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bat
Posted: Sunday, May 20, 2012 2:51:21 PM

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flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower flower hello2 hello2 hello2 hello2 hello2 love7 love7 love7 Share the Love....<3<3

Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



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bat
Posted: Sunday, May 20, 2012 3:06:31 PM

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Hugs It's ALL your fault Rump... U made me want to sing ...LOL I hope U Enjoy it...;)Clap along

OUR CHOIR IS ON FIRE...(after all it is Sunday) Working up a thirst here.... Rump ..If you PleasePour Wine Pour Wine


Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/my-own-slow-ride.aspx

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, May 20, 2012 4:07:58 PM

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Oh, dearly beloved, I do believe the spirit is among us. If you really want to get on the sunny side, try James Brown's number in the first Blues Brothers film. Enjoyed that version of "Oh, Happy Day" but I'm still stuck on the original version by the Edwin Hawkins Singers.

The RRR Foreskin glasses8

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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
sugarbabe
Posted: Sunday, May 20, 2012 5:18:29 PM

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sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Sunday, May 20, 2012 5:22:54 PM

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sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Sunday, May 20, 2012 5:25:20 PM

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The triple R foreskin? Pour Wine Pour Wine Pint Drunk Pint Drunk evil4 evil4 drunken drunken

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, May 20, 2012 5:49:33 PM

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There's a 'cheat' I sometimes use these days when hunting a music vid clip. Googling the artist and a particular title will do the trick most of the time. I tried 'james brown Blues Brothers' and got the church scene as the number one selection. Now if I was really smart, I figure out how to copy and post the links. Maybe someday.

James Brown was an incredible talent. Only saw him in action once, but it was a performance I'll never forget.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
bat
Posted: Sunday, May 20, 2012 5:59:54 PM

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This is more like it... Shake that Tail-feather Sugar... Here We Go


Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/my-own-slow-ride.aspx

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, May 21, 2012 5:46:15 AM

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Morning, wanderers in the fields of wantoness. Today's pot of coffee was left on the bar by the caffine fairy. She seemed to expect a tip from old Rumple, you know, sort of tit for tat, so to speak, for the service so I told her to avoid Coma and Tose. After a long pause, she went away sniffing drainpipes and mumbling the alphabet. Strange kid.

Anyway, the stuff's pretty good. Give it a try.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, May 21, 2012 8:58:27 AM

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I'm wandering why I had that one last beer last night drunken
moving very s l o w right now. got to have some coffee...d'oh!
went to a front yard, then backyard party. and you can guess the rest.
I'll think up something to ease my thumping head.
coffee coffee Thanks RRR Foreskin.
Does that mean you have three rings of foreskin? evil4

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


bat
Posted: Monday, May 21, 2012 9:26:15 AM

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sunny glasses8 flower coffee coffee Hugs This ought 2 get ya going !!!!



Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/my-own-slow-ride.aspx

Guest
Posted: Monday, May 21, 2012 9:34:29 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Oh, dearly beloved, I do believe the spirit is among us. If you really want to get on the sunny side, try James Brown's number in the first Blues Brothers film. Enjoyed that version of "Oh, Happy Day" but I'm still stuck on the original version by the Edwin Hawkins Singers.

The RRR Foreskin glasses8


Here ya go Rumpster.

DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, May 21, 2012 11:03:57 AM

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Good Morning Lushers and Lushettes...hello to Miss Bat, Sugar-B, the one and only Chef, the Most Right Reverend, not to be confused with The Most Left Reverend...and whoever else I may or may not have missed...

Yeah, that's a shame about James Brown...seems like a lot of people are dying lately, but if it's any consolation I'm still here, despite any rumors or threats to the contrary...

Wasn't James Brown the first concert you saw in '66 or something to that effect Mr. Rump? I seem to recall reading something to that effect over on some fine quality blue site...

There's no bar over there on the blue site...think it has something to do with zoning laws...something about it being one of those fancy, high class respectable neighborhoods...you know, nothing but those fancy places where they want you to wear shoes and a shirt just to get service...I mean, what's that about?...that's why I come over here...

