alan, that was good! He got ya Rumple...  Algol
Algol
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Hey Rump was just asking for it...posting a haiku about gardening here is like walking around with a T-shirt that says "Kick me hard"... That said...here's another haiku, just for Mr. 4skin... Drinks at Rumple's place, Put them on my tab again, Buy the house a round. Cheers, Alan. 
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Warm beer, cold women Grumpy old man tends bar there, Cheap drinks at Rumples. I'm sorry, what was that Rump about not encouraging me??? Too late...
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Writing a story.
Punctuation sure does count.
Or it shall be bounced!
Algol
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Here's one for you Al... Put a story here, At least spell the title right, Agravate the mods. I have no idea where the inspiration for that one came from... 
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Yank my panties down
You see what you want to have
Now take what is yours
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Writhing with desire
Hips are bucking up and down
Cumming on your tongue
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Your legs are parted, I see a feast before me, I'm a hungry man.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:It's a little known, in fact best forgotten, fact thet I've penned what may or may not be a haiku. To be honest, I may or may not be the author, it's been awhile. I might have done more except for a lack of any poetic sensibility and my wanting to say, "Bless you," whenever someone mentions, haiku. WARNING: approach with caution. Haiku of a Brown Thumb I have a brown thumb My plants die instead of grow Then there’s my brown toe Gardener’s shun me I’m a Kavorkian to plants Others can live, mine can’t My roses need Viagra My violets have the flu I’ve given up, have you? Rumple Foreskin Too cute!!
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Exakta66 wrote:Here's one for you Al... Put a story here, At least spell the title right, Agravate the mods. I have no idea where the inspiration for that one came from... Wow Alan, Your just all over these...
Algol
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I write perfectly First time and every time A shotgun approach
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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You fuck me and leave
I am your toy, you don't care
as long as I'm there.
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Egomaniac Shades hiding those wicked eyes Did you buy that tan
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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You know I can't lie
I can't give you anything
Lets still have our fun
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