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Scooter, why is it I don't believe Sisters has been particularly comforted by your no doubt well intended suggestion that she join you? And maybe it's just me, but the concept of Alan as some sort of Mr. Clean on steroids, well, it's kind of hard to conceive, if you know what I mean. (puts a tall glass of ice tea in front of Sisters) Here you go, puny. Care for a slice of lemon or maybe a sprig of mint with your tea? 
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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I think you might be right there Rump. sisters was working her way down here, right up until I pulled that bit about DirtyM working for Mr Clean. Well, the effects of those Kraut taco's has all butt left me now  just in time for nicola's birthday party.. 
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Good Afternoon for that is what it is... the drugs seem to be working!! (Shush don't tell DM or he'll be round my gaff faster than a whippet up a drainpipe)
So where has everyone been recently? Surely not all sick (gosh i hope i haven't passed on all my germs)
Still can't drink though - so i would like today a cranberry juice, and no ice.
Thanks
E xx
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Morning, gambolers in the green grass of the elysian fields of Lush. With business down just a tad, the new Rumplations accountant, I. Fleeceum Ubet, says expenses need to come down. So with the Caffine Fairy and Busty both out of pocket doing something, somewhere, those wanting coffee are invited to use the official Rumplations hot plate to make your own. This way, if it's not the way you like it, at least it will be the way you made it. Please note: pot, water, real sugar, fake sugar, fake cream, spoons, flimsy paper cups, and a big jar of, Java Junkies Jolt instant coffee are available for a nominal charge. Please note2: this cut in service and imposition of fees has been done, of course, so we can better serve our customers, honest.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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sisters wrote:Thanks for the free water RF but the moment i need a cold drink as i now have Tonsillitis... i know i'm a walking germ at the moment. Maybe if i went down Scooters end of the bar the little critters might just leave and go annoy some other poor sod  Make sure you are drinking plenty of fluids. At least, you are in the right place for that. Come over sit, by me. I'm not afraid you your germs! Work here is kinda done for the week(the joys of working weekends: 5 days off!) Hey Barkeep, Hook me up with some thing cold & wet! *Of course, if all goes well after my interview last week, and it seemed to, I'll soon have a second job to pick up a few weeknight hours.*
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Morning, NN. Would you rather have a Mimosa (OJ is good for you) a bloody mary (so is tomato juice) or maybe iced coffee with a wake-up shot of brandy? Here's hoping for the best, interview-wise. It's a little known fact that, Leggy, my RL wife-unit is a psych nurse, andnd it's true we met in a VA hospital where I was a patient and she had a summer job, but we did not, I say again, not meet on the hospital's psych ward, honest.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Ill take the iced brandied coffee please, that sounds good this morning. Thank you! Pysche nurses are special people. I work mostly with geriatrics.
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Good afternoon good folks! I'm bored as 2 shits...mind if I crash this little party?
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Hello all, I was extended a warm welcome to this reputable establishment by the man who needs to large hats to cover his modesty! So, here I am - I'm new on Lush!
If nothing else, read my stories - seeing more views massages my ego!
All the best, SDIMDM
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Welcome! Miss slippery, I too am kinda bored today. Come seat by me; I have jellybeans :)
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Good Afternoon Lushketeers...I see a lot of talk about germs, jellybeans, the effects of kraut tacos...the usual stuff... Not to mention of couple of newbies who casually wandered in...poor innocents that they be... Hey Reverend...I just have to mention that I think that "make your own coffee" idea is an absolute stroke of genius...it would probably be better though if that hot plate actually worked...just sayin' In fact, I think it's such a brilliant idea, we should extend it a bit further...so, pass me a bottle of vodka and a glass and I'll make my own martini... Cheers, Alan. 
 You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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naughtynurse wrote:
Make sure you are drinking plenty of fluids. At least, you are in the right place for that. Come over sit, by me. I'm not afraid you your germs! Work here is kinda done for the week(the joys of working weekends: 5 days off!) Hey Barkeep, Hook me up with some thing cold & wet!
*Of course, if all goes well after my interview last week, and it seemed to, I'll soon have a second job to pick up a few weeknight hours.*
Thanks NN - maybe you could get me a cold non-alcoholic beverage (no ice) cause i keep askin round here and no one ever brings me anything, maybe the self service started six weeks ago and no one told me!  Starting to feel like billy no-mates poor cousin! Have a great day all you good people and i'll pop back tomorrow to see i've got a drink at last....  E xx
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Jellybeans?!?! Modesty hats?!?! Germs?!?!?!?!?! This place has EVERYTHING! Someone fix me a fruity, sissy drink...I'm NEVER leaving!
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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[quote Someone fix me a fruity, sissy drink...I'm NEVER leaving![/quote]
maybe we could call it a slipperywhenwet !!
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Aww. I already have my own drink. I'll have a Slipperywhenwet on the rocks, extra sugar on the rim!