Anyway...any more of that coffee left Mr. Rump? I was hoping to work on editing a story, and I need something to keep awake, and I'm so desperate I'm willing to sacrifice life and limb by trying the coffee...

Pass me a cup...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, May 21, 2012 11:28:50 AM

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(slides cup of the caffine fairy's best over to DM) Here you go, oh, Dirty one. May it contribute to editing excellence. Only blues site I'm known to infest is Junior's Juke Joint. Highly recommended but I haven't stopped by in some time. That JB concert back in '66 wasn't actually my first, but it is the first I brag about. :)

Thanks for the wake up call, BAT. That's a fun upbeat version of the old Everly Brothers hit and very well done.

Chef, many thanks for the EH Singers. It came out around '70 and I've liked it ever since.

glasses8



Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Monday, May 21, 2012 1:00:38 PM

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You're welcome Rumple.
An Alan siting? Wow it must be slow on the Blue Site. evil4 Man, that guy is skinny. Someone throw him a sammich. Sheesh. Hi Alan! This is for you pard. Regaeman Man
Gotta love Monday, it's freakin 89 degrees here and getting hotter. But guess what? Next weekend is a three day if we can make it through this week. I'm a werkin on my pool to get it nice and clean. Time for a new bikini test run and a little fun in the sun.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, May 21, 2012 1:07:22 PM

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Hi Chef...I'll take that sammich, btw...toss it this way...

Yeah, it's like rainy and crappy over in this neck of the woods...good day to stay inside and drink if you ask me...then again, if the sun was out...well, whatever...

Anyway, be sure to post pictures and video from that new bikini test run...we like to keep informed about stuff like that you know...


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scooter
Posted: Monday, May 21, 2012 8:56:43 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Come gather round people, wherever you roam, and admit that the beer here is nothing but foam. No, wait a minute. Sorry about that. Wrong prayer book.

Be that as it may, it is time for all good, bad, and ugly Lushers to congregate here in the sanctuary of the First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers.

Dearly beloved, while Chef, BAT, and Sugar of our choir, The Amazing Graces, bring new enthusiasm to uplifting psalms with their pure, high voices and impure, even higher hems on those new micro mini choir robes , let us lift our thoughts to even higher flights, nobler deeds and prayers that Brother Scooter will make it down from that roof without getting killed or caught in a down spout.

Can I have a big, Amen?

The Right Rev. Rumple Foreskin glasses8



LOL rumpster,,
caught in a 4" down spout?

I'm at least 12"'sLiar
bat
Posted: Monday, May 21, 2012 9:28:41 PM

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3601 sunny 952-67 hello2 glasses8 flower Scooter so glad 2 see your still with us ...did ya get the balls I sent ya ? Hi Rump,glad to here U Enjoyed the singing yesterday ...What fun... Chef and DM here R some bikini's U both might like (I like the purple animal print myself)(@1:25)_....Drinks on me !!! Thank you Rump..I'll have a Long Island Iced Tea Please ...lol have to catch up

Regaeman Man Hugs Pour Wine fish toothy2

Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/my-own-slow-ride.aspx

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, May 22, 2012 5:04:59 AM

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Morning to all Kama Sutra cuties and cut-ups. The caffine fairy is still acting a bit confused after our conversation yesterday but left another pot of caffinated ambrosia. I've contributed a batch of unused but not too badly abused doughnut holes. Enjoy.

BAT, I'm just grateful you didn't come across any, One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple People Eaters. That always struck me as being a a bit kinky but probably not kinky enough for this crowd.

Scooter, glad you're back among us, but speaking as a single-digit IQ idiot, I'm thinking you just might be braggin a bit about being a twelve.:)

glasses8

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Southern_Sass
Posted: Tuesday, May 22, 2012 5:18:10 AM

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There must be different coffee faries Rumps, cos mine loves me

Mornin Yall...

