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Why are all the bars empty on Thursday nights? Surely other people work weekends too!
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Good Evening Fine People of Lush...and Rumples patrons as well...ah yes, we have a naughty nurse here...reminds me I'm due for a check-up...and Elaine, sorry to hear you're not feeling good, but I'm sure you'll be better...have some of Busty's coffee in the morning here, you know that old saying "What don't kill you only makes you stronger"... Anyway...any more of that 151 Pina stuff left there Rump? I could use a tall glass or three... Pass something down here, a bit thirsty... Cheers, Alan. 
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Good morning sisters, naughtynurse, bat, sugar, and DirtyMartini. Your a sight for sore eyes DM, but you also have the perfect face for radio. I hear you've been writing lately, and doing a fine job at that  If you need an editor, I'm not doing much these days. I could probably squeeze you in. naughtynurse, nice to see you, and welcome to the only bar in Lushville were the size of your small sombrero just don't matter  How do you keep that thing (sombrero) on Rump, when you get up and walk around! You must use something all sticky,,,I suppose.. Well, me personally; I miss my chefkathleen, an Holly, an LadyS, an nicola, an Algol, an my MTV  I do have a hole in my bucket dear Rumpster, can I barrow a doughnut hole to fix it
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Hey, Hey all you lushkin bumpkins, Leave Rumple be Scooter, he's making good use of all the doughnut holes and the *sicky stuff*. I'll take a few more to throw at Coma and Tose. Just for the fun of it. 
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it 
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Anyway...any more of that 151 Pina stuff left there Rump? I could use a tall glass or three... Pass something down here, a bit thirsty... Cheers, Alan. [/quote] Rumple in all your days have you ever heard of Pina stuff?    
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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Hey Scooter.... I remembered ah ah  you asked for it~~
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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(pushes the plate with the remaining doughnut holes over to Scooter) Here you go. Hope they assuage your affliction or, with luck, maybe even help. It's Friday morning, Rumplators. Time to let go of weekday frivoloties to focus on hard core weekend partying. To get things cranking, there's plenty of Busty's coffee. Seems the Caffine Fairy has whatever ails, Sisters. Hmmmm,very interesting. However, don't worry about the quality of today's brew. Just dump in enough brandy, Bailey's or bourbon and it'll taste great. DM, did someone give you a bourbon chaser to wash down those tall glasses of pina colada with the double-shots of 151 rum? Only reason I'm asking is a couple bottles of 'Bat Out of Hell' whiskey seem to be missing. 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Hello! I decided to not move my author blog onto another page. I decided to keep it where it is instead. A fellow writer friend of mine dropped by and left a few words on there to promote her latest eBook. *Shameless plug: If you know of any other writers who would like to join me on my blog, have them send me a message on here.* I got another job offer last night, so I'm going to meet up with someone early tomorrow morning to talk over the details of the position as Mass Communications Operator. I hope I get it. I finally decided to join in on the competition. Can you go any higher than the President of the USA? It's time to celebrate. Is Al or Scooter around?
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Columbus Day RegattaSouth Florida... Bat... You are invited....
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Sugar, I get about the same reaction no matter which sombrerro is lifted. (sigh) Something tells me this should be a Pina Colado151 afternoon. Any takers? Maybee a straight tequila night
Thats Bi-Bi from me
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It's still friday night... I'll do a fill on wine. 
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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Hey Sugar Pie.......Love the enedote 
Thats Bi-Bi from me
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For those keeping score, it's Saturday morning here in the states. Pet, I've no idea what the time or day is down your way but the drinking lava lamp is always on around here, so once you recover from your first night at Rumplations, have another drink and join in the debauchery. Oh, yeah, there's still plenty of Busty's coffee left over from yesterday. Come on now, it won't hurt, much, honest.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Good morning Rumplelators of all sorts, size, shape and colors. All this talk about barge parties makes me wanna move Rumpsters Dumpster out front, add some fresh blue water to it, mix in a few bubbles ( like Bambi and that other blond girl) and have a go!  Last one in's gotta remove their small sombrero 
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Good Afternoon Lush-type people...and yeah, looks like it's afternoon here...wherever here is, still trying to figure that out at the moment... Hey Reverend...I'll take some of that fine recycled coffee if there is any left...and that's brilliant idea putting it in a can by the window to heat it up btw... Hey Scooter...what you do, turn the beer cooler into a private hot tub? And where you get the clean water from...have it imported? No matter... Looks like we're getting some new faces in here...hey, as long as they don't carry badges and have warrants, it don't bother me... Cheers, Alan.