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Greetings to Slippery and Skinny (SDIMDM = Skinny Dipping In My Dirty Mind). Don't believe we've ever had two newbies show up with such compatible names. As for a 'Slippery When Wet' what about: a drink with orange juice, pineapple juice, lime juice plus a shot of soda. That's the Sisters version. For all the lusty Lush lushes we'll add a few healthy glugs of 151 proof rum and toss in some triple sec and grenadine to liven things up. Two 'SlipperyWhen Wet' specials (one virgin, one not, at least for long) coming up.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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I'll take the virgin one, por favor. Don't need to be knocked on my ass this evening. And thanks for the warm welcome everyone. The name's Danielle...feel free to call me Dani! 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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I'll take the fully leaded variety! And since I got paid yesterday I'll even pick up the tab for a few drinks :)
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Damn! If I had realised there was jelly beans on offer I would have been back sooner!
So, can I ask some advice. One of my stories needed revising and obviously missed time on the front page so people could read it!
How can I get people to see it? Whats the best way of shamelessly plugging without shamelessly plugging?
And, I have to enquire, those hats have got to leave some interesting tan lines?!
SDIMDM
Don't worry about 'shamelessly plugging' your story. Just do it. Maybe think of a fun creative way to promote your story.
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Morning to all who lust after the Lush life. There's fresh water available at no additional expense for the benefit of customers utilizing the new, Make Your Own Damn Coffee, program. One uncertain customer complained that the official Rumplations Hot Plate, also provided free of charge, did not work. Due, no doubt, to a printer's error, the list of chargeable supplies posted yesterday failed to contain the item, electricity. Apologies for any inconvenience are hereby extended. Please note: for those wanting (needing) a more fortified morning elixir, Beaver Breath Brandy is now available for a, what else, nominal charge.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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addendum Skinny, your questions might get more response if posted in one of the 'writing' forums, such as, Ask The Writer. While unencumbered by any real knowledge, I suppose you could delete the story, tinker with it to your hearts content, then run it back through the mill. Story checkers/verifiers frown on the repeated use of this ploy but will probably cut you some slack since you're a newbie. Only drawback is you'll lose any votes and comments already collected. As for pimping your story, you might: add a link to your sig line, visit other, less depraved, Lush landing spots, especially the 'fun' forums, comment on the stories of other Lush writers, and spend some time in the chat rooms. As for the skin tone under those hats, you're the first to ask. So far, no one's had the nerve to look.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Morning RumpleLove. You're up early.
I found a urn of coffee in my car this morning so I thought I'd bring it in. I looked first to make sure it was coffee and not someone's ashes. Someone knows me too well.
The Rumplator is correct in his advise once again. Do you ever get tired of being right?
The more people tinker and remove their story, the stronger the chance of a verifier saying do not resubmit. It takes up a lot of time to reread and reverify a story that's been tinkered with. We get hundreds of stories a day to have checked and processed. I would strongly suggest getting it right the first time and then pimping it out as The Man said.
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Chef wrote: The Rumplator is correct in his advise once again. Do you ever get tired of being right? (scratches head, pulls on earlobe, and performs other, even more disgusting, bodily rituals, then shrugs) Can't say as how I ever have. Get tired, sure. On the other hand, 'being right' is something up of which I've seldom had to put. BTW, are you sure that's not Uncle Elum's left-behinds in that urn? He always had a thing for strong coffee.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Umm, I don't know Rump. I think it was his Right-Behinds by the taste of it.
And stop that. What is it with men having to "adjust"? I think they just like to play pocket pool.
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Scooter, sure thing.Feel free to man the bar (stop pushing) and give Slippery (that's my foot) your special (those were my ribs) service. Chef, pocket pool, why sure. I mean, why not. It's about the only action some of us ever get nowadays. Which reminds me of what is supposed to be a joke. Q: Why do women drivers always primp their hair when stopped at red lights? A: Cause they ain't got no nuts to scratch. (rim shot) I got a million of 'em.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Scooter, sure thing.Feel free to man the bar (stop pushing) and give Slippery (that's my foot) your special (those were my ribs) service. Chef, pocket pool, why sure. I mean, why not. It's about the only action some of us ever get nowadays. Which reminds me of what is supposed to be a joke. Q: Why do women drivers always primp their hair when stopped at red lights? A: Cause they ain't got no nuts to scratch. (rim shot) I got a million of 'em. I'm blonde Rump, by the way,, I don't git it  scooter 
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Morning, to all in search of sensual serenity and a cheap saloon. To celebrate the posting of my first new story here at Lush in a long, long time, coffee is free all day. Those who vote and leave comments will be entitled to six slightly used but not abused doughnut holes. Those voting more than once (limited to those in the Chicago region) may even get a free drink, depending on the vote. The url below should/may/has one chance in a million of getting you to my sordid saga of seventies seduction, WILLIE AND THE BRAIN.. :) http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/willie-and-the-brain.aspxIt's supposed to be a bit funny, something of an homage to the late P.G. Wodehouse who gave us the Bertie and Jeeves series. To compound the crime, it has some big words and not much in the way of sex. But check it out anyway, okay?
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN FROM: Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love a Festive contest winner - honest (audio version - very sexy) HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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