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, May 22, 2012 8:54:33 AM

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Morning, Holly. (slides a cup of the house special her way)

I'm not sure, but best I can tell, the Rumplations' caffine fairy is all shook up from yesterday's first-ever exposure to the ambiance of the place and possibly the aroma of the barkeep.

As the night watch crew are prone to opine, 'Kay Sarah, Kay Sarah, what we'll be, we'll be.'

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Buz
Posted: Tuesday, May 22, 2012 9:04:29 AM

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I hope y'all have a great day!




I have written a new poem. It is called 'Long Twisty Woman.'
You can read it at: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/long-twisty-woman.aspxx
Also, if you wish, check out my co-authored a story with the wonderful DanielleX. It is called 'Focus on Sex.'
You can read it at: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/focused-on-sex-1.aspx

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 22, 2012 10:58:42 AM

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Love that Cosco coffee brandy from my favorite Georgia boy. Hey Rumple! Whazzup? I'll sit right over here by Coma and Tose and munch on a hole. You don't mind if I share it with Terrance do you? He's in my cradle of warm taking in the sights. He likes to keep eyes on things.



LadySharon
Posted: Tuesday, May 22, 2012 12:21:10 PM

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Hello, Lushites! my grades came in and I am very happy with them. Now I get to get tatted up with a provocative image (this will be my first tattoo). What shall I get, maybe Al or Scooter's name on my tits?

The Roommates Trilogy:
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Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, May 22, 2012 1:32:16 PM

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Congrats, Sharon! (opens bottle of Sams Club Select Champagne, fills brandy snifter with same and slides it over to Sharon) Here you go. Knock back a couple of these and thoughts of any tats, much less ones like you suggested, should, with luck, vanish.

Buz, you and Chef might want to hang around in case Sharon swoons. That Sam's Club bubbly has a real kick.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 22, 2012 2:27:52 PM

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Oh oh oh ! Pick me! Pick me Sharon! Have a little chefs hat put on your butt and confuse the hell out of all of them!
Seriously, congratulations for all the hard work you've put in. *raises a glass*Big Hugs 3601
DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, May 22, 2012 6:15:42 PM

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Good Evening Lush-type People...nice to hear that you passed your test there Miss Sharon...you could get Al on one, and Scooter on the other...or maybe Coma and Tose...Scooter's name's a bit long and might cost too much...

I'm actually rather impressed that you passed, really...I wanted to be a lawyer once, but found out I couldn't pass a bar...

Oh btw, speaking of bars...I have a bar joke today...


Nice to see you here Chef...btw, I could use a drink...any of that Sams Club bubbly left Reverend? Pour some in a jar and pass is over...

See ya'll later...
Cheers,
Alan.
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, May 22, 2012 6:41:30 PM

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Gonna have to start calling Alan,Mariah, on account as how he's just like, no, not Ms Carey, he's like the wind -- just comes blowing in and blows right out. Well, one winner out of two ain't that bad.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 5:47:05 AM

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Morning, to all Lush lusters and lustettes. Busty claims she was about to concoct (so to speak) another pot of her questionable coffee when she heard something in the back. Turns out the caffine ferry was trying to slip in another batch of her caffinated ambrosia. Well, they ended up sitting around, knocking off about half the coffee and having and old fashioned yak-a-thon. Busty admired the caffination fairy's semi-transparent outfit while CF kept going on about Busty's, you know, bust.

More on their gab-fest later. For now, the thing is there's still plenty CF coffee available. Enjoy.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 9:35:21 AM

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Good morning my lovely Rumple. You're sombrero is looking perky this morn.
It was 80 degrees by 10 am today. Here comes summer. I bought some peaches called baby peaches from Vero Beach Florida. Didn't know we could grow peaches here. Pretty good too. Which reminds me, I'll have a Skinny Bitch I think. That's vodka and diet coke for the bartenders info.
Alan!! Whazzup?? Here ya go Pard. Need to put some meat on those bones.



BTW, anyone see Googles home page this morn? I love the interactive ones. Moog's birthday.
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