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trinket
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 7:34:26 AM

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GingerKitty wrote:


This bad Haiku is,
Bacon-free, terrible and,
Just freaking rotten.

On the other hand,
Trinket is gorgeous, you can't,
Disagree with me!

So, this Haiku is,
Probably really shit... Oh
Well, I'll go with it.



GREAT Haiku Andrew!!!!
It even has three verses
What a great effort!

(says me who writes crap haiku) he he

trinket
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 7:40:55 AM

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Went out for dinner,
Ate too much now I'll get fat,
Need to swim some more.

The food was so yum,
Now I'll get a big fat bum,
And a bigger tum.

Time to go swimming;
Trim that lard off with some laps,
Exercise + fun!

DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, April 18, 2013 12:40:09 AM

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Lush contest over,
Winners should be announced soon,
Where's my potato?



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MasterJonathan
Posted: Friday, April 19, 2013 7:24:02 AM

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Ok let Me have a go...

Two hearts beat as one;
One heart shared by both of them.
This is love.


Shanee108
Posted: Friday, April 19, 2013 10:45:22 AM

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Finger on breast
mouth... open
petals float
sea breeze assault
ribbon bites...
wet drips on
moon scream
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 20, 2013 10:24:29 AM

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Dizzy from your glow
All that you carry me thru
Shine on me again


Passion in your eyes
I want to hear your story
Give yourself to me


Raindrops on my skin
The lightning runs thru my veins
Thunder shakes my heart


The shadow of you
Embraces me and I'm still
Yours forever now


Fallen on my knees
Showing you all my weakness
Please don't walk away.


couplewb
trinket
Posted: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 9:49:33 AM

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 4:06:05 PM

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Jerking off to porn
I sharted a piece of corn
Thank gawd no one saw

Wearing jeans well worn
I was pretty fucking torn
Didn't break no law

Blowing my own horn
Public pocket jacking born
Cum resembled slaw




If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
trinket
Posted: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 10:27:14 AM

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trinket
Posted: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 10:38:28 AM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
Jerking off to porn
I sharted a piece of corn
Thank gawd no one saw

Wearing jeans well worn
I was pretty fucking torn
Didn't break no law

Blowing my own horn
Public pocket jacking born
Cum resembled slaw



Dear WMM,
When you die you should donate your brain to science. I'm sure they would love to find out what kind of mind thinks about "sharting a piece of corn" I had managed to restrain myself from making this suggestion on a number of occasions after reading one of your Haiku however this time I could not convince myself not to. I hope you don't mind. Research on the subject of "sharting corn" could provide invaluable information for generations to come.
Yours, Trinketxx




WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 3:08:13 PM

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trinket wrote:



Dear WMM,
When you die you should donate your brain to science. I'm sure they would love to find out what kind of mind thinks about "sharting a piece of corn" I had managed to restrain myself from making this suggestion on a number of occasions after reading one of your Haiku however this time I could not convince myself not to. I hope you don't mind. Research on the subject of "sharting corn" could provide invaluable information for generations to come.
Yours, Trinketxx




Never trust a fart
As most humans fall apart
Sneaky but not smart

Void your thoughts and your
Shell of well spent nutrients
Lobotomized

Lab rat on display
Probed while journalized
Categorical

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Mazza
Posted: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 6:03:01 PM

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You guys are so gross
I feel just a bit sicky
My stomach's churning

I am giggling though
Because you are so funny
Thank you for the laughs
trinket
Posted: Saturday, April 27, 2013 6:46:00 AM

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Chrissy123
Posted: Saturday, April 27, 2013 8:59:17 AM

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Fingering myself
While in the shower with you
Going to cum soon:)

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trinket
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 3:39:34 AM

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trinket
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 4:02:12 AM

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Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 6:15:44 AM

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Down under, in Oz,
Trinket smiles in the sunset.
Happy days are here.
trinket
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 8:28:36 AM

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 8:50:38 AM

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Everyone wants a
Taste of Trinky's honey, but
Move over, I'm first!
trinket
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 9:14:23 AM

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trinket
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 9:16:07 AM

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 9:57:21 AM

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Trinky, you are wrong,
I sneaked in and stole your
honey, yummy yum!
trinket
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 10:35:21 AM

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 11:53:55 AM

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trinket wrote:
Andrew, HOW many times have you got to be told.....

5
7
5.


like this?

five syllables first
then seven then another
five? Haiku are odd.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 04, 2013 2:56:28 PM

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Sex kitten prowls chat.
Finds only fishheads and bones.
Poor kitty meow.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, May 06, 2013 2:11:45 PM

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A certain Miss Daisy Shylass made a comment over on FB about how Lush keeps "going down"...so, I just got inspired to write this one today...

Lush keeps going down,
And not the way I would like,
Need to talk to Nic.



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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 07, 2013 12:57:14 PM

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Undressing, she stops;
Her eyes glancing into mine.
She sees my hard on.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, May 07, 2013 1:32:45 PM

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Squirted drops of spew
All over your well worn shoe
Painting I love you

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trinket
Posted: Tuesday, May 07, 2013 2:28:17 PM

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Posted: Tuesday, May 07, 2013 3:20:19 PM

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For hours did they fuck,
'til she cried "No more, no more".
And he did chuckle.
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