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Good Evening My Lushketeer Friends...ah yes Miss Bat, I remember buying that Ram Jam 45 back when I was in high school actually...jeez, brings back memories...too bad I can't remember what I had for lunch... Anyway, I did remember to stop here at the bar...some things I can still remember... What does it take to get a drink in this place anyway? How about a Dirty Martini, extra dirty, the same way I like my...um, well... Pass the drink...getting thirsty over here... Cheers, Alan. 
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(slides over a Dirty Martini in a dirty martini glass to, Dirty Martini) Here you go, oh, forgetful one. Man can recall how to get in here and order folks around but not a thing about his bar tab. (sigh) Nice to know some things are constant in this fast-paced, ever-changing world, I guess.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Good morning Rump, Busty, chef, miss sassy pants, Lady S, bat, sugarbabe, buz, WMM, TopThis, vanessahearts, mazza, nicola and gav. Coma, Tose, leggy, Terrance (lucky little spider anyways) and all the rest of you beautiful people's. WellMadeMale, you sure you never worked for WMMS, home of the Buzzard, back in the 70's? Both your call letters are extremely similar. Rump, you should tell Dirty Martini a dirty joke while he sips his dirty Martini from a dirty Dirty Martini glass, all the while having dirty thoughts on his dirty little mind. I wouldn't accept his money anyways Rump, It's probably not been laundered yet. That's all the dirt I got! Have a fantastic week end.
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(reads, then re-reads Scooter's post -- shakes head in amazement that he could recall all those names -- admires his thought re: the Martini-Man -- and pours a second shot of brandy into his coffee) Greetings, Lush loungers. The Caffine Fairy must not be unionized 'cause she made another delivery this morning. Wonder how much it'd cost to keep her between Busty and the coffee pot on a regular b Hope y'all have a great three-day weekend.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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well it's been a scorching day here in the UK (don't happen very often so we make the most of it by sitting outside until we go red) Anyway after my five minutes sat outside sipping a glass or two of water  if thought i'd pop in this high class establishment to see if i could get me a beer or two whilst i wait for my newly painted nails to dry. Cheers E xx
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Welcome to this den of Lush world depravity and slime, Sisters. Got the beer coming your way. Only question is do you want it cold (US style) or store room warm (UK style)? In honor of our beloved matriarch, I'll make your first (and only) free beer here a Forster's unless you scream, curse and whimper pitifully for something else.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Welcome to this den of Lush world depravity and slime, Sisters. Got the beer coming your way. Only question is do you want it cold (US style) or store room warm (UK style)? In honor of our beloved matriarch, I'll make your first (and only) free beer here a Forster's unless you scream, curse and whimper pitifully for something else. Well i have been known to scream, curse and whimper pitifully but thats another story - in fact i'm sure one was written about it last week Cheers for the freebie E xx
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Found this and thought I'd share. 
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This made me laugh. Off for a cold one. Ta 
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Good Evening My Lush-type friends...let me start off by getting a double Dirty Martini...just, um, put it on my tab...shouldn't be a problem, I heard the new Lush eBook is moving up the charts...I'm sure I'll be getting a fat royalty check soon... In the meantime, nice to see everyone, Elaine, Scooter, The Reverend...nice friend you got there Chef... Btw, I thought I'd be nice today and bring in cup cakes...couldn't decide what flavor to get, but I thought these looked mighty tasty...hope these work for you folks...  Cheers, Alan.
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chefkathleen wrote:This made me laugh. Off for a cold one. Ta 
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Thats some funny stick chef,
I mean shit
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Morning good people. whilst your all still asleep i'd thought i would pop in to see what remains of last nights debauchery. NO cupcakes left then DM who ate them all? I know it's early but i craving for a bloody mary if thats possible. I'll pop back later to see if you've stirred after the cupcakes E xx
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Here's your bloody mary's. I brought enough for everyone. 
