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WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, December 09, 2009 6:25:06 AM

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In English, Haiku is written in three lines with each line having an exact number of syllables.

The first line contains five syllables, line two contains seven syllables, and line three contains five syllables.

Capitalization as per norms; punctuation and indention is arbitrary - ahem.

Please refrain from any and all topics which are legally taboo as we've all seen posted prohibitively yet lovingly all over our fair website. Also, no texting-type spelling, you must use words found in a Webster's Dictionary. Yep, a dictionary.

Here's a few, to stoke your creativity.

New moderator
He evil censoring fool
Well Made Male, bullshit!

"Need quotation marks,"
Your grammar sucks big green dicks.
No improvement seen...

Thirteen inch penis
Beer can thick stuffed in me
I prefer larger!

See my pretty wife
Hot wet beaver spread eagle
Shy is she I love.

Caring Matriarch
Parent, teacher, goddess, she
Thunder wench can be

Feeding pet is all
Watch, slash, eat, just food provide
Dahmer start this way?


Got the hang of it? Cool...let loose the syllables of art!



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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 09, 2009 8:43:41 AM

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Penis taken in
An unholy communion
Feels good to be bad

While she looks around
Did I get some in her eye
Opens car door, spit
thepainter
Posted: Wednesday, December 09, 2009 9:29:25 AM

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Hah, I have a superb haiku, except the 3rd line has 7 words. As such I shall refrain from posting it.

Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, December 09, 2009 4:34:43 PM

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Wield gavel in chat
Whack, whack, whack, avatar ass
Come my dear sit here

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 09, 2009 6:23:25 PM

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Painter: Seven words or syllables? Are we even in the same ball park? Not saying mine is the shizzle, but c'mmon, spill!!
thepainter
Posted: Thursday, December 10, 2009 6:40:21 AM

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Well 7 single syllable words actually haha.

Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
WickedShads
Posted: Wednesday, March 24, 2010 5:09:08 PM

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The new Lush Story
left him fulfilled and empty.
Now wipe off the screen.

"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
LadyX
Posted: Friday, March 26, 2010 12:30:02 PM

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Whip it out baby
Show me who is boss with it
Break me off right now
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 9:13:44 AM

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deeper and deeper
he splits her sex from behind
the breasts rock and swing

A second try; not necessarily connected to the first --

a salty surprise
slides in rivers of pearled heat
towards her muted smile
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 9:19:50 AM

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Lush Stories is good,
Keeps me busy all the time,
Glad it's not a crime.


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LadyX
Posted: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 9:28:43 AM

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I love skin on skin,
I love juices smacking loud.
Ends in one big groan.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 9:37:26 AM

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tongue gently stroking
my hard shaft becomes aroused
ready to explode


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 10:10:51 AM

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It's a little known, in fact best forgotten, fact thet I've penned what may or may not be a haiku. To be honest, I may or may not be the author, it's been awhile. I might have done more except for a lack of any poetic sensibility and my wanting to say, "Bless you," whenever someone mentions, haiku.

WARNING: approach with caution.



Haiku of a Brown Thumb

I have a brown thumb
My plants die instead of grow
Then there’s my brown toe

Gardener’s shun me
I’m a Kavorkian to plants
Others can live, mine can’t

My roses need Viagra
My violets have the flu
I’ve given up, have you?

Rumple Foreskin rr




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DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 10:30:04 AM

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Your roses may die
Search for something else to do
Please give up haiku

Only kidding that was wonderful Rump...remind me not to hire you as a landscaper...


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WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 10:54:59 AM

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Exakta66 wrote:
Your roses may die
Search for something else to do
Please give up haiku

Only kidding that was wonderful Rump...remind me not to hire you as a landscaper...


6

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 1:42:49 PM

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Don't do that, WellMade, it'll just encourage him. evil4

Rumple Foreskin rr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Algol
Posted: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 7:16:42 PM

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Alan, that was good!

He got ya Rumple...f-hihi

Algol

Algol

DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 6:02:01 AM

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Hey Rump was just asking for it...posting a haiku about gardening here is like walking around with a T-shirt that says "Kick me hard"...
That said...here's another haiku, just for Mr. 4skin...

Drinks at Rumple's place,
Put them on my tab again,
Buy the house a round.

Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5


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DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 7:05:10 AM

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Warm beer, cold women
Grumpy old man tends bar there,
Cheap drinks at Rumples.

I'm sorry, what was that Rump about not encouraging me??? Too late...


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Algol
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 7:28:30 AM

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Writing a story.
Punctuation sure does count.
Or it shall be bounced!


Algol

DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 9:03:43 AM

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Here's one for you Al...

Put a story here,
At least spell the title right,
Agravate the mods.

I have no idea where the inspiration for that one came from...laughing6


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LadyX
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 9:32:34 AM

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Yank my panties down
You see what you want to have
Now take what is yours
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 9:38:23 AM

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Writhing with desire
Hips are bucking up and down
Cumming on your tongue
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 10:08:51 AM

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Your legs are parted,
I see a feast before me,
I'm a hungry man.


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Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 10:54:51 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
It's a little known, in fact best forgotten, fact thet I've penned what may or may not be a haiku. To be honest, I may or may not be the author, it's been awhile. I might have done more except for a lack of any poetic sensibility and my wanting to say, "Bless you," whenever someone mentions, haiku.

WARNING: approach with caution.



Haiku of a Brown Thumb

I have a brown thumb
My plants die instead of grow
Then there’s my brown toe

Gardener’s shun me
I’m a Kavorkian to plants
Others can live, mine can’t

My roses need Viagra
My violets have the flu
I’ve given up, have you?

Rumple Foreskin rr





Too cute!!
Algol
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 2:40:07 PM

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Exakta66 wrote:
Here's one for you Al...

Put a story here,
At least spell the title right,
Agravate the mods.

I have no idea where the inspiration for that one came from...laughing6


Wow Alan, Your just all over these...6

Algol

WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 2:44:40 PM

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I write perfectly
First time and every time
A shotgun approach

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LadyX
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 6:17:43 PM

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You fuck me and leave
I am your toy, you don't care
as long as I'm there.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, April 02, 2010 1:51:31 AM

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Egomaniac
Shades hiding those wicked eyes
Did you buy that tan

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LadyX
Posted: Wednesday, April 07, 2010 12:54:02 AM

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You know I can't lie
I can't give you anything
Lets still have our fun
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