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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 11:18:56 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
(slides over a double Long Island Tea) Here you go, Sugar. Many thanks. I know your heart's in the right place, it's the gray matter that worries me just a bit. Still, let me say with no fear of contradiction that your suggested pen name is one of the best received so far.;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

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FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 1:46:46 PM

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Location: Ohio
Hey FtLMale,
I can forgive you for being from south Florida, But I gotta think about being a Miami Heat fan.
I mean they did buy their championship after all. But teams have been doing that for years.
My youngest son wrestled Lebron's best friend his senior year ( best match I've ever seen )
Anyhow, Lebron was at the tournament, and after the match the dude introduced Brandon to Lebron. I Know many people that have met Lebron or know him, and they all say he's a hell of a nice guy.
My problem is; anybody that good, that blames his team mates for his lack of a championship ring
needs his ass beat.
Lebron had many chance's to win the big games, but chose to choke instead.
He even helped lose the first gold medal in US Olympic basketball history.
And he calls himself the King?
In my opinion, a good ball player forms himself around the rest of the team and then they call it
team work.
Well, since you played that fine Beatles song, I will forgive you on both charges

How about "Gunner" Rump or 1stgunner
DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 2:10:23 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

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Good afternoon Lushketeers...that double Long Island Ice tea looks good there Reverend, what are the chances of me getting one of those? Or shouldn't I ask...hope I don't have to be from Long Island...

It may not be Florida, but it has been damn hot around here lately...I was going to get an ice cream earlier, but it ain't looking good at the moment...


Anyway, just stopped by to bum a drink...hope all is well...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5


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bat
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 2:26:14 PM

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Joined: 3/18/2012
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Location: Teleporting anywhere I would like
Regaeman Man Hugs Pour Wine Hello y'all wave I'll have one of those Long Island ice teas PLEASE...
and just so ya know Scooter , Lebron sucks and this is what I think about your Heat .....

I'm Really gonna need that drink NOW... LOL GO BUCKS 3601 952-67
Have a GR8 week-end sunny violent3

I have some Ice Cream for ya DM..mmmmmm

Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/my-own-slow-ride.aspx

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 3:07:51 PM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Three Long Island Teas coming up. There's a whiskey chaser for DM who no doubt needs the solace after setting up a Facebook page for the Lush anthology..

Scooter, I like, Gunner. Has a nice, macho ring. Unfortunately, at my age, Grunter, would be more appropriate.

BAT, you need to stop bottling up all that 'Heat'edhostility. Let it all hang out.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
sugarbabe
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 4:14:27 PM

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Location: northeast, United States
As I was surfing the net here are a few things that came to mind mr. rumple.

Smooth Hawk
White Hawk
Hawk's Beard
Sir Mugwort
Sir Thorn Apple
Sir Cognac
Mr. Speedwell
Hairy Tare


hahahh!!! and that was just in 20 mins.

I'll take another Long Island Iced Tea...please evil4

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Dirty_D
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 5:05:40 PM

Rank: Head Nurse

Joined: 4/15/2011
Posts: 7,078
Location: Soaking up the sun, United States
Spent the day mowing the grass down here in FL, hook me up with a Long island Iced tea also please !

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 7:27:50 PM

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Posts: 2,892
Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Another round of Long Island's best coming up. Sugar, your efforts continue to amaze me. Many thanks.

Naughty Nurse, just finished your contest entry. It more than earned my five vote.. Wish there'd been places like that back in my day. All we had then was love-ins, mini-skirts, streaking, discos, and the sexual revolution, but we did our best to make do.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 8:01:50 PM

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Hay, that's a good one Rump.

You could do something like; TheHappyGrunter, RumpleGruntskin, GruntsAreUs or SirGruntsAlot.
These are just a few.

DM, how you doing old buddy?
I warned you about letting naughtynurse get to close to all that cold ice cream evil4
Or maybe it was chefKathleen that melted all that stuff.

Since your already mixing Rump, A long Island iced tea sounds awesome.
Hey, there you go; LongIsland, or Slowscrew, FuzzyNaval, SexOnTheBeach, CaptainMorgan or my personal favorite; 6Pack

Anyways, it's Friday night, and I got all intentions to enjoy.

CheersPint Drunk
The_Young_Swell
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 9:23:01 PM

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Location: Canada
Okay, guys, don't watch this tonight, but you might consider keeping it handy for first thing tomorrow.



Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, June 23, 2012 9:40:12 AM

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Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 2,892
Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Morning, weekend wantons. There's plenty of Busty's coffee left over from yesterday. Unfortunately, all the brandy, whiskey and Bailey's has been used up. The only thing left to ease the taste of Busty's brew is rum. Sorry, Scooter, it's not exactly Cap't Morgan, more like, Very Ordinary Seaperson Dumbrowski.

Welcome to Rumplations, Mr. Swell. Here's some tips to make your experience here, if not enjoyable, at least a bit less unendurable.

Busty is mySeeing Eye Trollop. Approach her coffee with extreme caution.
Coma and Tose are the two derelict, degenerate drunks sitting over at the corner table. Do not, I say again, NOT, sit downwind of them
The fuzzy, eight-legged life-form in the hot nuts machine is, Terrance the Tarantula. Grabbing a handful of 'free' nuts is not recommended. (hint, hint)
Services are held on Sundays, though rather spasmodically, by the Right Rev Rumple Foreskin. The sermons are crap, but the choir, 'The Amazing Graces' are a heavenly blessing, especially when loosely garbed in their sheer minirobes.

Other than that, you're on your own.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Saturday, June 23, 2012 12:39:30 PM

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Lfunny ,,Dumbrowski

But your not Polish Rump

Hi SwellsAlot,

Everything Rump says is true, or at least I'm pretty sure of d'oh!

Other than the part about; the service's are crap, that parts 100% bull.

Have a great weekend everybody, and see you all at service tomorrow~

scooterPint Drunk
The_Young_Swell
Posted: Saturday, June 23, 2012 3:38:15 PM

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Location: Canada
I prefer Captain Morgan Deluxe, but have been known to drink anything, including – in my wild berserker youth – a form of brandy which I believe was manufactured exclusively for the cleaning of boots, or possibly leaching feces and urine from horses’ hooves.

Nothing to be concerned about, and besides, my walking stick is hollow. It can and does function as an emergency flask.

Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 23, 2012 4:40:47 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 530,465
Tropical storm Debbie is on the way. Nice! I'll have something cold and wet Rump. Thank you.
Anyone seen Algol? What, did he get famous and forget his friends? Or I'll bet a woman has something to do with it. It usually does doesn't it?
Hey Scootie Scoot! Cheers! Welcome Swell. We're glad you're here.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, June 23, 2012 6:15:15 PM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
Evening, Chef. I bet every headline writer in the southeast is hoping against hope that 'cane comes ashore around Daytona Beach. Then they can all proclaim, "Debbie Does Daytona". Headline writers live for those moments.

It would be nice to have Al among us again. But I was out of pocket for several months and then, not unlike a bad fish taco, I came back. So it goes.

With all the orders for Long Island Tea, the supply of Idaho's Best Vodka is running low. Might have to switch to EverClear instead or, maybe, moonshine. Any takers?

glasses8



Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
sugarbabe
Posted: Saturday, June 23, 2012 6:22:46 PM

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Moonshine...
I'll have to call my friend that drives for Tijuana Taxi service.
But hey, let em' slide. *Takes a big deep breath and down the hatch he blows,*
I meant she goes!!
Pint Drunk

Debbie Does Daytona!!!


toothy2

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Dirty_D
Posted: Saturday, June 23, 2012 8:40:43 PM

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I'll take the everclear please.

Thank you RF for all your kind words!!

Scooter, I Love ice cream in a way that's probably unhealthy!


bat
Posted: Saturday, June 23, 2012 10:47:59 PM

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Hey, Rump I"ll take some of that moonshine....Please - Scooter has some good "moonshine" stories LOL... Well I came to Rock the house ...So let's get this party started Pour Wine Hugs Regaeman Man



Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/my-own-slow-ride.aspx

bat
Posted: Saturday, June 23, 2012 10:51:26 PM

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This ones for you Sugarbabe...Shake it up.....Hugs Pour Wine


Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/my-own-slow-ride.aspx

scooter
Posted: Sunday, June 24, 2012 7:50:30 AM

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Well then here you go naughtyN,
One vanilla & strawberry cone sprayed down with everclear, but your gonna have to hurry..




Whats cookin chef! Did Terrence ever wake up after cleaning up DirtyMartini's mess the other night?

Rump, if Debbie does do Daytona, I'd like to be there to see it!
I'll grab Al and our surf boards and gulf clubs and be right down.
chef already said; we can stay with her.