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Good Afternoon My Lushkin Friends...did I hear you say you brought enough bloody marys for everyone there Chef? Pass a couple my way...thanks... Yeah Elaine, a bit late on the cupcakes, I seemed to have the munchies last night for some reason... What happened to the Righteous Reverend anyway? What happened to the Sunday sermon? Don't tell me I have to get up and do the sermon...jeez...pass me another couple of drinks Chef... (Stands up in front of bar and gives sermon) "Ahem...Our dearly beloved most faithful followers of the Almighty Church of the Burning Pipe, may ya'll be forever blessed, may your drinks be big and your bar tabs small, and let's remember the Blessed Patron Saints, especially Jose, Jack and Johnny and let us also give a blessed shout out to the Patron Saint of eBook sales, may the new Lush eBook sell millions and we all get rich." Can I get an "Amen" here people? Thanks... Pass me another bloody mary Chef... Cheers, Alan.
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Got a whole truck bed full of Bloodies. Here Alan, take one for each hand. I knew you had a drinking problem. 2 hands and only 1 mouth. That is a problem.
Or 24 bottles in a case and 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? Or good planning?
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Glad to hear you have a whole truck full of Bloodies...I might get thirsty... Don't forget it is a holiday weekend, so drink responsibly and in moderation...actually, I was just looking for an excuse to post this picture... 
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Get back everyone! She's gonna blow! Er.. wait.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:(reads, then re-reads Scooter's post -- shakes head in amazement that he could recall all those names -- admires his thought re: the Martini-Man -- and pours a second shot of brandy into his coffee) Greetings, Lush loungers. The Caffine Fairy must not be unionized 'cause she made another delivery this morning. Wonder how much it'd cost to keep her between Busty and the coffee pot on a regular b Hope y'all have a great three-day weekend. You dint even see what I wrote, did ya Rump Screwter...
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This thread has always been near the top of The Pub, but I thought it should be made a sticky regardless. Not sure when I did it exactly ( ), nor if anyone noticed...there's too many posts for me to go back and check for mentions! You've made this a great place to stop by for many Rev Rumple, congratulations! (drinks on the house....except for Alan, he still owes me bar bills dating back to 2009)
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Thanks for the 'Sticky' oh, most exhausted matriarch. :) It's a mixed emotions sort of day for the Rumple-unit. Here in the States, it's Memorial Day, set aside to honor those who died serving this country. Three names on the Vietnam Wall in Washington were in my recon platoon: Tony Duty, Phillip (Sandy) Sanders and ulysses Hassel. RIP, buddies. On the other hand, back on May 28, 1972, 'Leggy' took on the thankless task of trying to housebreak me. Forty years later and she's still trying, bless her stubborn heart. Back to the usual foolishness tomorrow, honest.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Morning and bless them soldiers. I really don't understand what a sticky thread implies. I assume it's a good thing though. Come ere Rump and I'll give ya a big old sticky kiss tho
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Thank you ALL for your service .....
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My how fast people come and go around here! I hope all of you are having a good day. Remembering our troops and our soldiers for what they have given to us. Their bravery, courage and LOVE of this country will always be remembered. To the families too. They have to endure so much and live each day with hope and fear, waiting for that day their loved one returns. What is a sticky thread? Have we all spilled our drinks? or ???? under the table. I really thought I got all of that! I don't do mops and buckets any more. Do we need a housekeeper? I have the perfect maid.... 
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sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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Day is nearly done around here just popped in for swifty before beddybyes. Make it JD and Coke please.
Well goodnight to all you good folks over there and sweet dreams (Well in DM's case his life is one constant dream....)
E xx
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Thanks for the 'Sticky' oh, most exhausted matriarch. :) It's a mixed emotions sort of day for the Rumple-unit. Here in the States, it's Memorial Day, set aside to honor those who died serving this country. Three names on the Vietnam Wall in Washington were in my recon platoon: Tony Duty, Phillip (Sandy) Sanders and ulysses Hassel. RIP, buddies. On the other hand, back on May 28, 1972, 'Leggy' took on the thankless task of trying to housebreak me. Forty years later and she's still trying, bless her stubborn heart. Back to the usual foolishness tomorrow, honest. Happy Anniversary my Darling B. And to Mz. M. as well. I went to the Wall the last time I was in D.C. which was for my uncles funeral in ANC(2007). Knew a boy or two from my mom's friends that are on it and it made my eyes sweat. There's another one there that makes them sweat as well. On a lighter note, had a few of the currently serving here this week-end. That's always a wonderful thing for me. We even let an Army guy sneak in there.  Fed him and let him swim in the pool. He said Marines aren't all that bad after all. 
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