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Whiskey? what goes with whiskey?
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I'm not a bartender but I know I good one.
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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Hi HY whats your poison?
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Mostly ice. a tasty one is whiskey, apple cider, and cinnamon. kinda fruity. but chill it and it goes great in the summer heat
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What are you havin?
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sugarbabe wrote:Here ya go clumTikilla shot  That hit the spot just right. Cheers.
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Sprichler wrote:Mostly ice. a tasty one is whiskey, apple cider, and cinnamon. kinda fruity. but chill it and it goes great in the summer heat
I'll write
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I'm not sure quite what you mean by that. Care to elaborate?
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well for now Whole lotta shaken goin on
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RumpleForeskin wrote: ... Males tended to pray they'd get lucky, finally. Females prayed that her Romeo would not prove to be a, Minuteman, again. And afterward they both prayed the condom breaking would not lead to preggersville....
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The_Young_Swell wrote:
Young Swell, your a swell of a fella. Got any whisky!
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Good Evening My Lushketeer friends...damn, this place be getting crowded lately with new faces...we giving something away here, or what? Whose turn is it to buy drinks anyway? And don't anyone look at me, I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention...Hey Scooter, you look like a man with money...help a poor guy out...and don't ask which way I came in either... Jeez, as you all know, or will shortly, I have a book coming out...you'd think writing stories and stuff would be the hard part...and then the publisher asks for stuff like a Preface, Acknowledgements, Author Bio, Dedications...jeez, no wonder why writers have a reputation for drinking, this publishing stuff'll certainly drive you to it... Speaking of getting driven to drink...I walked here, but if someone be kind enough to slide a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser this way, I'd surely appreciate it... Cheers, Alan. 
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Morning to all Rumplation revealers (no, pedants, that wasn't a misspelling and, no, pedant doesn't have anything to do with, uh, you know, that otherstuff, you know like at Penn State) Welcome to this cultural oasis in the internet wilderness, Swell. Two pieces of advice: Never give Dirty Martini anything other than the time of day, and the bartender is less obnoxious if tipped with real money. Speaking of the Dirty one, mega-congrats on the new book, Alan. Just proves that luck and BS can overcome lack of talent, laziness, and many other negative attributes. (Who me, jealous? Never!) :) 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Good Morning there Lush-type people..."cultural oasis" eh Rump? I guess that's a relative term...yeah, Swell not sure if anyone here has ever given me anything other than the time of day, and as for that advice about the bartender being less obnoxious if tipped with real money...well, let's just say that theory has yet to be proven... Thanks on the congrats there Rump, and it's something to keep me busy, and hopefully out of trouble for the next few days at least... Anyone here attempt to make anything that may or may not resemble coffee? I was hoping to find something to keep me awake this morning...and I can't afford that stuff Mr. Scooter sells, so I figured I'd try the coffee in this joint... Let me know if something brews... Cheers, Alan.
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(slides over mug of the Caffine Fairy's finest brew) Here you go, DM. Yeah, I knew that tipping the bartender bit was a speculative shot-in-the-dark but figured it might register with a newbie. I don't envy you all the prep and pr crap. Maybe you can book some stops at all-girl schools and prisons for your book tour. :)
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Good Day to all of you. I hope we didn't mess up the place too much rumple, We were just shakin it up. spilled a few drinks and my legs are sore, haven't danced so much in years! I'll take a hot cup of Joe.   here's a tip for the jar.
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Hey there Sugar-B...did you see that Reverend? Sugar-B just threw two whole cents in the tip jar...I was going to say that about doubled your income in this place for the year, but I think she might have reached in and took a nickel out...shame on whoever might have left that much money lying around this joint... Oh well...anymore coffee left?
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HEY Dirty, I spent all my quarters in that darn jukebox. He's probably soaking his weary ears outback in the hot tub. He hides out there sometimes ya know. Here I'll pore ya one this time.
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(hits side of head, dislodging hot tub water, ear wax, a pencil eraser and a long-lost ear bud) Uh, did someone say something about tips?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Tthe talk about tips (a four-letter word around here) must have driven all the customers into hiding and then blown all the circuits at Lush. Either that or everyone watched the first game of the NBA finals which I really doubt. No biggie. GOOD MORNING, Lushland! There's plenty of Caffine Fairy's finest brew (coffee-that is) so no pushing or shoving please. At no additional charge, you'll notice a plate of doughnut holes. Don't get me wrong, noticing them is free. Customers wishing to partake should be aware they're priced at a very resonable, five-cents a throw. (NOTE: the ones suitable for both throwing and eating are priced at, ten-cents) Enjoy. :glasses8
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Good Morning all, Doughnut holes. I wonder when and who thought that up. I'll take 25cents worth. The next person that walks in I'll try and make it in their cup of Joe. "Get in the hole" speaking of holes, the US Open starts tomorrow. We'll being hearing that saying for the next 4 days. Here's to all the holes in one!
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Good morning all! My third installment of the Roommates trilogy is almost ready to go, just have to add in the sex and it will be posted on this fine site. I'm revamping my author's blog under my pseudonym and learning more about marketing myself and my stories and poems. I came to read the steamy MMF threesome stories to get some ideas on how to write the scene. I may need an endless supply of strawberry daiquiris to get me going.
The Roommates Trilogy: Roommates with BenefitsRoommates with Benefits: Snowed In Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
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Sugar, thinking about the golf cliche' you mentiond -- once upon a time, there was a female-type person coaching a local college's women's basketball team. When talking about her team's play, her pet cliche' was, "You gotta stick it in the hole." It always cracked me up but then I'm more than just a tad twisted. Sharon, best of luck on your project. I'd suggest one of my nnf stories but after checking realized there was only one and it's the lowest scoring of all my insults to good taste and the English language (sigh) :glasses8.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Sugar, thinking about the golf cliche' you mentiond -- once upon a time, there was a female-type person coaching a local college's women's basketball team. When talking about her team's play, her pet cliche' was, "You gotta stick it in the hole." It always cracked me up but then I'm more than just a tad twisted.
Sharon, best of luck on your project. I'd suggest one of my nnf stories but after checking realized there was only one and it's the lowest scoring of all my insults to good taste and the English language (sigh)
:glasses8.
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Morning, Lushers and Lushettes. There's plenty of Caffine Fairy coffee and, I's sure to everyone's surprise, most of yesterdays's doughnut holes. After an extra day of aging, all of them are now classified as being 'throwable quality' and priced a five-cents a throw. Scooter, glad something I wrote made you laugh. Most of the time, I can count on that reaction only when folks meet me in person.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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aww rumple, I thought you were gonna say when she lifted up your small sombrero!   
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Sugar, I get about the same reaction no matter which sombrerro is lifted. (sigh) Something tells me this should be a Pina Colado151 afternoon. Any takers?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Good Evening to y'all Still on the water, large glass, no ice or lemon  Been a sick little bunny for the last few days... Hope to be back fully loaded by the weekend... Here is a tune that caught my ear hope you like. E xx
Coming soon..... Elizabeth Middleton
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