I need a good sermon before departure tho
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, June 24, 2012 9:06:46 AM

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Dearly beloved, gather 'round wherever you've been roaming for the doors of the First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers are flung open and services are about to commence in the sanctuary.

Our choir, 'The Amazing Graces' are wearing their white, mini-choir robes today in honor of Sister Naughty Nurse who, unbeknownst to her, has agreed to do asolo chorus during the choir's rendition of 'Love Lifted Me.' The entire choir: Sisters Sharon, Chef, BAT, Sugar, Sisters, and Holly will then join her in a medley of, no-doubt, uplifting psalms.

Yes, dearly beloved, it is time for fellowshit, sistership and rejoicing unto the serenity of the stroke. Let me ask if you've ever considered, TIME. Backwards, it spells, EMIT. Don't know what that has to do with the price of communion wine, but who are we to question such divine mysteries?Just think, dearly beloved, it it weren't for time, there'd be no 'Minute Men' which, I'm told, many ladies would consider a blessing.

Can I have a big, Amen?

On your way out, today, you'll find Brother Scooter , collection plate in hand, guarding the exit. Cheerful givers will get quick egress, while Generous givers will get an immediate exit visa.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
The_Young_Swell
Posted: Sunday, June 24, 2012 1:40:20 PM

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Great Sermon, Rev!

By the way, I poured about half an inch of Captain Morgan Deluxe from my cane flask into the empty collection plate and set it down on the floor. Absolutely no one obstructed me when I left early, before the last “Amen” had died away.

Hey, I have a crappy car and need a good head start on the traffic toward the beach.





You'd be amazed at all the things I uncover there, buried in the sand.

Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 24, 2012 4:52:03 PM

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Dirty_D
Posted: Sunday, June 24, 2012 10:02:36 PM

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It has poured down rain for 17 hrs straight here. Got any hot soup on?

I actually just got home from work. It has rained so much today that there is standing water on 75 & broken down on the side of the road was neither a car or truck, but rather a boat!!(true!)

This is how Debbie does Gainesville!

DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, June 24, 2012 10:45:06 PM

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Good Evening my fellow drunken Lush-type people...so, you're in Gainseville Naughty-N? I know the guy who owns Gainesville Violins, if that means anything, though probably not...

Sorry to hear you had so much rain down there...we could use a bit up here to cool things off...

That was indeed a lovely sermon there Reverend, and speaking of the price of communion wine, it's about time you broke down and bought some more because once again we seem to be out of it...I just woke up, looked around the room, and all I see is empty bottles yet again...please take care of this matter ASAP...thanks...

Anyway, speaking of drinking, a popular topic around here I might add...what might be the chances a guy might get a beverage around here? A double Dirty Martini should do for now...

Cheers,
Alan.
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scooter
Posted: Monday, June 25, 2012 1:52:15 AM

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A big Amen Rumple


Donate now everybody,
before it's too late
Regaeman Man
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, June 25, 2012 5:47:27 AM

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Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
"I just woke up, looked around the room, and all I see is empty bottles yet again...please take care of this matter." --Dirty Martini--

No problem, old son. Scooter would you and Young Swell mind putting DM back to sleep? Many thanks.

Morning, ye lacivious lads and lad-ies of Lush. The Caffine Fairy has drop off an emergency relief shipment of her ambrosia to help counter the effects of a weekend spent with Busty's coffee. Enjoy.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Monday, June 25, 2012 10:57:35 AM

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hello my favorite barflies. it's a cool day today, and the heat is expected to return with triple digit daiquiemps. looks like I'll never get that strawberry daiquiri, so i'll go for rump's moonshine special.

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scooter
Posted: Monday, June 25, 2012 10:59:37 AM

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I got this one, one young swell of a fella,

The best way I know how to put DirtyMartini to sleep is to
sit down next to him and tell him a few of my stories.
So far, it's worked every time


Regaeman Man
scooter
Posted: Monday, June 25, 2012 11:05:31 AM

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LadySharon wrote:
hello my favorite barflies. it's a cool day today, and the heat is expected to return with triple digit daiquiemps. looks like I'll never get that strawberry daiquiri, so i'll go for rump's moonshine special.


Hey LadyS,

Did you say triple digit Daiquiris, or Strawberry daiquiemps?
Yeah Rump, hook Sharon and me up with a couple of Strawberry Daiquiemps
and get yourself whatever you'd like evil4
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