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This question came up in the Lounge Chatroom.
So I just had to know what you all thought!
Be honest!
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no thanks , not my thing , love women way too much!
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I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't be tempted to try it at least once...reminds me of that old joke... Q. Why does a dog lick it's balls? A. Because it can.
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Exakta66 wrote:I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't be tempted to try it at least once...reminds me of that old joke...
Q. Why does a dog lick it's balls?
A. Because it can.  Why the hell not? LMAO I guess kinda like asking if a woman would lick herself if she could ;)
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Hell to the No.There's a good reason dogs lick their dick, balls and other dogs balls and asses. It's because they're dogs.
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 Okay now that I have stopped laughing at the thought of having a guy sucking his own dick. In all reality your asking men to admit that they have 'gay' tendencies, which I am very doubtful most men would enjoy doing, I think its different for women, we are more open to things like this. But, none the less, lets hear what the boys have to say  
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Show me a guy who kicks up a fuss and says he wouldn't be curious about sucking his own dick if he could, and I'll show you a liar. Guys do what feels best...it's why there's a synthetic vagina market for masturbation, it's why body lotion sales would drop by half if every male were suddenly impotent, and it's why they'll employ prostitutes (repeat: prostitutes. they'll pay people of questionable hygiene and motives, often illegally and for considerable prices, to give them the same result they could have in the privacy of their bedrooms with their grubby hands), so of course most guys would suck themselves off if they could. It's convenient to take a hard-line stance against something that's impossible to accomplish anyway.
Vagina trumps mouth. Mouth trumps hand.
Personally, I like the fact that I can't...not only do I not have to face such a decision, but I can enjoy yet another piece of intimacy that only a woman can provide (unless you are actually homosexual or bisexual, then the whole issue Necho brought up is largely null and void).
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So the real question would be. If men could suddenly give themselves a blow job, but were under the impression that only he had this ability, would he openly admit it to his friends whom he believes dosnt have this 'wonderful' new found talent?
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Hmmmm, Well, they say that masturbation is sex with someone you love, but I don't know ????
btw. I wanted to masturbate for years before I finally did it - I just felt that I didn't deserve myself..............................
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I would. It would be great.
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WellMadeMale wrote:Hell to the No.
There's a good reason dogs lick their dick, balls and other dogs balls and asses. It's because they're dogs. hmmm you won't do it, but you expect your girl to?? hmmm interesting!!!!  fyi..I needed this sign last night 
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jerseylynn wrote:WellMadeMale wrote:Hell to the No.
There's a good reason dogs lick their dick, balls and other dogs balls and asses. It's because they're dogs. hmmm you won't do it, but you expect your girl to?? hmmm interesting!!!! fyi..I needed this sign last night If your vagina, taint and anus were hygienically clean and the proportion of waist to hips ratio was suitable, I'd spend as much time as possible tongue fucking you - probably til my neck muscles cramped up and my jaw locked in the open position and I was all out of saliva. But I don't expect any woman to suck my dick, most simply haven't been able to, anyway. Three women have given me exquisite oral pleasures, in my life's experience..and several others have attempted to do so. I'm fortunate, but not expecting. I prefer vaginal penetrative sex, Jersey. A mouth or throat cannot replace that overwhelming, all encompassing feeling...in my experience, anyway. Please don't transfer your experiences with other men over to me. And heh, you have an aversion to having a wooden tongue depressor or popsicle stick between the lips of your mouth. I have the same aversion to having a cock between my own, even my own penis. It's not homophobia, it's not self-denial. It's simply the way I'm wired. Vagina trumps hand, hand trumps mouth, female mouth beats male mouth (for me).I have tasted my own ejaculate - during a kiss with my female partner at the time - or during a repeated/ongoing cunnilingual frenzy, post-coitus...but I don't jerk my meat, cum in my palm and then sit down to enjoy licking up my odd smelling nectar, either. Any man who admits to doing so - or thinking about doing so, is admitting to his own fantasies - not anything I've ever considered. Perhaps I'm missing out, but since I've never had a dick in my mouth, or another man's ejecta - I don't know what I'm missing and I don't regret it. EOS. 
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next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
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to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Necho wrote: Okay now that I have stopped laughing at the thought of having a guy sucking his own dick. In all reality your asking men to admit that they have 'gay' tendencies, which I am very doubtful most men would enjoy doing, I think its different for women, we are more open to things like this. But, none the less, lets hear what the boys have to say Hey Necho...I don't think it has anything at all to do with gay tendencies...we are talking strictly sex with ones self, and who among us has not done that??? I don't see many hands... I have certainly never had another guy's dick in my hand...but I have to admit I touched my own...OK once or twice 
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WellMadeMale wrote:jerseylynn wrote:WellMadeMale wrote:Hell to the No.
There's a good reason dogs lick their dick, balls and other dogs balls and asses. It's because they're dogs. hmmm you won't do it, but you expect your girl to?? hmmm interesting!!!! fyi..I needed this sign last night Please don't transfer your experiences with other men over to me. And heh, you have an aversion to having a wooden tongue depressor or popsicle stick between the lips of your mouth. I have the same aversion to having a cock between my own, even my own penis. Perhaps I'm missing out, but since I've never had a dick in my mouth, or another man's ejecta - I don't know what I'm missing and I don't regret it. EOS. Wow...did somebody forget their Geritol this morning...  meow!!!! For the record Well, I don't have a problem with guys not wanting to suck their own dicks. If you can and do then good for you. If you don't and don't want to then good for you. Nothing is being transferred to you, sorry to have been in the wrong place at the wrong time. Relax and breath or something...geesh..... The whole wooden stick is a texture issue..tried it and didn't like it. Fine, I get your point. Considered it filled and forgotten... 
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you first....
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jerseylynn wrote:I don't have a problem with guys not wanting to suck their own dicks. If you can and do then good for you. If you don't and don't want to then good for you. There is no way in hell I could contort myself like this fellow...and breathe. Doesn't look all that fun, anymore, does it, guys? 
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to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Whole-heartedly: 
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Hmmmm, Does wanting to give yourself a blowjob make you gay?
I'd say no, just incredibly short sighted. 
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I would if I could... but I can't. I'd halve to fold my spine in half
That's just waaay too flexible. Is the backache afterwards really worth it? :)
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Not only would I but I'd never leave the house.
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A facinating idea.
Yes, if I could I would.
Ahhh if only.
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You bet your bloomers I would.
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Like a man with a life size doll of himself once said...
"It's not gay, it's masturbation!"
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Exakta66 wrote:Necho wrote: Okay now that I have stopped laughing at the thought of having a guy sucking his own dick. In all reality your asking men to admit that they have 'gay' tendencies, which I am very doubtful most men would enjoy doing, I think its different for women, we are more open to things like this. But, none the less, lets hear what the boys have to say Hey Necho...I don't think it has anything at all to do with gay tendencies...we are talking strictly sex with ones self, and who among us has not done that??? I don't see many hands... I have certainly never had another guy's dick in my hand...but I have to admit I touched my own...OK once or twice I never said that it was gay... What I meant is that would be the typical macho man attitude towards it...
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I wholeheartedly agree with Rocco on this one ... completely.
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I remember the title of an English comedy--'She would if she could'..Hope you can understand..eh?
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Of course! A blow job feels better than a hand job.
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Ewww! 
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I think all guys would do it if they could. If they say no, then they're probably lying. And don't worry guys. It doesn't make you "gay". That's like saying jerking off is gay because its a guy's hand holding your dick. 
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Quote:I think all guys would do it if they could. Wrong.
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