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Where's DC at, chef
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Morning, Rumplators. The Caffine Fairy dropped off another pot of prime coffee. Seems she also brought a second one with some secret ingrediant 'cause she and Busty have been hitting on it all morning and now have this pleased, relaxed look. Very suspicious. Scooter, shame on you. After Chef spent the weekend with a house full of jarheads plus one GI, you bombarb her with geography questions. Only, please tell me it was about geography and you weren't asking about David Caruso. ;) :glasses8
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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 I'm back yall!!! I had a great time camping, got a lil burned  AND I got to see my Irish fella last night in Nashville!!!!
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Glad you had a good time, Holly, but most of all, glad you're back here where you belong. 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Thank you Rumple... I sorely missed yall!!!
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scooter wrote:Where's DC at, chef It's Washington D.C. where the capital building is. And the white house. And... never mind. Here have a beer. 
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HOLLY!!! *Runs over for a hug* Glad to have you back! How was camping? How was... everything? Sit a spell and tell me all about it.
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Okay, you two break it up. Either that or, even better, include me in your public display of affection. Thanks for the coffee, Holly. There's no sign of Busty and the Caffine fairy. Heard 'em talking yesterday about doing something or other together . Now I'm locked out of the bedroom. Very puzzling.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Hope it's not in Brazil Rump,, Lord knows what goes on down there  High everybody,,,,buy the weigh  scooter out 
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Don't go pissin me off bat  Hi ya bat, thirsty tonight I see,,, well you've managed to stumble into "Rumples, stumbling fools" The best place on Lush to take your liquor on a Thursday night. Or morning
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Hey Scoochie Where ya been hidin?
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chefkathleen wrote:HOLLY!!! *Runs over for a hug* Glad to have you back! How was camping? How was... everything? Sit a spell and tell me all about it. It was good... hot and buggy Did some fishing, some hiking. Loved the air conditioning in the camper though, slept like a baby.
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Southern_Sass wrote:Hey Scoochie
Where ya been hidin? Out behind your campsite, towards the river sass. I was using Poison Ivy for camelflage though  I did see you and your peeps had a good time by all. Awesome
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Well ya shoulda cum up Poison ivy huh? Need some lotion?
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Scooter's gonna need an ocean, of calamine lotion :) All these early birds make me wonder if they're just getting started or maybe still going. Whatever the case, I need someplace to hide. Busty's on the phone with the cable TV folks. She claims the picture looks funny. I said it looked fine by me. You know, one bad thing about these e-books is the readers hurt a lot more than a paperback when they land upside your headbone. Anyway, that's why I need a hiding place. The location Busty suggested would be way too hot. Any recommendations?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Mr. Rumple come hide with me...
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it 
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jump on rump I'll roll ya away for a bit.
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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Let's Rock
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Scooter's gonna need an ocean, of calamine lotion :) All these early birds make me wonder if they're just getting started or maybe still going. Whatever the case, I need someplace to hide. Busty's on the phone with the cable TV folks. She claims the picture looks funny. I said it looked fine by me. You know, one bad thing about these e-books is the readers hurt a lot more than a paperback when they land upside your headbone. Anyway, that's why I need a hiding place. The location Busty suggested would be way too hot. Any recommendations? You could hide out in the Dumpster Hot Tub out back. I refilled it on my way in today. It was getting low.
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and rock some more
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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Southern_Sass wrote:
It was good... hot and buggy
Did some fishing, some hiking.
Loved the air conditioning in the camper though, slept like a baby.
Sounds like fun. Food and beer always taste best in the outdoors don't they?
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Good Afternoon Lushketeers...nice to see everyone here, glad you filled up the dumpster pool, though with what I'm not quite sure... Hey Scooter, that poison ivy...is that the same stuff you were bagging up and selling to the other campers? Damn, smoking that shit gave me a headache... Anyway, what does a guy have to do to get a drink in this place? Besides, of course, the obvious answer of having money and actually paying for it... Hey Reverend...I'm a little short at the moment, but I should be getting a big check soon from this here eBook thing...in fact, pour me a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser and I'll go back and check the mailbox again...should be there by now... In the meantime, pass the drink... Cheers, Alan. 
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You bet it did Chef... I had margaritas, wine and a new drink, captain Morgans spiced rum and orange crush... now that was good!!!
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Rum and orange Crush? Makes a fella a bit woozy just thinking about such a concoction. No telling what it does once inside you. Tell you what, let's try some of that on Alan. Of course, being a tad low on high-class rum and soda water, I'll just use Sam's Club rum and Nehi orange drink. Thanks for all the kind offers of sanctuary. I'm thinking a party in the dumpster hot tub might be just the ticket.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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It is actually really good. I was skeptical but tried it anyways and loved it!!! Captain now has a place in my cabinet. OMG and there is a new, well maybe not new but it is to me, Malibu called Malibu Red... It has Malibu and Tequila OMFG that with red grapefruit juice HOLY FUCK
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Rum and orange Crush? Makes a fella a bit woozy just thinking about such a concoction. No telling what it does once inside you. Tell you what, let's try some of that on Alan. Of course, being a tad low on high-class rum and soda water, I'll just use Sam's Club rum and Nehi orange drink. Thanks for all the kind offers of sanctuary. I'm thinking a party in the dumpster hot tub might be just the ticket. Sounds like a plan. I'll bring my new emerald bikini and you tell me if it fits me well. Don't slosh when you get in though, I don't want to spill my drink!
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