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Oh, where have all the ladies gone? With nobody around 'cept for Scooter, DM, Coma, Tose, Terrance and your humble barkeep, the testosterone/estrogen ratio has gotten way out of whack. As the boy ghost said to the girl ghost: Another Saturday night and I ain't got no body. (rim shot ) Got a million of 'em.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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I need just a little some thing to help me go to sleep, but I cant wake up hung over. I've got another 16 hrs to pull through tomorrow! But, you know that nurses are a thirsty lot. We learn to drink to survive the stress of nursing school and by the time we are passed the NCLEX, we are pros!
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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 Yep still i'll i'm afraid, its been 10 days since i touched anything (and i mean anything)- thinking of joining the temperance league. I would luv a cup of your delicious hot chocolate whilst i listen to the following
Coming soon..... Elizabeth Middleton
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
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Morning, dearly beloved. Let us open the doors to the First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers to all who come seeking an uplifting experience, so to speak. While Sister Sisters pounds away on the old upright piano, feel free to mingle among the faithful, sharing fellowship and looking for a pew with no splinters. Those failing in the latter are advised to seek out the services of Sister Naughty Nurse. Those into alternative medicine are warned that Brother Scooter is our only self-ordained minister when it comes to the laying on of hands. Just a few announcements: The world Peace group will not be meeting this week due to the "Time Out' Sister Chef insisted on after a fight broke out at the last meeting. Later today, Terrance will try, once again, to demonstrate walking on water out at the church's hot tub and baptisimal font. And finallySisters Sugar and BAT asked me to remind everyone that the 'Getting To Know You' group will be hosting its weekly strip bingo this Thursday in the fellowship hall. They promise padded seats will be available for all. Looks like we've run out of time. Just let me leave you with the thought that 'love' is a goodness and what the world, especially members of this congregation, need now. So spread some around, already. Can I have a big, AMEN? The Right Rev. Rumple Foreskin
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Amen Mr Revern Rumple, My favorite part of showing up late around here is; Waiting for the pews fill up, but just before they do, I come along and ask everyone to slide down a wee bit, and they all get splinters. I then offer to remove all splinters for the girls. It's an old indian trick I learned back in Cub Scouts. Where did all the lovely ladies go, I'm looking to spred some love around,,, 
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Bat has a way of stirring the pot to induce awesome memories so while we celebrate Sunday the right way...
I remembered that James Taylor also recorded 'Getting to Know You",
Hmmm... James Taylor well what about ....
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scooter wrote:Good morning Rumplelators of all sorts, size, shape and colors. All this talk about barge parties makes me wanna move Rumpsters Dumpster out front, add some fresh blue water to it, mix in a few bubbles ( like Bambi and that other blond girl) and have a go! Last one in's gotta remove their small sombrero Love this pic Scootie Scoot. There's just enough room to do whatever.
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Good Evening Lushers and Lushettes...that was a lovely sermon there Reverend...makes me think that this group here isn't enough, perhaps we need...ahem, a splinter group... Anyway...nice to see you Miss Holly...lovely friends you have in that video Miss Bat, if they need a pole to practice on, tell them to call me and I'm more than sure we can arrange something...Miss Elaine, hope you're feeling better soon, don't know how you caught what you caught...but it should be curable, unless perhaps you may have touched something in the bathroom...if you don't feel better soon, I'm sure Dr. Scooter can prescribe something...and Chef, yeah that converted cooler Scooter is trying to pass off as a hot tub is just big enough for...whatever... So, that said...what it take to get a drink in this here place? Something with a drinkability quotient in the positive range would be preferred, though right now I'd take just about anything with alcohol... Pass a bottle of something this way... Cheers, Alan.
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So, that said...what it take to get a drink in this here place? Money!!! DM, got any? I'll buy this round... or 2
sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it
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