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LadySharon wrote:Happy freaky Friday everyone! I'm cleaning up my Facebook page and restricting a bunch of people on there, and taking down some pictures I don't want employers to see. Speaking of employers, one place called me back and didn't hire me, but is going to keep my resume on file in case a position. Chef, let's do body shots and see how much revenue we can bring into this lovely sextablishment! Okie Dokie. Where the key to that chastity belt? We need to get down and dirty. Did someone say Slippery Nipple? I love those. I love that they called you back. There's nothing worse then being left hanging while waiting for a job. Rumple, stop picking on my sentences. You know I'll never be half the writer that you are.
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(slides free drinks over to Chef and BAT) Chef, a little flattery will get you damn near anything around here. When it comes to that, the higher the pile of BS the better. BAT, it has occured to me during periods of temporary sanity, that 'Bat Out of Hell' whiskey might become your booze of choice. 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Morning good people Sorry i missed last nights festivities - never tried body shots, somehow i don't think it will catch on down my local, well not what you mean - i've seen a few body shots late at night but that's just drunken assholes trading blows with handbags Anyway as i don't drink coffee or tea please may i have a cup of hot chocolate to wake me up 
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Greetings, Sisters. (slides over large mug of hot chocolate) Care for a shot of brandy in that stuff to give it a little more, uh, character? Business has been slow the last couple of days but that seems to be the case all over Lush land. No problem. It just meas that for the time being it'll be quality customers if not quantity.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion! 
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Great song, BAT. I really love the Phil Rizzuto broadcast segment.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Good morning fellow brothers and sisters, sister, you bring a whole new meaning to the term sisters. Did you keep Rump out late hot tubing again chef? He mentioned something about the bigger the pile of BS the better, so here I am  It's been a rough week in the trench's, but worse than that, Lebron pulled another victory from his ass the other night, then the whole team teamed up to get the job done last night. The chosen one man team actually got help from his team mates  Too bad Lebron don't play football, cause I'd come outta retirement, just to have a crack at him (defensively of course). Where in the heck is Algol, we need somebody to talk golf with. I hate basketball, my two goofy brothers played that silly game. Boys play basketball, Girls play vollyball, Men wrestle..
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Hi to all the bar people - feelin a little crook today so i'll have a bottle of water, no ice or lemon.. 
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Hey Scoot. You're lookin good. Glad to say that I did keep Rump up late last night. He said he wanted to read the braille around my nipples. Something about it saying suck here in braille?  I think he might have been pulling my leg. More than usual anyway. Hey Sis! Hard days night last night? Hydrate, hydrate and then do it again. Here's a couple of Advil for ya. Where's SugarBabe? I thought I heard a rumor that she and Bat were out catting around town looking for juke joints to dance at.  Hold your hats everyone. Tomorrow is Monday.
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Dearly beloved, it's time for vespers services here at the First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers. Today, let us contemplate the power of prayer. BAT posting, 'Passion in the Dashboard Light' should remind us all that few places witnessed more prayers than the interior of teenagers cars. Males tended to pray they'd get lucky, finally. Females prayed that her Romeo would not prove to be a, Minuteman, again. And afterward they both prayed the condom breaking would not lead to preggersville. Can I have a big, Amen? (BTW, Chef's boob braille actually says,.... No, better not. But it is a blessing, trust me. ;) The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Amen Mr Rumpster,
Did ya check out those two nice little braille buttons Rump,
right there in the center of each side!
I'd say those two single braille buttons speak mountains of worldly words.
I always hold on to my hat when bat and sugarbabe are around chef.
My wallet and my jukebox quarters too..
Well, time for another week. I hope this heat subsides.
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first round here in the bar but ill take a stiff jack n coke. just one of those days.
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Morning, weekend washouts. It's Monday. Win some, lose some. At least the coffee is drinkable. Don't know where the Caffine Fairy and Busty are hiding out, but at least the CF left some of her liquid ambrosia. Welcome to this port-a-potty in the weeds along the great information highway, Sprichler. Two pieces of very sound advice: Don't reach your hand into the hot pistachio nut dispenser to get a few freebies. That's where Terrance the Tarantula sleeps and he's cranky as hell if anybody other than Chef wakes him. The other warning is pretty much common sense. But that being is short supply around here, let me warn you to NOT, I say again, NOT, sit downwind of Coma and Tose. They're the two semi-catatonic life-forms sitting over at the corner table. (slides over coffee) make yourself to home. .
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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You know what cracks me up about the coma and tose characters? I've been to bars, taverns and beer joints all over the world and they're in every single one of them in one form or another. That really makes me laugh. Probably cause it's so true.
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Hey, Hey all you rumple dumplins. Been serving up Bat out of Hell, huh? I cheated on ya all and went to a real life concert at bike week. My how things looked different. Girls dressed in Victoria Secrete matching panties and Bra. With knee high black boots. I couldn't help but smack my own face to stop from staring. Bikers and their Babes were everywhere. Mostly dressed in black leather. Tattoos, Tattoos, and More Tattoos. Bikes were amazing! Hundreds of them all parked in a perfect line to be ogled at. And something else I had never seen were girls with Hula Hoops. With LED lights. They were good too. It was dark so it was quite a show they put on. I know, I know, but I live a quiet sheltered life and I am easily entertained. I'll do a Bud today, anybody have a light?  Chef it is called the SugarShack...all ya need to enter is legs, hairy ones allowed. and We never do anything nice & easy. We do it rough. so take Terrence for a walk, he would love it.
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it 
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I just watched the video on the Archie's...Sugar Sugar no wonder I am so ....I'll go get the Thesaurus and look it up.
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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The Archies and 'Sugar, Sugar.' Ah, bubblegum music. Just one more reminder that not all vinyl tracks back then contained immortal material. :) Got a fresh bottle of 'Bat Out of Hell' whiskey for anyone wanting to end their Monday woes. Of course, truth be told, it would probably mean a really bad Tuesday, but in the immortal words of Miss Scarlett, "Tomorrow is another drunk."
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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ahuh? really I need a lite Bud.
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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Bud Lite,
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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Do not watch if under the age of.... I tried to post it elsewhere, but... shake it girl!!! Would of liked being the audience back then! He threw that chair!! chef want to dance?
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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I am sick to death of gutless, pantie waist, mealy mouth, politically correct bullshit mother fuckers. Sometimes I could scream my motherfucking ass off at the top of my lungs and I'm pretty god damned sure if I saw half the people that I'm pissed off at I'd smack them dead in their god damned motherfucking mouths!!!
Ok. Stick a fork in me. I think I'm done. Christ it's no wonder I used to use drugs.
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WOAH Chef DEEP BREATH!
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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totally a Monday.
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Something tells me Chef's sensitivity training may be wearing off. Sugar and I have just become 'friends' so I'm thinking we should go hide in a dark, sheltered corner where I can demostrate a bit of, Grade Four, Female Anatomy by Braille. It's very scientific, honest. Those last two vids are prime.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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clum, or spritchler Hi. Whats your poison?
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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sugarbabe wrote:clum, or spritchler Hi. Whats your poison? Normally I like gin but I've been on the cider tonight. I could murder a tequila shot, though. I'm game for that dance, too, if you like?
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Whole Lota shakin going on May be on my top 10 list
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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my poision of chocie would have to be something with a whiskey in it.
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Here ya go clumTikilla shot 
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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